Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... experiencing nature au naturel with Justin Chatwin.

I had to check his IMDb to see if Shameless and War of the Worlds actor Justin Chatwin is still acting -- sorry Justin! -- and he is! He was in that Reagan movie last year, and he does lots of random T.V. episodes. I just haven't seen any of them. The only times I ever see him is when he gets naked in outdoor settings on his Instagram, which he does often enough to keep me happy and to keep MNPP stocked with a post or two showcasing his prized fuzzy excellence every year.  And if I can't be personally invited to tag along on one of these naturist adventures I am good with this arrangement too. He posted this video over the weekend and immediately brightened my mood -- hit the jump and I chopped that gif above into several pieces each with a more precise focus, ahem...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be... 

... porky-pigging with Gus Kenworthy.

Gus calls the wearing of a shirt with nothing else on "Winnie-the-Poohing" it in his Insta-stories but I've always prefered "Porky-Pigging" (see here) because there is a sexier connotation to "pig" then there is "pooh" -- right? You tell me:

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I am always asking the important questions! Anyway he shared this video on his Insta and it's for a good cause so go check it out -- I say this fairly often at these sorts of moments but having out gay celebrities is such a blessing. Such a blessing. Hit the jump for several more images of note from the video...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... Will Poulter's back-warmer bike bitch. 

Will Poulter's transformation into a sex god is now complete
with this Road Warrior fashion show saunter for the record books.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... man-spreading with Paul Mescal.

I've pointed out before that W Magazine seems to alternate their "Performances of the Year" photoshoots by the year between classy boring images and then really psychotic garbage -- well we're in a classy year as the above photo of Paul proves... not that he isn't giving me dirty thoughts all the same. Such is his power! I do find it weird that all of the men are over-dressed in full suits while 95% of the women are in their underwear though. And this is coming from a gay photographer! WTF Judas. Anyway a good place to find links to all their shoots for this issue is this link via their Instagram -- I gathered up the classy ass images of Paul, Daniel Craig, and Colman Domingo though, as those ones naturally interested me the most. So hit the jump for those...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... smacking into the weekend with Parker Young.

I am so happy it's Friday, y'all.

(And I am so happy we have Parker, too.)

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today Id rather...

... be sword fighting with Paul Mescal.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... the wet fag between Paul Mescal's lips.

(via) First off I hope nobody's too irritable about my use of the f-slur lately -- I've dropped it a few times in print over the past several weeks because I've been working through a little bit of a personal reclamation of it and seeing a member of the British Isles smoking a cigarette always gives me an easy out. I am aware obviously (uhh obviously) that it's a loaded term on this continent; it's a word I've mostly avoided using personally, but I don't feel like giving it any power over myself anymore. Clearly a process I should've dealt with earlier in life, but I think we're all feeling ourselves spinning into weird directions that we cannot aniticipate these days and this just happens to be one of mine. Anyway that aside this is a new photo of Paul taken from this set posted last week -- and I think it's safe to say this photo will probably be topping next year's "I Quit Smoking" post, right? I dare the photographers to come up with a better one in the next six months but this is gonna clearly be up there! In summation here is a photo of Paul with Barry Keoghan at the Governors Awards this past weekend: 

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... interrogated by Aldis Hodge.

That is a scene from Aldis' new series Cross which was 100% not on my radar until this video crossed my social media path (via) and uhh I think I might be watching this show now. 

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... getting my hands dirty with Chris Hemsworth.

So... what's the white stuff, Chris?

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... sharing a fag with Aaron Taylor-Johnson. (via) 

Gahhhhh this devil knows what he is doing. He's too much. Too too much. And yet... just right. Hit the jump for several more photos he just shared from a recent trip with his missus...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... entering my Erotica era with Jack Lowden.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... backing it up for Miguel. (via)

I love this man. This video is literally just him saying,

"Hey you, take a moment to look at my ass." Bless him.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... helping Jake keep it tight. (via)

I don't know why Jake decided to do this to me today, but there that is -- a 26-second video of him buzzing his hair off while wearing a tank top, gold chain and gray sweatpants (!!!). I already had a hard (ahem) time focusing yesterday when Kit Harington's ass was all over my timeline -- now I'm really done for. Can we call it a week? I need to go lie down for awhile. Anyway here is the final product:

Per usual, HOT AF. And of course I made gifs out of 

every single second of this, so hit the jump for the gifs...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... keeping Kit under lock and key.

When they dropped the trailer for Kit Harington's werewolf thriller The Beast Within they promised us Kit naked wearing a dog collar, and the film does indeed deliver just that -- the film is out on demand today so feel free to go see for yourself the entire bit that surrounds just these gifs. It's an okay movie -- a bit too moody for its own good, but then that is Kit's specialty. Serving moody and butt. And he serves it beautifully, baby.

At least he has a good sense of humor about it now -- in the interview alongside those GQ photos I posted yesterday he talked about the whole beefcake thing briefly and getting his bum out for the upcoming season of his HBO series Industry (so yes do prepare for more Kit Butt in our immediate future):

“That was my own work... I go to the gym for my head anyway. But when I knew I was getting my bum out, I was like, OK, you're on the squats this week.”

Do any of you watch Industry? 

I feel like I might have to start now.

Kit Harington got me thinking I should start watching #IndustryHBO pic.twitter.com/zHQCKwRqJR

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 12, 2024

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... reaching for heaven with Jeremy Allen White.

I'm sure you probably all remember the Calvin Klein photoshoot of The Bear star back in January -- you can see what I thought until today had been every single tidbit of it at this link. But the above photo only just made itself known to me today and where the hell were they hiding it? Why would you hide that?  Anyway now it's here and I am going to go have it tattooed up my inner thigh, bye.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... making a run for it with Henry Golding. (via)

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be... 

... feeling blue with David Corenswet.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... co-starring in a new Dolce & Gabbana ad with Theo James.

Some blessed paparazzi have captured our favorite Mr. James being photographed for Dolce & Gabbana in where-else Italy (via) rocking just a white speedo and yes I was complaining about the heat earlier today but the universe granted us this gift in exchange for our suffering, so I can only feel appreciative. If these are the final sights I see before my brain melts, so be it. Hit the jump for a whole collection of images...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... horse-backing with Boyd Holdbrook.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... doing Jonathan Bailey's body good.