Monday, October 30, 2023
13 Bunnies of Halloween #12
Thursday, September 01, 2022
Transexual Transylvania Closing In Quick
Yeesh the news is coming hot and hard today and my poor little fingers can hardly keep up. Somebody get over here and massage my fingers please! The first trailer for Shudder's forthcoming four-part docu-series Queer For Fear, which our pal Bryan Fuller has executive produced, has just now arrived! We'd seen a clip from the series which gave us a fine idea about the awesomeness in store (watch that here), but this trailer offers a good and proper over-look. Yes, as in The Overlook...
Thursday, August 25, 2022
Quote of the Day
"With Bones and All, I wasn’t interested at all in the shock value, which I hate. I was interested in these people. I understood their moral struggle very deeply. I understood what was happening to them. I am not there to judge anybody. You can make a movie about cannibals if you’re there in the struggle with them, and you’re not codifying cannibalism as a topic or a tool for horror. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not a horror movie. It’s a devastating portrait of America from a very unreconciled master filmmaker. Even the second one, which I love as well, isn’t a horror movie; it’s a satire of Ronald Regan. The Exorcist is a family drama, not a horror movie. It’s about motherhood, and what is alien about that?The horror movie as a genre is less interesting because it does play with the various limited set of rules, and the repetition of those rules can be funny and amusing if you want a mindless day with the popcorn at the movie theater watching Final Destination. Or, it can be an empowering experience, or that of a great intellectual who is reflecting on those codes, like Kubrick with The Shining. But mostly it’s just repetition. It’s like comfort food. Except comfort food is the food that makes you sick after you eat it because while it tastes fine at the beginning, it’s also heavy and processed.I’m saying all this as a great horror movie fan, and, because of Suspiria and partially because of this movie, a director in the camp. I think I’ll keep doing horror movies in my life, even if Bones and All isn’t a horror movie per se."
Tuesday, June 29, 2021
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Gigolo Joe: She loves what you do for her, as my customers love what it is I do for them. But she does not love you, David. She cannot love you. You are neither flesh nor blood. You are not a dog a cat or a canary. You were designed and built specific like the rest of us... and you are alone now only because they tired of you... or replaced you with a younger model... or were displeased with something you said or broke. They made us too smart, too quick and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes, all that will be left is us. That's why they hate us. And that is why you must stay here... with me.David: Goodbye, Joe.
Thursday, February 11, 2021
Quote of the Day
I profoundly recommend reading the piece -- it's wonderful -- but it's on the latter film that I quote her today in particular, because a narrative has formed (one I've participated in, far and wide) that it was Stanley Kubrick's insane, demanding and cruel treatment of her on the set of The Shining that drove her over the edge, mentally-speaking, but Duvall, in this piece only has nice things to say about him. Let's let her speak:
Duvall says, "[Kubrick] doesn't print anything until at least the 35th take. Thirty-five takes, running and crying and carrying a little boy, it gets hard. And full performance from the first rehearsal. That's difficult." Before a scene, she would put on a Sony Walkman and "listen to sad songs. Or you just think about something very sad in your life or how much you miss your family or friends. But after a while, your body rebels. It says: 'Stop doing this to me. I don't want to cry every day.' And sometimes just that thought alone would make me cry. To wake up on a Monday morning, so early, and realize that you had to cry all day because it was scheduled — I would just start crying. I'd be like, 'Oh no, I can't, I can't.' And yet I did it. I don't know how I did it. Jack said that to me, too. He said, 'I don't know how you do it.' "Asked whether she felt Kubrick had been unusually cruel or abusive to her in order to elicit her performance, as has been written, Duvall replies: "He's got that streak in him. He definitely has that. But I think mostly because people have been that way to him at some time in the past. His first two films were Killer's Kiss and The Killing." I pressed her on what she meant by that: Was Kubrick more Jack Torrance than Dick Hallorann, the kindly chef played by Scatman Crothers? "No. He was very warm and friendly to me," she says. "He spent a lot of time with Jack and me. He just wanted to sit down and talk for hours while the crew waited. And the crew would say, 'Stanley, we have about 60 people waiting.' But it was very important work."
Monday, July 06, 2020
5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1962
Friday, May 22, 2020
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Wendy: Hey. Wasn't it around here thatthe Donner Party got snowbound?Jack: I think that was farther west in the Sierras.Wendy: Oh.Danny: What was the Donner Party?Jack: They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times.They got snowbound one winter in the mountains.They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.Danny: You mean they ate each other up?Jack: They had to, in order to survive.Wendy: Jack...Danny: Don't worry, Mom. I know allabout cannibalism. I saw it on TV.Jack: See, it's okay. He saw it on the television.
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Her Name Is Shelley Duvall
Monday, March 02, 2020
Pics of the Day
Anyway my point is you obviously should go to MOMI for this exhibit if you're in New York at any time before it closes in July. They're also screening a bunch of classics alongside -- I got to see Ridley Scott's Alien, hubba hubba -- what an erotic adventure that was. That said I'll now share a few more photos I took of the show, including props and models and costumes and the like, after the jump...
Tuesday, November 12, 2019
I've Seen the Future, Brother, It Is Redrum
Friday, November 08, 2019
Ewan McGregor Four Times
Tuesday, July 16, 2019
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Alice: Millions of years of evolution, right? Right?
Men have to stick it in every place they can,
but for women... women it is just about security
and commitment and whatever the fuck else!
Bill: A little oversimplified, Alice,
but yes, something like that.
Alice: If you men only knew...
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1964
That's right, it's time for our "Siri Says" series, in which I ask my telephone to tell me a number between 1 and 100 and then choose my favorite movies from the year that corresponds with that number. We've done well over half of all the numbers by now and so it always takes a few tries to get a fresh number out of Siri but today it only took, well, like seven tries. That's not so bad! And Siri gave me "64" (eventually) and so today we're celebrating The Movies of 1964. Let's take a look!
...... Kitten With a Whip (dir. Douglas Hayes), First Men in the Moon (dir. Nathan Juran), Onibaba (dir. Kaneto Shindô), Tomb of Ligeia (dir. Corman), Ghidora, The Three-Headed Monster (dir. Honda), Kwaidan (dir. Masaki Kobayashi), Dead Ringer (dir. Paul Henreid), Zorba the Greek (dir. Michael Cacoyannis)
Never seen: A Hard Day's Night (dir. Richard Lester), Becket (dir. Peter Glenville), A Married Woman (dir. Jean-luc Godard), Band of Outsiders (dir. Godard), Nothing But the Best (dir. Clive Donner), Joy House (dir. Rene Clement), I Am Cuba (dir. Mikhail Kalatozov), Marriage Italian Style (dir. Vittorio De Sica), Diary of a Chambermaid (dir. Bunuel)
Monday, April 02, 2018
I'm Half Crazy All For the Love of You
Thursday, September 21, 2017
5 Off My Head: Uncle Stevie's 70
I'm not quite there yet, but it's good.)