Showing posts with label Sam Rockwell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sam Rockwell. Show all posts

Monday, December 16, 2024

Harris Dickinson Nine Times


I didn't know why Interview Magazine paired Harris Dickinson with Sam Rockwell as his interviewer for the new interview they dropped today until they mentioned they were in the 2022 caper comedy See How They Run together -- I never saw that. Did any of you see it? Is it worth seeing? Anyway these photos of Harris are worth seeing as ever (Sam calls him "the British Brad Pitt" and yeesh get a room you two) so hit the jump and see them all...

Friday, February 02, 2024

The Promised Spy


The curse of the January-February doldrums continues with Matthew Vaughn's unremittingly bleak new "entertainment" Argylle out in theaters today -- click here to read my thoughts on this D.O.A. P.O.S. that stars Bryce Dallas Howard as a spy novelist, Henry Cavill as the spy she dreamed up, and Sam Rockwell as the real spy who blah blah blah who even cares. The movie can't even be bothered to make Henry look good so I'm not going to further waste my life on it. You'll be far better off seeing the new Mads Mikkelsen movie The Promised Land if it's out in your place -- that one's terrific. Here is the trailer for that:

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Henry From Start To Finish


We're bookending the day with Henry Cavill -- picture it, twin Henrys and you're in the middle of that sandwich! -- because the first thing we saw this morning was the trailer for his new Guy Ritchie movie and the last thing we're seeing tonight will be a press screening of Argylle, the former Superman's spy comedy from Layer Cake and Kick-ass director Matthew Vaughn. That said obviously I'm not leading with a photo of Henry in Argylle because that ahircut he's rocking in it is too dumb for words. So enjoy the above much more flattering photo of Henry. And by "flattering" obviously I mean "fuckable until our bodies disintegrate" of course. Of course! More on me on Argylle later this week -- if you haven't watched the trailer, uhhh, here it is:

Thursday, December 14, 2023

You Win This Round, Krasinski


There isn't a whole lot that could make me want to see a kid's movie directed by John Krasinski and starring Ryan Reynolds -- a pornographic movie, sure? But a kid's movie? Nahhh. I am of the mind that Krasinski's Quiet Place movies are politically retrograde and shoddily crafted and Ryan, bless his continued hotness, has turned himself into a brand who only churns out terrible Netflix movies. But then they went and released a trailer for their kid's movie called If -- it's about a teen girl who can see everyone's imaginary friends -- and they put Ryan in suspenders...

... and against bookshelves no less, and this is a pure and undiluted act of violence against my will, y'all. I love a man in suspenders. I've admitted this fetish before but ever since that formative photograph of shirtless Benjamin Bratt's back in suspenders appeared in my life back in the day I have had very little willpower as far as suspenders are concerned and Ryan appears to spend...

... like half of this dumb movie in a shirt and suspenders. Violence, I say! Anyway I'm not posting the trailer but you can watch it right here -- there are really good people doing (what I assume is) voice-work in this movie too. People like Maya Rudolph and Sam Rockwell and Christopher Meloni and Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Fiona f'ing Shaw! So I won't hold it against anybody if they're excited about this. I'll just be over here with these gifs feeling very unclean, is all.


Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Good Morning, James Wolk


Happy 38 to James Wolk today! I feel like I've barely seen him in ages! Since the skimpy panties in Watchmen, really? I never watched Zoo and that is my bad, because by the sound of it that nutty show was right up my alley and if people like me weren't turning in for it then no wonder it's not still on. Anyway we should be seeing some of James this year, as he's one of the (many many many) hot men starring in George Clooney's next directorial effort, The Boys in the Boat, about the rowing crew team in the 1936 Olympic games in Berlin. This movie is looking like it might be the gayest thing Clooney's ever done...

... and we all know how much that is saying with regards to the man who wore rubber nipples for Joel Schumacher. But in all seriousness it really does look like it might even rival Clooney's Catch-22 miniseries for young men in skimpy clothing -- just look at the set photos I posted last June! To say I'm looking forward to this is an understatement -- I think Clooney is generally a very bad director, but he's at his best when there are half-naked men in front of him. (Catch-22 is by far the best thing he's done, with that "Let's leer at Sam Rockwell's perfect ass" epic Confessions of a Dangerous Mind coming in second.) Let's hope he fully, similarly appreciates James when he's got him there. 

