Stanley Weber Two Times

(via) And not just Stanley Weber, but

Stanley Weber with bookshelves! Swoon...

Good Morning, World

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Having just watched Gillian Anderson's divine Streetcar Named Desire performance again thanks to National Theater dropping it online for a week I wish I could come up with some "STANLEY!!!!" joke here to go alongside these photos of strapping actor Stanley Weber (via) but honestly that sort of thing would be for an entire audience of me, and even then only half so. I'd love to see Weber do Kowalski though. Uhhh, and now I'm just picturing Weber making out with Marlon Brando. Good morning! My point is good morning. And click here for plenty more Stanley Weber, if you like.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... plundering the booty

with Stanley Weber.

I'm assuming that bottomless shot up top is of Stanley since it's not tagged as being anybody else and he's been sea-faring across his Instagram for weeks now -- it just seems a safe guess. One of his other aquatic shots was tagged with the French TV series called Le temps est assassin, or Time is an Assassin, which hasn't aired yet but which I found a description of:

"The story of Clotilde, the only survivor of the tragic accident that killed her brother and two parents in Corsica when she was 16 years old. The protagonist, accompanied by her husband Franck meets his daughter Valentine on the scene of the tragedy where she has not come back for 25 years. Upon arrival on the scene, incidents and coincidences begin to multiply strangely..."

Since Stanley's not playing the husband I think he's probably playing some kind of a bad guy -- I mean that beard, that beautiful beard, is the stuff of ill-intent! Anyway hopefully the show's good and somehow I manage to see it because I don't get nearly enough Stanley Weber in my life. Click here if you missed the great big gratuitous post I did on him awhile back. Why he's not getting tons of work here in the US I cannot comprehend, he's one of the most gorgeous actors out there...

Do Dump or Marry: The Guys of July 13th

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Tomorrow is a big day in Hot Guy Birthdays (no not me I'm not until Sunday, sillies) - it's the birthday of Harrison Ford, Fran Kranz, Stanley Weber, Colton Haynes, and Steven R. McQueen. I'm gonna ignore those first two (although if you click on their names you'll see I've done the opposite in the past) and focus on the latter trio for a round of our favorite gratuitous parlor game Do Dump or Marry. 

Colton & Steve McQueen's Grandson seem like they co-starred in something, don't they? But I guess they didn't even though there are lots of pictures of them together, I don't know. Maybe the CW connection (McQueen was on the Vampire Diaries and Colton was on Arrow). Anyway our third is Stanley Weber, who should really really really be put in more things I watch, but if you're unfamiliar check out this big ol' post we did and make yourself the opposite. 

And now give us your answers in the comments...

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Who Wore It Best?

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Every regular looking dude breathed a sigh of relief today, because a god has been toppled - Alexander Skarsgard has finally found a look that does not work for him. He's shaved a bald patch onto his head (probably for his upcoming movie The Hummingbird Project) -- see more here, if you dare -- and man does it look dopey. It's okay, Alex! I'm glad you're taking your work seriously enough to look dopey, and bald doesn't work on everybody. That said he did remind me that the perfect specimen slash actor Stanley Weber (see lots and lots more of him here) shaved his head in that odd monk pattern for the movie Pilgrimage last year and he pulled that look off well enough that I considered taking the vows just to get on my knees with him. So...

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Good Morning, World

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Cat! Cat! You no-name slob, 

you leave that hooker be.

PS I have a screening this morning so you'll have to entertain yourselves until early afternoon-ish. Or here just look at our great big Stanley Weber post again from last night -- that could take hours and hours, believe me...

Gratuitous Stanley Weber

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There have been a few times over the years where I've randomly stumbled upon a name or a face previously unknown to me only to have my entire life immediately swallowed whole by an immediate, stop-the-presses obsession - their names all escape me right this minute though because there is only one person in the whole entire world right now and his name is Stanley Weber!

Yes I am talking to you, mister man. So I was glancing at who has birthdays today and lo and behold  Stanley Weber's celebrating his 30th birthday today. Stanley who? Stanley good goddamn look at him, I says to myself. 

And before I knew it four hours had vanished. Four beautiful hours! We danced and we stared into each other eyes, and then he took off all of his clothes and yadda yadda here we are, more in love than ever. (The nakedness, that you'll see that down below - I'm not one to keep such things to myself, obviously. And neither's he, thank the stars and heavens above!)

All this talking and I haven't even said anything about where you might know him from - Mr. Weber is a French actor and you might know him from French things, or more likely you know him from his role of "Comte St. Germain" on the show Outlander. I guess he plays a bad guy? I tried to watch that show once but even with all the naked Sam Heughan I couldn't get into it. Maybe I should try again?

Dear lord look at him. Okay okay, I gotta catch my breath. While I go "catch my breath" y'all can entertain yourselves with the fruits of my three hours spent wandering the wilds of Weber, with approximately... oh I don't know, there are so many I lost count, but there are well well well over one hundred pictures after the jump so get to going, people...