#90746365 / gettyimages.com Put me in coach/I'm ready to play today Look at me/I can be centerfield We in the country of Canada are grateful that the addiction experts up in Muskoka were able to patch up Mayor Rob Ford and send him back to civilization. As he has admitted, he's still blonde and he's still an addict. Will be for the rest of his life. But hey, he's dropped a little weight. Look he went to Moore's to buy a few smaller suits. And he's recognized, finally, that he has a disease. So, Mayor Ford. Are you a homophobe? No, that was my disease. Are you a criminal, cheat and liar? No, that was my disease. I've seen the light, brother. I've seen the light. We'd like to think that Rob Ford gained insight in that very expensive rehab facility. Nuh, uh. He simply found another scapegoat. Before, he blamed the Toronto Star, or Chief Blair. Now he blames his disease. To quote Geraldine, the debo made him do it. Rob...
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