Showing posts with label Stephen Chow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen Chow. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2009

I Approve! I Approve!

Rumors are swirling - why is it that rumors swirl anyway? I think they've got a much more staccato sort of movement to them - that Michel Gondry maybe has found the dude he wants to play Kato in his Green Hornet movie opposite Seth Rogen now that Stephen Chow is definitely not on-board. This is that dude:


His name is Kwon Sang-woo
and blah blah blah dude.


I offer my stamp of approval! And hopefully I can put said stamp someplace underneath his jeans.
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Monday, July 13, 2009

I Am Link

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--- 'Do Not Buy' Alert! - The Watchmen disc coming out next week is a fraud, do not buy it! Via here (via my bud Sean) come the details; they got their hands on a promo flyer inside the new disc promising a really real Director's Cut coming at the end of the year. Wait for that one, everyone. I certainly am gonna, and am glad I put off my pre-order until I knew.

--- Freddy Got Fingered - My bud Glenn over at Stale Popcorn has a real treat for us all today - a new entry in his beloved Cinema of the Absurd series which takes a look at the mother-lode of queer Krueger absurdity that is A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. This is a deeply weird movie, y'all, that's drenched in repressed homosexual... somethingness... if you've never seen it, you're missing a real pip, lemme tell ya what. And Glenn spotlights all the insanity wonderfully, so check it.

--- Our Oskar - It looks like Kodi Smit Mc-Phee, the little boy in the upcoming adaptation of The Road opposite Viggo, might be the one to snag the role of Oskar in the American version of Let the Right One In (retitled here Let Me In). I thought McPhee was great in Romulus, My Father opposite Eric Bana (little bastards got some luck with his on-screen daddies, eh?) so I'm down with his casting if it's true. He's awkward looking enough to convincingly alienate everyone around him, I think. A lot will depend on getting the right, sufficiently dorky haircut for him.

--- Bella Flop - I hope y'all have been keeping up with Electronic Cerebrectomy's summary of the first Twlight novel. I am so very very thankful to Aaron for doing this for me so I can avoid the eye-raping myself. He's earned himself at least fifty extra virgins in the afterlife.

--- Baby Killer - I was wondering the other day what the deal was with the remake of It's Alive, Larry Cohen's enfant-terrible (ha get it?) movie from the 70s now starring Bijou Phillips as the put-upon mother of a deformed baby monster. Turns out it's a DTV deal, coming out o October 6th. AICN has a sorta fairly positive review up that admits there really isn't any reason for the original to have been remade (or at least this remake doesn't find the reason) but it's not as bad as it might've been either. I'm totally going to watch it when I can.

--- The Wright Man For The Job(s) - Slash/Film is wondering what Edgar Wright will be doing next once he finishes Scott Pilgrim... I hadn't realized so many possibilities lay in wait. Sheesh. He's booked through the next fifty years already. But something very vague called Baby Driver (vague as in we have no real idea what it is) seems to have moved to the front of the line. Hrm.

--- Ciao Chow - Has Stephen Chow really disappeared from the role of Kato in Michel Gondry's The Green Hornet film? That's what it looks like. Boo to that.

--- And finally, I want this frakkin' toaster. (via)


Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Just Say Yes, Stephen Chow

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Why ya gotta keep dicking us around, Stephen Chow? Michel Gondry is gonna direct this motherfucker, Seth Rogen is gonna star as The Green Hornet (and he's lost all that weight in order to do so)... but you keep not being officially on-board! You're killing me, man! You complete the trifecta of "wow, that actually sounds interesting and different"-ness! Do it! Do it!
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Yes Yes Yes Please!

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This must happen! Must! Via:

"Columbia Pictures has set Michel Gondry to direct "Green Hornet," with production to begin later this year.

Seth Rogen is starring, and wrote the script with Evan Goldberg. Neal Moritz is producing.

Gondry most recently completed "Tokyo.""

I love Stephen Chow and he would've been great, but this is beyond awesome and a wonderfuller choice. I approve! Make it happen!
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Thursday, January 17, 2008

It's All Bendy!

Oh. My. God. Behold the CJ7... i.e. the Cutest Thing Ever:


You can see the trailer for CJ7 right here. I guess, according to AICN where I found this, this is Stephen Chow's bid at making something like E.T., which he loved when he was young. This is so much cuter than that infected-tumor E.T. though. It reminds me more of Gizmo. And since I don't think they'll ever make a Gremlins 3 - something I curse the heavens for ever night - this little squishy devil will have to fill the Mogwai-shaped hole in my heart then.

Have I mentioned that I totally have a crush on Stephen Chow, by the way? Not only has he made two immensely entertaining flicks in a row - that'd be Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle - but he's SO funny. I love the part in this trailer where he says "I do have a problem with my body... I'm far too handsome" and then throws his head back and laughs... he's all sorts of awesome. Can't wait for this one. It's out March 7th.

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