Friday, October 29, 2021

In Oscar


There isn't really enough "news" here to justify an entire post, and yet here we are, because I wanted to post these photos of Oscar Isaac. Funny innit? Anyway today we have "news" that Oscar will be one of the stars of Martin McDonagh's next next movie, about which we know nothing except that -- Oscar will be one of the stars of it. Along with McDonagh regulars Sam Rockwell and Christopher Walken. that is. There's no title, no plot. But there is Oscar, and Oscar is plenty! (Oh boy plenty.) This movie will happen after McDonagh's currently-filming The Banshees of Inisherin, which reunites him with his In Bruges stars of Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson. Will McDonagh ever again make a movie I like as much as I like In Bruges? I guess we'll find out. I keep holding out hope but man did I not like the other two. Hit the jump for one extra shot of Oscar...

Wednesday, September 09, 2020

5 Off My Head: Michelle At 40

While we sit on both of our thumbs and impatiently wait for the tremendously exciting new adaptation of Ingmar Bergman's Scene From a Marriage that will star Michelle Williams and Oscar Isaac we might as well give our thumbs a momentary break from, you know, sitting upon, and use them  to wish the great and powerful Michelle an extremely happy 40th birthday today! She's been knocking our socks off and our thumbs out of places for a full two decades now, but as much good work as she's gotten across in that stretch of time I think it's not totally nuts to say she might be at the height of her powers right this minute, judging by the career-best work she just did on TV with Fosse/Verdon -- I cannot wait to see what her next spin for TV, with that Bergman joint, turns out. On that note, here are my faves...

My 5 Favorite Michelle Williams Performances

Gwen Verdon, Fosse/Verdon (2019)
"Maybe I should find a lover, too, then. 
How about that?"

Alma, Brokeback Mountain (2005)
"Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!"

Cindy, Blue Valentine (2010)
"I'm so out of love with you. I've got nothing left for you,
nothing, nothing. Nothing, there is nothing here for you."

Wendy, Wendy and Lucy (2008)
"I'm not from around here. I can't be an example."

Arlene, Dick (1999)
"Dick frightens me!"

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And some runners-up because this list could have been twice as long without me breaking a sweat: Synecdoche New York, My Week With Marilyn, Manchester-by-the-Sea, Certain Women, Take This Waltz, Meek's Cutoff, and her speech at the Golden Globes last year

What are your favorite Michelle performances?

Friday, December 20, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Angelique: Do you believe in love?
Joe: I believe in saying, "I love you."
It helps you concentrate.

A happy 40 to one of the musicals I actually unabashedly adore -- if you've been here at MNPP long enough you know I'm not especially a Musical Person, but if they're interesting subversions (read: dark) of the genre tropes I usually find grating (read: sunny) then I tend to be more open, more willing, and All That Jazz is a fantasia of death and drug abuse that's impossible to look away from. 

I'd be curious to re-watch it now in this post Fosse/Verdon world we live in; Bob Fosse wasn't exactly insincere with regards to his faults but that show laid them out in ways he never would've been entirely able to. Plus  you know Michelle Williams goes and gives one of the great performances of the decade in it...


Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Good Morning, Gratuitous Jonathan Tucker

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It has happened before but it's not often that I will have to graduate a post containing a single photo-shoot from being titled "So-and-so Five Times" up to a good and proper "Gratuitous" post, but sometimes, when we're really lucky, the number gets out of control -- I mean I suppose I could have called this post "Jonathan Tucker Thirty Times" since I do indeed...

... have thirty photographs of our favorite Tucker here to share thanks to our favorite Duran (that'd be the photographer Tony, via his website) today. Indeed there are actually about twenty more photos at that link -- I tried to edit the shoot down a little bit but you might not feel so inclined and who the fuck can blame you.

Tucker inspires the extra effort, and devotion. On that note out this weekend is the new Charlie's Angels movie and in the grand tradition of those things -- following Sam Rockwell in the 2000 version and especially especially Justin Theroux in its sequel -- he's appears to be another villain you can't decide whether you wanna kill or fuck, or both simultaneously. I am so down. Hit the jump for the rest of this really very pleasurable shoot...

