Oakey

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein meen /10
• Overall Score: 7.265/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Larst yeer I fownd a Haycorn an plarntid it in a pot in my garden. I naymed him Oakey an gayve him sum jolly gud Bearayshus fertilizer an wisht him well.

Now he is a tiny oak tree. Heer he is-
As yu can see, he needs a bigger pot becos his toes ar startin to show throo the bottom ov this wun:
So it is time to moov him. Heer is the pot I bort for him. It's mutch bigger an mutch blooer, too. It's new an nice an shiney.
Heer is sum speshol re-pottin stuff that we bort from Tesco. (It waz nice an paddid to sit on in the trolley an I recommend it to fello trolley-riders.)
Arfter pottin yu hav to press down fermly wich I did wiv me welly-boots-Ta-daah!
I'll giv him a few days to settol into his new home, then I'll drop off a bit ov Bear fertilizer for him. Teehee!
Arfter warterin I put him heer, next to sum uther pots, inkloodin Mummy's camomile, wich she sez is luvly an Daddy sez smells like cats' pee. Hehehe!
We don't kno wat this enormuss plarnt is. It just moovd in wun day. Daddy sez it's a weed an Mummy sez it's a freebie an she wants to leev it an see wat it duzz. I think it's abowt to hav lots ov flowers.
That's it for me gardnin dewtees for now. Sorry I dident post erlier but we hav had thunder forecarst agen so me an the uther Bears hav been in the pant dror kwite a lot the larst few days.

Weev also bin on hi alert as Dilly keeps moovin her carsol wich is maykin a cownter-attak difficult to organize but watch this space...

Bye fer now!

Dorothy

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!! /10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-hey! Dorothy Bear arrived today!
We all introdewst ourselves an had sum good chattin.
Do yu think thare is a famly resemblance?
I think we may be distant cuzzins!
Dorothy haz her own jernol. Warever she goze, she gets peepol to rite in it abowt whare they liv.
At the frunt ov the book it shows whare she comes from. WOW! Dorothy comes all the way from Kansas! Hey! Issent that whare yu go if yu want to find Oz? That must be wy sheez calld Dorothy!

We went owt an plarntid sum flowers to welkum her. They ar snapdragons (Dilly choze them!).
We had to chooz whare to put them. Mummy sed it waz all up to us. So we thort this spot, in frunt ov the foxgluvs wud be ok. It waz lookin a bit empty.
Dorothy was a bit distraktid by the foxgluvs, wich ar gettin very big. I told her that the beez like them, an she waz lookin for beez. Bears like beez. But thare wernt eny today.
Heer I am givin Dorothy a piggy-bak ride cos she dident want to get muddy. I waz goin to lend her my boots but I cuddent find them. I hope I havent lost them agen.
Dilly waz worreed becos wun ov the snapdragons is droopin.
So I did a poo to help fertilize it. This is shor to help!
Dorothy seemd orfully shokt at this, for sum reezon!
Ta-daarr! All our own werk!
We hope they will flower befor Dorothy leevs us in a cuppol ov weeks' time.

Tomorro we ar off to Granny's howse for the weekend. I hope it stays sunny, then we can tayke Dorothy to the seaside an eet ice creem. I wonder wat her fayvrit flayver is? I did arsk her, but she is still tryin to desyde.

Bye fer now!