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Bad News For Frequent Masturbators, Science Says Wanking Is Bad



I’m not sure I can even bring myself to write these words… Words that will make men the world over shudder with despair. Here it is; according to science people who love wanking are doing themselves damage in the long run.


While all you men compose yourself and wipe away the tears, I’ll get into the science.


Published in Biological Psychology, scientists Dr. Stuart Brody and Tillman Kruger discovered that there’s a 400% higher concentration of chemicals like oxytocin and prolactin during sexual intercourse than with solo orgasms.


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This pretty much means you’re getting less oxytocin pleasuring yourself. Why’s that important you ask? Oxytocin is linked with satisfaction, meaning that jerking off is inherently less fun. Less fun is never good, but that’s not where science stops booting us gents in the balls. Oh no.


The more you masturbate, the more dopamine your brain gets flooded with (minus all that happiness from the oxytocin). The more you do this, the more you can actually build up a tolerance or even addiction to it, which is surely a man’s worst nightmare. Take away a man’s ability to enjoy masturbating and what has he got left?


Dr. Michael A. Perelman advised VICE readers to switch things up: “The idea is to be able to be responsive to more than one kind of stimulation, so that you can enjoy a range of responses.”


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He’s spot on. Variety is the spice of life, and without it we are just going through the motions. If there’s one task that should never be just ‘going through the motions’ it’s masturbating.


Despite the pitfalls, masturbation does release endorphins that contribute to stress relief, and even boost your immune system. But much like fatty deli meats and cake, it’s all about moderation. Keep things fresh and not too frequent, and you’ll be able to enjoy pleasuring yourself in peace… until you need those little tablets to rev the engine that is.


These Works Of Art Weren't Drawn -- They Were Grown In Petri Dishes


This kind of art really grows on you. Well, actually, it grows in a petri dish — and the strange, swirling, colorful forms you’ll see here were actually carefully cultivated by microbiologists for a competition.


The American Society for Microbiology (ASM) hosted its first ASM Agar Art Contest. Yep, that’s a thing!




Contestants grew various microbes in agar, a gel-like substance, and “painted” with them to form images.




This is the competition’s winner, Neurons. It’s a collaborative work by Mehmet Berkmen of New England Biolabs and artist Maria Penil.





The contestants chose their microbes, let them incubate, and guided them into various forms. Some people used multiple dishes.




This is the runner-up, called NYC Biome MAP. The work, by Christine Marizzi and her team, makes use of multiple petri dishes full of E. coli bacteria and glowing proteins to make a miniature map of Manhattan.





If you didn’t know, you would think this was created with thick oil paints — not a species of yeast.




The second runner up, Harvest, by Maria Eugenia Inda of Cold Spring Harbor Labs, looks like a Van Gogh painting.





Contestant Melanie Sullivan took the Van Gogh inspiration a step further with this petri dish recreation of Starry Night.






Mehmet Berkmen and Maria Penil, whose other entry won the contest, also submitted Cell to Cell, which used a similar color scheme.






With careful planning and guidance, some pretty amazing shapes can be made from microbes.






Lizah van der Aart used a skull-shaped container for her piece, Hunger Games.







This is Jellyfish, by Mehmet Berkmen and Maria Penil.





Some pieces took on more nebulous forms, like this one, which looks like a night sky.



This piece is Joseph Sallmen’s Streptomyces Sky.





And some are astounding in their detail. The Violet Louis Pasteur, byDharshika Jayasuriya, shows a portrait of the famous scientist.





(via Hyperallergic, Mental Floss)



If you never thought you’d find artwork in a petri dish, think again! This contest shows us that beauty can be found in the weirdest places. We hope that this becomes a yearly contest, because it’s pretty darn cool.



You've Heard These Myths Before, And Maybe You Believed Them, But They're False


There are a few myths out there that we’ve all come across at some point, and if you hear something enough, it’s only natural to believe that it’s true. But what these commonly known “facts” all have in common is that they’re not true. Most of them were made up on the basis of misconceptions, misunderstandings, and downright intentional hoaxes.


Check out these 23 “facts” below to see what’s really going on here.




1. You lose most of your body heat through your head.



This is true — but only in infants. After infancy, you lose just as much heat from your arms as you do from your head. The only differences is that, unless you’re wearing a hat, your head is often exposed to the elements.





