Happy Thanking Day

Recent scores:

• Gills: OMG! OMG! OMG! We hav won TWO away matches in a roe!! We haddent won an away match in over a yeer!!!!
  
• Simpsons: No. I miss Lisa.
• Tesco: Yup
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Overall Score: 8.76573/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Happy Thanking Day to all my Abearycan frends. So is it troo, that yu all eat turkey an hav presents an hav to be wiv famly today eevn the wuns yu don't like; like we hav to at Crissmoss, over heer? ;@}

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My secretary has been unwell agen (shirking) wich accownts for my lak ov posts, by the way. But did yu reed wat I rote up the top thare? GILLINGHAM HAV BEEN WINNING!!!! OMG!! I hav been sooooo bownsing I neerly berst my bum seam wiv all the eggsytment. Dit's grayte. Ovviossly lots ov yu ar waring bloo pants. An I suspekt sum ov yu hav them on yor heds. Thank yu! Keep it up! Keep THEM up, too!

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That reminds me; Daddy cayme home from werk yestaday an sed that thare waz a kid in his class hooz nayme waz "Blu". WAT the????

We allways ask him if thare wer eny daft naymes. Wun ov the funnyest was wen a littol gerl waz calld Cinderella- but the werst thing waz that she had 2 elder sisters in the sayme skool! Wat is the daftest nayme yu hav ever herd ov???

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Enyway, as it is Thanking Day in Abearica I shall joyne in by sayin sum things that I am a Thankful Bear for:

• pants
• an the frolicking of;
• darnsing and strutting my funky stuff
• espeshly to peepol like the BeeGees;
• choklit biskits
• an dunkin them in tea;
• blogger frends
• an meetin up wiv them;
• driving my car rownd the coffee taybol;
• Lisa Simpson;
• Gillingham winning away;
• my hats (yer ears can get well cold wen they stik up on top ov yer hed)

Thare. I'm shor I shall member mor things an stuff, but I shall just hav to be thankful for thoze in a kwyert moment ov Bearissity.

Hav a good day!