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Showing posts with label toes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toes. Show all posts

Monday, March 14, 2011

Wiggle yor toes for Stardust

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: YES! I went an sor them play agenst Acrington Stanley (I kept a look out for Stanley but he dident run owt onto the pitch, he must hav had the day off or be owt goobering or sumthing)
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Ownly went to the littol wun, wich is OK, but yu don't get to ride in a trolley.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.986326/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for sendin in eevn MOR fotoes ov pant-capers!!! I am goin to sort them owt an post them layter.

But I jus wantid to do a kwik post to arsk yu all to do a lukky toe-wiggle for Stardust.

Stardust livs in Japan, so we ar worreed abowt her.
She duzzent liv in eny ov the playces that ar on the telly, so we think she is probly allrite.
But jus supoze she had gon on a trip sumware? She is expektin her own Bear Cub soon, so the larst thing she needs is an erthkwayke. Or eevn a tremor!!!!

So pleez do a speshly lukky toe wiggle for her tonite (and an ear wiggle too, if yu hav the moovable kind) an also for awl her frends hoo mite be hert or upset.



Ahem. Mummy has told me to explayne wy a toe wiggle.
Well it's like this, yu see. Theyz lukky.
Not all speesheez can wiggle theyer toes, yu noe (think, horses, llamas, goats, piggys), tharefor if yu CAN wiggle yor toes yu is lukky, an tharefor it is LUKKY to wiggle yor toes. Thare. Bear logic is a wonderful thing. If ownly Mummy wud get it.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

"Three Beautiful Things"

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an I got to ride in the trolley
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 Grayum has stopped sulking.
  • Day Score: 8.231/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

There is a laydy in Kent who duzz a blog called "Three Beautiful Things". Simpol idea: evry day she writes down Three Beautiful Things that she's noticed. A lot ov the time it's girly stuff like flowers an sunsets an pinkness, but yu also get sum really intresting stuff. Like, cakes, fer exampol.

Enyway, she suggests other peopol do a "3BT" one day on their blogs, an I thort I'd hav a go. So here ar my Three Beautiful Things that I've enjoyed so far today:

  1. Wiggling My Toes. Oh wat a pleasure it is to wiggle yor toes. Go on, giv it a go. Kick yer shooz off an giv 'em a good wiggle. See? Horses don't know what they're missing.
  2. Watching The Bees Sleep. Arfter they wer seen buzzing in an out of holes in our wall, we got them a Bug Box made of lots of holes. They use some of the holes in the box to sleep in. I went out in the night an shone a torch at 'em. I could see wun wiggling. Maybe he was trying a toe wiggle, jus fer fun.
  3. Thinking I'd Finished My Ginger Biscuit, Then Finding Half Of It Hiding Under A Bit Of Paper. -So I ate it all over agen! Oh, they always tayste even betta wen they're unexpected!

See if yu can think of 3, an leave them in the comments bit.

Bye fer now!