Rose's Cantina

Everybody stop picking on Diane Sawyer. Okay, she's got a lovely face and honey locks, but she's not perfect. It appears she was seeing hefalumps and woozels on the air during ABC's election special. But the poor girl had probably been up for 72 hours. And she is a pensioner, not some spring chicken like, like, Soledad O'Brien. I don't think Diane Sawyer was drunk. I think Diane Sawyer was punch drunk. Lack of sleep can make a person delirious. If you want to blame anybody, blame Disney which owns ABC. Disney is reportedly amongst the worst -- and cheapest -- employers on the planet. So what Disney does is use its resources to the max to save money. They did this all summer. After the cancellation of The Revolution, ABC/Disney forced Lara Spencer and Josh Elliott to do double duty by working the break of dawn shift then coming back in the afternoon to do another truly awful show. Both of them always appeared drunk. The day of the election, Diane Sawye...

I'm avoiding American television today. And tomorrow. Maybe forever. Like that little crying girl on Youtube, I am sick of Branco Bama and Mitt Romney. Also, Bill Maher. And Bill O'Reilly. Certainly, the ladies of The View. I told Scott the other day that if the Republicans win, I'll have to avoid The View Forever. Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be even more insufferable than she is now. It's occurred to me that every time the Republicans win, it's like a dream sequence in which the nerds from the Big Bang Theory take over the high school from the cool kids. Or maybe the high school surrenders to The Shark Tank . And it just might happen, ladies and germs. Get your health care while you still can. Harvest those crops where the Canada Pipeline is going to be. And you, on the East Coast, prepare to wait for help from the PRIVATE SECTOR. FEMA will be a Democratic wet dream. It's looking suspiciously likely that the 'Pubs may take the Great Stat...