Showing posts with label Olivia Colman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Olivia Colman. Show all posts

Friday, April 05, 2024

Lucas Bravo Eight Times


Not feeling super inspired today toward cleverness -- just sort of staring at the wall in a daze. But then I DID SURVIVE AN EARTHQUAKE so I am giving myself a free pass to be a dullard this Friday. "Just this Friday?" I can hear you cunts whispering, and don't think I won't throw you out a window and blame the earthquake, y'all. Sorry I have been really into the c-word ever since Olivia Colman gave me permission. Blame her, ya bunch of cunts! Dear me. Poor Lucas Bravo is looking at all this like, "THIS is the text you attach to the new photoshoot (via) of my gorgeousness?" Sorry, Lucas. You just never know what might happen here at MNPP! Show up for a pretty man and end up with a load of cunt served instead. Hit the jump for the photos...

Thursday, April 04, 2024

Andrew Scott Five Times


Ripley is finally out today -- go watch it on Netflix the first chance you get! It's really terrific, I thought. I speak of the new Patricia Highsmith adaptation starring Andrew Scott here as Tom Ripley, her perennial grifter, the same one showcased so wonderfully in Anthony Minghella's 1999 film The Talented Mr. Ripley. Here is the trailer. It salso stars Dakota Fanning and Johnny Flynn (from Emma) in the Gwyneth & Jude roles repsectively, although it's unfair to compare it to that movie because they're going for something very different emotionally. It's the same story as TTMR (I don't believe it dives into any of the other books; I know people were wondering) but it has a very different feel. And I think both versions work. Anyway with that out Andrew is featured in Interview Magazine today and besides this sexy photoshoot (SHELVES!) his chat is with the one and only Oscar-winning queen Olivia Colman! I usually post these links and then go read the articles but I couldn't stop myself from reading Andrew & Olivia chatting the second I saw it was a thing and it's a delight. So read that and hit the jump for the photos...

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Tyrannosaur (2011)

Hannah: You're a child of God.
Joseph: God ain't my fucking daddy. My daddy was a cunt, 
but he knew he was a cunt. God still thinks he's God. 
Nobody's told him otherwise. 
Hannah: Why are you so angry at God? 
Joseph: Why are you so fucking stupid? 
I've met people like you all my fucking life. 
Goodie goodies. Make a charity record. 
Bake a cake. Save a fucking soul! 
You've never eaten shit. Don't know what it's like out there.

Okay not the most cheerful "Life Lesson" there today but they can't all be "life is beautiful" (and yes I am talking to you, Roberto Benigni) -- anyway a happy 50th birthday to the queen Olivia Colman! I only saw Tyrannosaur within the past couple of years, after I'd already fallen hard for Olivia with the rest of the world, but my god her work in this movie is devastating. Go watch it if you've never seen it -- she will smash your heart into a million itty bitties. What are your favorite Olivia performances these days? I also thought she was very funny, in a very different register from what we're used to, in Wonka



Friday, December 15, 2023

Wonka in 150 Words or Less


All hail Paddington director Paul King, because Wonka has no right being as much fun as it is but it is, it is fun, it is very fun indeed. While it's lighter on the sugarcoated nastiness that Roald Dahl tended to traffic in than I might've liked -- although Olivia Colman does her darndest and all I could think watching her was, "Let's make The Twits movie finally, we have our star!" -- it goos together its own whimiscal deliciousness anyway by sheer force of willpower, like that hydrodrolic press Instagram account where colorful candies are annhilated into something magical and unique. A technicolor tonic for these trying times, and Timmy's a hoot. So go forget your worries and forget your cares, but don't forget the chocolates.

Monday, December 12, 2022

Empire of Colman


This went up last Friday after I'd already logged off for the weekend, but if you click here I promise you you can still read my review of Sam Mendes' latest film Empire of Light starring Olivia Colman. Yes even here these three days later. The internet is magic! And so is Olivia Colman but then you knew that already. I'm mixed on the movie but not on her. Never her!