Tuesday, September 03, 2019

Trailers To Talk About

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A pair of new trailers have popped up in my inbox in the past 24 hours that I would like to draw y'all's attentions towards -- you've probably definitely already seen the one for Taika Waititi's Jojo Rabbit about but there it is, again about, above. This is his anti-fascist comedy in which the Ragnarok director plays an imaginary friend Adolph Hitler to a little boy, co-starring alongside Scarlett Johannson and Sam Rockwell. I saw this trailer with a crowd over the weekend and they ATE IT RIGHT UP -- this movie might be a hit? If Disney doesn't chicken out with it, like's been rumored. (Hey Disney! Remember when you released anti-Nazi propaganda once upon a time? What happened?) Anyway Jojo Rabbit is out on October 18th.
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The second trailer I'm sharing is even more of a thrill for me I must admit -- if you've seen any of Swedish director Roy Andersson's surrealist beauties before (it's been five years since his last, the astonishing A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence) then you know why I'm thrilled already. His new one's called About Endlessness and it's playing both Venice and TIFF this month, but other than that we don't have a release date just yet. So who knows when we'll see it, but see it the second we can we shall. Anyway I don't know what About Endlessness is about -- except, you know endlessness -- but that hardy matters; his films are more about form than content.
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Thursday, May 30, 2019

Good Morning, World

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It took me a couple of extra days to get around to it but I watched the finale of Fosse / Verdon last night --which gifted us with this scene here of Jake Lacy (who played Gwen Verdon's long long long suffering partner Ron) -- and boy are my wings tired! Sorry the vaudevillian aspects of the show took me over for a second there. No in all seriousness Michelle Williams, a terribly gifted actress, did her finest work so far on the series, if you ask me...
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... which you did, ask me that is, by clicking over here to my site. So there. I told you. I was a little less enamored with Rockwell's work, although to lay it all bare I had a chip on my shoulder towards him because of how bad I thought he was in Three Billboards and how he cruised to an Oscar for that, so my head very well might not've been screwed on generously towards his favor. I will say that his dancing scene with his daughter during the finale was one of my favorite scenes on the entire series -- he went out on a high note. But Michelle, Michelle was transcendent, really and truly. If you haven't watched the series it's worth it to watch her work alone. Jake Lacy in his boxer shorts is just a bonus! A big one. Hit the jump for a dozen more gifs...

Friday, April 05, 2019

I'm Holding Out For Another Hero

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Is anyone planning on seeing Shazam! this weekend? Thanks to its better-than-expected reviews I would have planned on going if I wasn't so busy I might disintegrate at any moment, but my schedule is punching me in the nards so so hard for the next few days -- it looks like Shazam! will end up waiting. Sorry, Zach! (For a fuller copy of the above picture, which is pleasant to gaze upon, click here.) My nards say no deal! 

This is a busy weekend though -- the best thing you might be able to see depending on where you are is Claire Denis' High Life (read my review) but there's also the Pet Sematary remake (review shortly) and the frontier-lady horror flick The Wind (reviewed here) and Jai Courtney's Aussie Kiddie Flick Storm Boy and the Aretha Franklin doc Amazing Grace and Best of Enemies with Sam Rockwell leaning into his racist schtick alongside Taraji P. Henson...
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... whose premiere I stumbled upon by accident last night. Oh and Elle Fanning's pop musical Teen Spirit, which I very much want to see (watch the trailer here) but cannot figure out how or when, thanks to the aforementioned nightmare schedule. Oh and there's a new Mike Leigh movie out today too! What the living fuck. It's too much! Add on the fact that Killing Eve returns on Sunday and you'd be forgiven for saying fuck it and throwing yourself off the Empire State Building. By me, I mean. Not God. God will hate you forever.


Monday, December 17, 2018

The Killing of a Sacred Derp

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VicVice isn't so much shock and awe as it is a prolonged bout of enhanced interrogation - it's the scariest movie of the year next to Hereditary, but I'm not sure it means to be. I'm not sure what Vice means to be, in all honesty. I think it wants to be a comedy most of the time, although I only laughed once and I side-eyed every person in the theater who laughed more than that, making mental notes not to ever know those people. Vice is the rare comedy you walk out of with a mind to drown your neighbors in the theater's toilet afterward.