2. Cell phones give you cancer.



Cell phones use radiofrequency, not radiation. Ionizing radiation has been shown to cause DNA damage and cancer, but radiofrequency has not been shown to do that. Gab away, friends.





3. Different places on your tongue taste different things.



You can sense all tastes on all parts of your tongue.





4. Fortune cookies are a Chinese tradition.



They’re a Chinese food tradition now, but the custom of putting paper messages inside of cookies is actually a Japanese-American invention. It was later appropriated by Chinese-American restauranteurs.





5. Shaving makes your hair grow in thicker and darker.



When hair grows, it forms a tapered end. When you shave it, you cut it off at the thickest, darkest part, so the remaining stubble does look thicker and darker. But it’s not. The growth rate is unaffected, and if you let it grow, it will be the same color and texture as before.





6. Sugar makes you hyper.



Actually, it doesn’t. Studies show that when parents were told that their children had been given sugar, they believed that the kids were more hyper — even when they were only given placebos. The correlation might come from the fact that sugary treats are often eaten at parties, where kids are more excited to begin with.





7. MSG gives you headaches.



Technically, the jury’s still out on this, but there’s no scientific data to support it. All evidence is anecdotal at this point.





8. Glass is a liquid.



Glass is actually an amorphous solid, not a supercooled liquid. Old windows that are thicker at the bottom? They were just poorly made.





9. Sushi means “raw fish.”



It actually translates to “sour tasting,” and refers to the rice, not the fish.





10. Undercover police officers are required to identify themselves.



This myth was actually created by Hollywood. Undercover cops don’t have to tell you who they are, so don’t do anything shady.





11. The monster is named Frankenstein.



The name “Frankenstein” refers to the doctor who created the monster in Mary Shelley’s famous horror novel. His name is Victor Frankenstein. The creature he creates out of body parts never has a name.





12. Wet hair makes you sick.



Wrong again. External temperatures have no effect on your body’s resistance to germs. Although having wet hair in the cold is certainly uncomfortable, it won’t necessarily make you sick.





13. Cold weather makes you sick.



Viruses travel more easily through cold air, which holds less moisture. That’s why people are more likely to fall ill in the winter. But you’re more likely to catch a cold while cooped up inside with germy people than you are outside in the snow.





14. Alcohol keeps you warm.



It makes you feel warm because it dilates your blood vessels, giving your face a warm, flushed feeling. But it also drops your core temperature, actually making you colder. If you feel warm, it’s because your surroundings feel warmer compared to your cooling body.





15. The moon has a dark side.



The same side of the moon always faces the Earth, which is why its surface looks the same each night. The “dark” side is the same color, but it’s just in shadow. “Dark” refers to the fact that the sun doesn’t shine on it.





16. Caffeine dehydrates you.



Caffeine does have a slight diuretic effect (as in, it makes you pee), but a cup of coffee won’t dry you out. That’s because it’s mostly water — which is also why it makes you have to pee.





17. Different sides of your brain do different things.



You’ve probably heard the whole “left-brain, right-brain” thing, but the brain is not so clean and organized. There’s no real distinction, but it seems that skills come from various places. Any part of the brain can contribute to any activity.





18. Dogs sweat through their tongues.



This is more of a misunderstanding. Dogs do regulate their temperature by panting, but it’s not sweat. Dogs actually sweat from their paw pads.





19. The iron maiden was a medieval torture device.



As much as we all love it, this thing never existed in the Middle Ages. It was actually invented as a showpiece in the 18th century to shock circus audiences. Think of them as the bogus Internet rumors of the 1700s.





20. Puritans wore black with big collars and buckled hats.



They actually dressed just like anyone else in late Elizabethan times, with a full range of colors depending on the current fashion. The somber black wardrobe was invented later.





21. Salt makes water boil faster.



People swear by this, but it’s actually a scientific impossibility. Salt raises the boiling point of water, which means that adding salt actually makes water take longer to boil.





22. You have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person.



If someone you know is missing, don’t wait a full day! This dangerous rumor is very false. You can report someone missing at any point.





23. Vaccines cause autism.



No, no, no they don’t. This myth became an issue due to some faulty, manipulated research. The doctor who fabricated the study even had his medical license revoked. Please vaccinate your kids. Because you know what’s way worse than autism? Polio.




(via List25)



Now that you’re more educated, it’s time to spread the truth and get rid of these misconceptions!