Monday, April 18, 2022

Good Morning, World


Hello, happy Monday y'all -- my first official day back in my office after two-ish weeks dealing with a COVID outbreak in my (pants) household, I hope y'all are safe and sound and vaxxed and boosted and continuing to wear masks in public spaces and to exhibit proper intelligent behavior with what you're doing in the world. Still a pandemic! Anyway all that heaviness aside I'm feeling one thousand percent better today -- right about Saturday afternoon I felt myself returning, like a former me settled down into my body from whatever hellscape it'd been trapped in. Not that the world's not full of nightmare fuel! But I'm me at least and can go back to experiencing all the usual shit that proper way again. So full of sunshine and light this Monday morning. Maybe it has something to do...

... with the fact that I binged Yorgos Lanthimos movies all weekend long? There above is the Twitter thread where I shared absolutely no insight whatever into that fact and those films, save the realization that Yorgos Lanthimos loves having his characters slap each other. So! Many! Slaps! From Friday night through Sunday I watched The Lobster, then Alps, then The Favourite, then Dogtooth, and last night finished up with the cheeriest of them all The Killing of a Sacred Deer, and gosh are my arms tired. Felt like good prep for Poor Things, Yorgos' new movie with Emma Stone out later this year anyway. And now I figured this morning it'd be nice to greet y'all with these gifs of a naked Colin Farrell in Sacred Deer. You're welcome.


Friday, March 25, 2022

Josh O'Connor From Top To Bottom


I told you several weeks back that Josh O'Connor is starring in Luca Guadagnino's next movie -- called Challengers it's about a love triangle in the tennis world and will also star Zendaya and West Side Story breakout Mike Faist. Well today I stumbled upon a Twitter account that's doing good work stalking that movie's production, and they've had word (by which I mean video) that the gang's already in Boston prepping to film...


... including that glimpse of some of said names at some sort of sports thing yesterday. (Celtics? I hardly know her.) This makes me happy because it seemed like Luca kept announcing projects only for nothing to happen with them for awhile there, and now he's actually working hard -- his cannibal movie with Timmy is already in the can, and he's onto the next one! The thing is though I shouldn't really brand Luca with the lazy brush because even when he's not spitting out feature films he's spitting out short ones for luxury brands without us even noticing, which brings me to...


... this short ad for Aston Martin starring Josh O'Connor that dropped all the way back in August that I didn't even notice until today! For shame! And Timmy better watch his back (there are so many ways I could go with the rest of this sentence) if Luca is spending this much time with Josh -- Luca might have a new gorgeously gawky fave if he's not careful. I mean Josh...

... doesn't play around. Which brings me to the real reason I was looking up Josh today -- his film Mothering Sunday with Odessa Young, Olivia Colman, and Colin Firth, is fiiiiiiiinally out in theaters today after an extremely protracted release schedule that I have not been able to keep straight in the slightest -- well it's out in NYC and LA today anyway, and that's as ever good enough! I reviewed this back in November and found it very lovely and very sad and very full of Josh O'Connor naked (on the latter point I recommend clicking on this link here, if such things interest you). Go read my review, and here's the latest trailer...

Monday, January 10, 2022

Paul Mescal One Time


So have you guys watched The Lost Daughter yet?



Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

The Kindergarten Teacher (2018)

Lisa: Talent is so fragile and so rare. And our culture does everything to crush it. I mean even at four or five, they're coming into school attached to their phones, talking only about TV shows and video games. It's a materialistic culture, and it doesn't support art, or language, or observation. Even my own children, who are great, they don't read. You know, you think maybe it's just a phase. But I worry that it's something larger. A lack of curiosity. A lack of reflection. No one has space for poetry.

I am ashamed to say that I still haven't seen this movie -- I always think Maggie's a phenomenal actress and have heard good things about this one, and good grief this quote is just... let's just say that this quote speaks to me. So I need to move it up my list! Any fans? Maggie's celebrating her 44th birthday today and we wish her the happiest! 