First and foremost it's true, Christian Bale's transformation into crux of evil Dick Cheney is a formidable one - the stiffness of his faux chin flab melts away pretty early on and the half-smirks have it; it being that nightmare fuel you remember so well from those Aughts years of political hell. It still burns and roils the belly, and Bale back-flips overtime to complicate a man who is in reality one of history's most pathetic one note villains.

But aye therein lay the rub, and the movie knows it's rubbed - why complicate uncomplicated shit-heels? Vice spends its entire runtime frantically searching for its reason - it dances wildly, gesticulating towards Cheney's "love for his girls" or his smirking manipulation of double-dumb Dubya; it's only purpose seems to be self-justification, when they really could've just said "we're making this movie cuz it might win us some awards" and been more honest. It's wrangling with these nasty folks remains facile, nothing but yellowcake smoke and mirrors. Its foundation's as shaky as the reasons we invaded Iraq.

As if anybody cares how Mary Cheney felt when her sister "betrayed" her? She signed her soul over to the family's ghoulish legacy with as much enthusiasm as any, and I remain unmoved no matter how adorable Allison Pill can't help but play her. I went in to Vice not sure why I was there and I left with even more questions, but mostly I felt ill from start to limping finish. What a waste of everybody's better energies. The struggle is elsewhere, fellas.


Tuesday, January 30, 2018

I Refuse To Stay Silent

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The highlight of the trailer for Duncan Jones' upcoming Netflix film Mute, which hits the streamer on February 23rd, is clearly the above shot of Alexander Skarsgard wearing well-tailored trousers and suspenders and sitting on a bed - those are some haunches - but that's about as close to sexy as Alex gets the whole trailer...

... and meanwile Justin Theroux and Paul Rudd are all goofed-up in wig / stache paraphernalia... consider me officially discouraged. I know Alex is an Award Winning Actor now, la di dah, but let's not forget our roots, buddy. And come on, Duncan! With a cast like this (see also Sam Rockwell), well, his heterosexuality is showing. His father would've sexed this up so much.
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Monday, January 08, 2018

All Signs Point To Woody

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Out of all the possible movies that are in the running for Best Picture this year Martin McDonagh's Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is my second least favorite of the bunch. (Here's my review in case you missed it.) That doesn't mean I think it's the second worst film of the year, mind you - I would certainly say that Three Billboards is a better movie than, say, Baywatch. There are a couple of things about it that I think are outright good, even - for instance I think Samara Weaving is hilariously funny as John Hawke's new girlfriend Penelope (her comic timing is impeccable). 

And I also think Woody Harrelson is very strong in the film - I'd actually, blasphemy of blasphemies, rank his work higher than Frances McDormand's in the movie, and I say that as a firm disciple of Franny's from way back. Anyway to make a long something longer this week's "Beauty vs Beast" contest at The Film Experience is tackling Three Billboards via my favorite performance in the movie and my least favorite performance in the movie, so head on over and vote and please do the right thing just this once just for me...
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Friday, November 10, 2017

They Say In Ebbing Blood Comes First

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Small towns are funny places. They all end up roughly the same shape, but the pieces they're stacked up with are individually different, like people building castles in three different climates - sand, mud, snow. Think of those unwieldy nightmare figures at the end of Clive Barker's "In the Hills, the Cities" - people piled on top of each other just dying to trip over and spill out their insides on the sidewalks. That's home.

Martin McDonagh's Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri puts the place right there in the title - Ebbing, Missouri. That's not a real place, by the way - unlike Bruges you won't find Ebbing on a real world map. It's a McDonagh dream place - he built it out of his own little piles of people, and made of it what he wanted, as it is any Creator's wont to do. 

McDonagh's a sloppy god then, because Ebbing, as a place, never makes a lick of sense. Almost everything, from their boots to their bandanas, ring untrue. The nagging sensation that these are Actors playing Characters doing Actions strikes early, the minute McDormand's grieving mother Mildred buys up them billboards actually, piercing every turn of phrase with arch wink-wink of "shit piss or cunt" (as she so poetically lists what can and cannot be advertised).

