Wonderful news out of Georgia. The storied Augusta National Golf Club has finally deigned to offer memberships to two golfers with vaginas: Darla somebody-or-other and Condoleeza Rice. I guess Hillary Clinton and Roseanne Barr were too busy. Or too Democratic. I can hear the grumbling on the 19th hole already. The club is renowned for being snooty and having questionable fashion taste. Kermit would fit right in; Tim Gunn, not so much. Not sure about their policy on gays, though they might have invited Anderson Cooper, him being with CNN and all. Probably didn't hear about his fight the other day with his boyfriend. Remember all the brow-knitting at Augusta when Tiger Woods first poked his nose into the club? Had to let him in, right? The greatest golfer in the world, who just happens to golf while black. With Condie, they get a two-fer. She should get a golf gap with that emblazoned on it! I mean if they're going to let ladies play with their balls, they mi...
More than a million served!