I saw her directorial debut The Lost Daughter -- with the astonishing cast of Olivia Colman, Dakota Johnson, Jesse Buckley, Peter Sarsgaard, Oliver Jackson-Cohen (pictured above if you need an extra push to see this), Paul Mescal, Dagmara Dominczyk and Ed Harris -- back during NYFF and it's terrific, absolutely terrific. I hate that I never got around to writing about it but that time was so busy and the film's not out until December 17th (and the 31st on Netflix) so I'll try to do it next month. Unbelievably I haven't posted the trailer yet, so here's that:

Friday, November 12, 2021

Future Gay Boys & Mothering Sundays


Don't get too excited, I think that photo is faked. But it's a good reminder of the recent in-itself exciting news that Josh O'Connor and Paul Mescal are going to make a gay romance movie for us, and I'll take any reminder of that, any day, any hour, any second! (And anyway -- Josh in those shorts! Phew!) And having that to post is a good gratuitous segue to lead me into my real reason for being here -- the trailer for Josh's new movie Mothering Sunday was released today, and I have that below.

I saw Mothering Sunday at TIFF and reviewed it right here -- it stars Odessa Young (so good in Shirley last year) as a maid who's having a torrid affair with the fancy-man son of a neighbor's house (O'Connor) not long after WWI; the movie also stars Olivia Colman (who has one scene where she grabs your heart and smashes it onto the floor in a billion different pieces) and Colin Firth. It's worth seeing, and that's even before we get into how very very very naked Josh is for a bunch of it. Weirdly the trailer doesn't use that as a selling point -- they really should let me cut these trailers; I'd get butts in seats! Butts for butts! 


Mothering Sunday is playing one week in L.A. on November 17th
and then gets a proper drop come February 25th of next year.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

They Don't Call Him J.O. For Nothing


I managed great restraint in my first TIFF 2021 review, which was for the film Mothering Sunday starring our boy Josh O'Connor seen above -- I reviewed the entire movie at Pajiba right here without mentioning once, not a one time, the fact that the first half of the film is basically a Josh O'Connor sausage-fest, with him walking around in as our grandmothers would say the full nude. Well if you've got it flaunt it and as anyone who saw God's Own Country already knows, Josh gots it. Anyway I save this filthy tripe for here at MNPP where it belongs. Pssst don't tell anybody respectable that I'm a big pervert, k? We got a deal? Thanks. Anyway thankfully the movie's lovely enough that I could talk about it without resorting to a series of "ah-woo-gah" wolf whistles, which is always nice -- sometimes that's not the case and the dicks are all we've got to grab onto! Moving on from that sentiment I missed this photoshoot of Josh earlier this year, so let's un-miss it after the jump...

Thursday, July 08, 2021

Pics of the Day


I am having trouble keeping up with everything hitting today! Lotsa cool stuff. Like here are the first images from Eva Husson's film Mothering Sunday, which is premiering in Cannes tomorrow and which I told you of previously because holy hell this cast -- Josh O'Connor, Odessa Young, Olivia Colman and Colin Firth as the headliners! Also Ṣọpẹ Dìrísù from the His Dark Materials series as well as the fantastic recent horror flick His House, and then some lady named uhh Glenda fucking Jackson! Gah!!! It's a romance set in the 1920s, based on a book. Oh and the costume designer is Sandy Powell so you've got even more lavishness guaranteed. Hit the jump for three more photos and a gif of Josh...

Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Good Morning, World


When Mare of Easttown ended on Sunday night -- and as an aside I'd love to hear what y'all thought of that show! I loved it, while acknowledging that plot-wise it sometimes leaned too hard on conventions, but I didn't really care because the performances were all so deeply moving -- I decided to finally start watching the 2013 run of Broadchurch, a British small-town whodunit starring Olivia Colman (and our new favorite big-eared gay-boy Jonathan Bailey, seen in these gifs) that I saw a lot of people compare Mare to. Well I started it on Monday (it's on Netflix)  and... I already have just one episode left? Which is to say it's scratching my itch and then some. 