My problem is not with the "shit piss or cunt" mind you. I love me a good "shit piss or cunt." McDonagh just never makes a good convincing case for these people to talk like this. It's like every character is Ralph Fiennes in In Bruges all of a sudden - there's delicious poetry to be wrung from filthy-mouthing but Three Billboards doesn't find it. The dialogue feels stuffed in people's mouths awkwardly, and the affectations - Ebbing is awash in affectations; drowning really - keep us at elbow's length.

And it's a sharp elbow. The reason I keep coming back to McDonagh, hoping he'll get it right again one of these times (it's all been a come-down sine In Bruges), is because of his insistence in heel-digging when it comes to his character's nastiness. Frances McDormand's a dream actress for him. Frances McDormand, bless her beautifully ornery soul - as Lucas Hedges says in Lady Bird, you can be both scary and warm! - is never gonna beg anybody to like her. You'll come to her, thank you very much. (And I will every time, Frances. Even here.)

Ebbing is steadfast in that devotion and that's often its sharpest tool, but McDonagh misjudges too much here - for one the Sam Rockwell character (a racist cop named Dixon, because of course the racist cop would be called Dixon) is a crap heap of overindulged actorishness, bee-bopping in that gee-whiz adorable way Rockwell does even as he makes funny about beating women and minorities, and listen. There are ways to make this character work. They involve using an actor who is like Frances McDormand and doesn't need to be liked. Sam Rockwell is not that actor. 

And worse, McDonagh really wants us to like Dixon. The entire last act hinges on it. In one of McDonagh's more embarrassing attempts at "dynamic" camera-work (you often get the sense he's tremendously self-conscious about his play-writing background when making movies and is trying to prove something, with a capital Prove Something, with his shots) we literally See The World Through Dixon's Eyes Now. And oh, I cringed.

There is something to be said - a whole lot to be said! - for a writer creating their own reality. The characters on-screen don't have to align with the real world as long as we sense there's some sort of logic, some sort of backbone stiffening up the board, to what they do, how they behave. A point to their madness - a way reality funneled through this reinterpretation comments back upon us, as people, here. I went to Ebbing, I hung out there for two hours, but I'll be goddamned if I know shit piss or cunt about it after all that.
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Thursday, November 09, 2017

Rock Out With Your Rockwell

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Alright this is more like it - I'm finally seeing Martin McDonagh's new film Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri tonight thanks to the annual wonder that is MoMA"s "Contenders" series, in which they screen a madcap run of awards favorites through the wintry months -- Billboards is their inaugural film of 2017, and McDonagh and Sam Rockwell are both supposed to be in attendance. Stay tuned to my Instagram for probable photographic evidence of starfuckery. And check out the entire schedule for "The Contenders" series right here, although I don't want any of you snatching tickets from things I want to see. (And yes before you ask I have indeed got tickets to see Call Me By Your Name a sixth time before it's out in theaters thanks to this, wha ha ha.) Billboards trailer in case you missed it:
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Thursday, March 23, 2017

Frances Is My Second Favorite F Word

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If you sometimes find yourself whispering 
to yourself as you walk down the street...

... and the thought of a gift of vulgarity along those same lines being given to an actress as estimable as Frances fuckin' McDormand is too good to seem true, then have I got a goddamned trailer for you.
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We have previously expressed our enthusiasm about Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri, but this trailer's showing that our greatest poet of cursing Martin McDonagh is in top form indeed. No exact date for this yet, just sometime this year, but if it's not out tomorrow it's too fuckin' far away.


Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Between A Woody and a Rockwell

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If you head over to The Film Experience I just dove into today's exciting casting news regarding Martin McDonagh's new movie - yes the one that already has Frances McDormand in the lead role, rendering it Already Beyond Awesome on the strength of that alone. But these two fellas ain't nothing to sneeze at! (Unless by "sneeze" you mean something sexual, in which case... okay sure?) (But that would be weird -- why would you use the word "sneeze" as something sexual? What the hell is wrong with you?) (Weirdo.)