The Pacific Northwest Is Burning...And It's Completely Terrifying


This summer has proven to be a deadly and destructive one for Washington State. While firefighters are holding their own against massive forest fires, they still have not been able to quell the fury of these insane flames.


It appears that unusually hot temperatures and high winds in the Evergreen State have conspired to create an almost perfect environment for wildfires this summer. The level of devastation is upsetting.




Since the start of Washington State’s wildfire season, an area the size of Rhode Island has been scorched by the flames.




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In the last week alone, three firefighters have been killed while trying to get the blaze under control.




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Despite amazing efforts, firefighters have been unsuccessful in extinguishing the largest fires.




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Nearby cities are blanketed in smoke.




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Most of us associate Washington with constant rain, so the fact that it’s being ravaged by fire is odd.







While it’s true that Washington State receives plenty of rainfall, most of it occurs near the coast.




The Cascade Mountains block moisture from getting very far inland. They create what is known as a “rain shadow” in the middle of the state. Combined with hot temperatures and heavy winds, this makes for ideal wildfire conditions.




(via Reddit)


Those are some apocalyptic images. The sad part about all of this is that these wildfires are bound to get worse from one season to the next as climate change continues to take its toll.




If you want to learn more about this dire situation, check out the video below:






8 Terrifying Experiments From Real Life Mad Scientists


You can thank science for much of what makes our world go ’round, like food preservation, clean water, and comfortable homes. But as stories like Frankenstein and Jurassic Park have shown us, the road to innovation can sometimes take a gruesome detour that can lead to some unethical choices.


Here are some of the most controversial experiments ever conducted, during which scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could do it, they didn’t stop to think if they should.




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Britches was a monkey who was torn from his mother and forced into animal testing at the University of California. He was assigned to a project that would test a prototype sonar device for blind people. The only problem is that Britches wasn’t blind. The scientists sewed his eyes shut. He was eventually freed by the Animal Liberation Front during a raid in 1985.






Project MKUltra








In the 1950s, the CIA’s resident scientists began experimenting with mind control, using LSD, electroshock therapy, and the repetition of sound. Most of their findings were destroyed during the Watergate scandal, but there is evidence that the government dosed unsuspecting citizens with drugs to observe them.






Criminal Testicle Transplants








Leo Stanley, head physician of the San Quentin prison in 1913, believed that males who committed crimes had less testosterone than other men, so he who would test his theory by giving inmates new testicles. Because of the shortage of human scrotums, sometimes inmates would be fixed with animal balls instead.






Skin Hardening








In an effort to make skin tougher for soldiers, Alber Kligman did experiments by using inmates as test subjects. Kligman would inject them with dangerous chemicals, but all his unfortunate test subjects got out of the deal were blisters, burns, and permanent scars.






The Stanford Prison Experiment








Subjects were organized into two groups. Some were the “guards” and the others were the “prisoners.” Even though they were assigned these roles arbitrarily, the “guards” quickly started displaying sadistic behavior, forcing “prisoners” to strip naked and sleep on the hard concrete. One “prisoner” was dehumanized so much that he had a mental breakdown and was forced to exit the experiment.






The Milgram Obedience Experiment








Participants in this experiment were told by the experimenter to press a button that would shock another person in the other room. The person being shocked was actually just an actor pretending, but the participant didn’t know that. All they were told was that experiment required them to continue shocking this person, upping the voltage until they were motionless. The study found that 65 percent of people would continue shocking the person even after they were screaming in pain. Shocking, right?






Harlow’s Experiments In Isolation








Rhesus monkeys were torn from their mothers as infants and forced into Harlow’s “pit of despair” cage, with only a water bottle to keep them company. The point of the project was to study the effects of isolation on child development and subsequent depression. Not surprisingly, the baby monkeys became depressed. They also developed physical problems like poor digestion.






Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment








The US Public Health Service purposefully injected black male sharecroppers with syphilis in order to study its effects. The effects, of course, were that they would get horrible skin disfigurations and eventually die. It seems the government neglected to treat them after infecting them with the STD. By the way, this went on between 1932 and 1970. That’s 40 years! It spanned multiple presidencies.





It turns out the whole “mad-scientist” thing may not be limited to cartoons. The crazy thing is that these people all thought they were doing a great service for mankind, and were willing to continue their questionable work at any cost.




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