I'll hold off on casting a final judgement until I've finished the first run of episodes -- and I've heard the second season isn't nearly as good? -- but if I thought Olivia Colman was incapable of delivering a performance that rang anything but astonishingly, painfully true in every single movement and facial expression (and I did think that) I only think it doubly so far. This is going to sound frightfully like Roman Castavet describing Guy Woodhouse's performance in Rosemary's Baby, I know that going in, but she does this... not an "involuntary reach" exactly, as Roman puts it, but in the scene where the boy's body is discovered on the beach in the first episode and the mother comes down and freaks out, Colman presses her hands on her forehead in one of the most genuine expressions of overwhelming dismay I have ever seen an actor put on-screen. I don't think I've ever seen anyone do that precise movement before? And watching her do it I was like, "That is what I do in those moments." She's just so goddamned good you guys. We did her right, giving her an Oscar. Also...


... did y'all know that? Why didn't I know that? I have got to find that show, Anyway back to Broadchurch I was locked in from there on and have flown through it over the past couple of nights and will presumably finish it tonight. If I've got fans in the house please share your love, although I do ask y'all refrain from spoilers since like I said, one episode left. For now here's more of our big-eared gay-boy Jonathan Bailey flashing some meaty bum, after the jump...

Tuesday, April 06, 2021

Light the Way, Olivia Colman


Olivia Colman's acting ascendancy has been one of the brightest truest bright-spots from the past few years -- to be reminded that genuine talent can be appreciated, sought out, and rewarded in its day... well sometimes the world feels empty, vacuous I mean, and she makes the world seem a little less so; bless her for it. (Relatedly I'd be totally fine with her winning another Oscar for The Father, in which she is once again tremendously good -- here's my review of that movie.) So anyway I'm happy to report she's got another good-sounding project lining up today -- Sam Mendes wrote the script and will direct the movie, called Empire of Light, which Deadline says "is [a] love story, set in and around a beautiful old cinema, on the South Coast of England in the 1980s." I'm glad he's making something small and character-based -- I enjoyed 1917 just fine, but I think Mendes thrives a bit better with character than he does with spectacle, and with Olivia Colman in the lead he's already won 98% of that battle. Oh and Deadline is saying that Roger Deakins will be shooting the film, so there's the other 2% right there.

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

When We Were Who We Were, Back Then


Time slips, not like water, but like molecules -- it doesn't drop, it dissipates. We're running along on the desert sands of the hourglass in outer space, gravity-less and free floating from moment to moment to moment.  A rock slide around Orion. Think of those rooms at the end of 2001 -- estate rooms, finely wainscoted, enclosing eternity in a series of airless boxes stretching nigh on forever. Life, birth, death, erasure, beginning and end -- where the painting doesn't hang, the discolored spot, is where we stand.

Florian Zeller's The Father surprised me, in great ways, in the ways it ruminates on slippage from the base of its structure -- Anthony Hopkins plays Anthony, an old man losing his bearings in a series of rooms that enter and exit one another inexplicably. Like Bunuel plunked in the blender characters seem to be one person but then they're entirely another -- there's a daughter (Olivia Colman) and another daughter (Olivia Williams) or maybe not, maybe there's no other daughter, or maybe the other daughter is dead, or maybe the other daughter is the new nurse (Imogen Poots), bright-eyed and giggly.

Or maybe not that either. The film does what Christopher Nolan keeps trying and failing at, which is to ever so gingerly reach into our minds and tweak out the corners and meaty pieces of our perceptions, before we even notice what's being done. Time loses all meaning, and then finds more meaning amongst its meaninglessness. We care about Anthony and his daughter(s) fast -- they are funny, kind, human. When they cry we die a little. What better gateway drug into an emotional maelstrom than actual honest-to-goodness caring? Imagine it.

The Father finds plot in its miniature mystery -- a Masterpiece Theater episode of Murder She Wrote meets The Twilight Zone, where our expectations of expectation are vehemently held against us. As soon as we think we've got it sorted out it tosses a wrench or two in, the sets drop their walls, resettle themselves into unsettling configurations. As a person who's wandered my own apartment furious at my keys or my phone which has obviously grown little legs in order to spite me this movie gets it, the rage of age; of the short-cuts we've mentally habituated to over time turning right against us. You walk one hallway enough times, enough years, you stop noticing the hallway, but one day all of a sudden that feels like time travel.

Here I was born, and here I died -- the circle of life might meet back up with itself but only inside our own heads. We're all little gordian knots snowing down from the heavens, self-contained in the prisons of our frayed and frazzled consciousnesses -- panopticons by way of Decepticons; unholy structures burned down to their skeletons staring balefully back. We're running towards the answers to the puzzles of our pillar selves as the roads in front of us and behind us turn to ash. The only place is the place where our feet meet the current moment, but if you drill down to small enough turns out nothing actually meets anything -- there's always some space, insignificant as eternity, in between.


Monday, November 16, 2020

Who's Jake Gonna Call


So this was weird! Last week a heap of people -- a heeple? -- got added to the cast of Jake Gyllenhaal's upcoming remake of Gustav Moller's Danish thriller The Guilty from 2018 which has Jake's Southpaw director Antoine Fuqua directing. Awesome people! Jake's reuniting with his brother-in-law Peter Sarsgaard for one -- I don't believe they've co-starred in anything since Jarhead ten years ago, correct me if I'm forgetting something. But also there's Ethan Hawke and even better our beloved Riley Keough! And then there's also also Paul Dano, who co-starred with Jake in both Okja and Prisoners...

... and Da’Vine Joy Randolph who was so so so very good in Dolemite is My Name last year. That's a great effing cast, right? So why am I saying this is, and I quote, "weird"? Because the 2018 version of The Guilty is best known for being a one-person movie! It starred (the very handsome) Jakob Cedergren as a (very handsome)  9-1-1 operator (do they call it 9-1-1 in Denmark?) who attempts to unravel an ongoing crime via the telephone call that comes in. Its essentially a radio-program playing out across Cedergreen's (very handsome) face for ninety minutes.

Jake first announced he wanted to make this remake a few years ago but I wasn't surprised when it got moved to the front of the pile recently, given this "one man show' factor made filming in the middle of a pandemic a non-issue. But... now they're hiring all these actual actors that are not Jake and I don't know what to think. Are they being hired for just their voices? It's not unheard of (HA GET IT) -- Tom Hardy's movie Locke, the movie that only starred Tom Hardy as he drove around and called people on the phone, used bonafide terrific actors like Ruth Wilson and Andrew Scott and Tom Holland and Olivia fucking Colman to supply those voices. 

But maybe not? Maybe Fuqua & Co have something different up their sleeve and I don't want to be too judgmental out the gate because we always scream, "Do something new with a remake!" It's just... without the "one man show" gimmick of The Guilty it's just another 9-1-1 operator movie like that Halle Berry movie The Call and I don't think Halle Berry even wants to remember The Call.


Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Frank (2014)
Jon: He said I was cherishable, 
and he picked me to join the band. 
Clara: You are fingers being told which keys to push.
Jon: I push my own keys...
Clara: Ten little bits of bone and skin.
Jon: And I'm perfectly capable of going to my
furthest corners and composing music.
Clara: Your furthest corners?
Jon: My furthest corners.
Clara: Someone needs to punch you in the face.

A happy 43 to Maggie Gyllenhaal today! I'm not even gonna mention her brother Jake (except, you know, that time right there) because Maggie's got plans, big plans, all her own this year -- we've been posting a ton about her directorial debut The Lost Daughter, which just finished filming a couple of weeks ago -- it stars Olivia Colman and Dakota Johnson and Peter Sarsgaard and Jessie Buckley and (our biggest reason for the multiple posts) new-BFFs Paul Mescal & Oliver Jackson-Cohen. And I don't mean to devalue her acting-wise -- she's always great, always. Maybe I should fiiiiinally watch The Kindergarten Teacher in her birthday honor? I've been meaning to for two years! What's your favorite Maggie?



Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Where'd Ya Get That Gold Chain, Oliver?


A few weeks ago the actors and MNPP legends Oliver Jackson-Cohen and Normal People breakout slash rightful short shorts devotee Paul Mescal were spotted canoodling on a sun-dappled boat together...

... and okay no they weren't "canoodling" but I got you to picture it in your head for a hot sec, didn't I? You are welcome. And they weren't so much "spotted" as they were "Instagramming themselves there in order to make spazzes exactly like yours truly have canoodling fantasies about them." And it's okay! I don't mind being gay-baited in the slightest. If it makes a dent in the centuries of women being asked to paw at each other for straight male fantasies I say so be it! I will suffer for their art.

And there are a couple of pictures of Paul in his short-shorts, just because I felt this post needed more photos. You're welcome. Again. Anyway nobody really seemed to know what the hell Oliver & Paul were hanging out for, since as far as I knew -- and I feel as if I of all people would know an otherwise if an otherwise had existed -- they'd never been spotted together before. Well now we know why! Oliver had joined the cast (thx Mac) of Maggie Gyllenhaal's directorial debut The Lost Daughter, which I told you Mescal would be starring in back in September.

Variety says that Oliver (as well as Ed Harris) joins the already-killer cast, which includes Olivia Colman, Peter "Maggie's Husband" Sarsgaard, the great Jessie Buckley... oh and Dakota Johnson baby! This movie is more than I can even. More than I can even. Here's my original post about it with the details on "what is it about" or whatever, like that matters at this point. 


Thursday, September 10, 2020

Paul Mescal Seven Times


Here's some fun news I missed posting about a few weeks back -- Normal People thighs I mean actor Paul Mescal will next be starring in Maggie Gyllenhaal's directorial debut! (thx Mac) You know what that means. That means that when Maggie's brother Jake visits the set him and Paul Mescal will be within jock-sniffing distance of one another. That's what that means. Maybe they can have a Gold Chain showdown like we predicted!!! Anyway the film is called The Lost Daughter and the full cast is truly insane...

... besides Paul it will star Olivia Colman, Jesse Buckley, Peter "I Am Married To The Director" Sarsgaard, and our queen Dakota Johnson! I wrote about the movie at TFE when the majority of the cast was announced in February, aka thirty billion years ago, but the Paul Mescal news -- and more specifically today's appearance of this new photo-shoot of Paul Mescal (via) -- warranted another post, I'd wager. Let's hit the jump for all of the new photos then, since we're here anyway I mean...

Thursday, June 25, 2020

Smothering One Day

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File this sucker under Promising Sounding Future Project -- Graham Swift's 2016 novel Mothering Sunday (anybody read it?) is being turned into a romance film by director Eva Husson, and it will star Shirley actress Odessa Young (she is super in Shirley, reviewed here) opposite our favorite boy-of-the-ears Josh O'Connor, as well as Olivia Colman and Colin Firth. With costumes by Sandy Powell and a script by the Lady Macbeth screenwriter! Yes please! Here's how the plot is described:

"The film is set in 1924 at Beechwood, England. Jane Fairchild, a maid in the Niven household, has the day off to celebrate Mothering Sunday while Mr. and Mrs. Niven attend a lunch to celebrate the engagement of their neighbor’s only remaining son, Paul, to Emma Hobday. The Nivens have lost their own sons to the war and rejoice at the prospect of an engagement. Jane rejoices at her freedom on an unseasonably hot, beautiful spring day.
But, she has no mother to go to. For almost seven years she has – joyfully and without shame – been Paul’s lover. Like the Nivens, Paul belongs to England’s old money aristocracy, whereas Jane was orphaned at birth. With the house conveniently empty, they can finally meet in Paul’s bedroom for the first time. Today will be their last as lovers. It is also the day that will mark the beginning of Jane’s transformation as the story unfolds through the hours of clandestine passion."

First off imagining Josh O'Connor garbed in some 1920s men's costumes designed by the legend Sandy Powell has already got me going. Will somebody throw my beloved H.R. Leyendecker book at her, please? And the director while we're at it? Josh would make a killer Arrow Collar Man.


Of course that's where my head goes but I imagine that won't exactly be the film's focus -- thankfully Odessa Young was so terrific in Shirley I can be excited about the film's main character on her own. Sounds great! Now back to Josh. Hit the jump for more photos...