MAIL catch-up!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but weev bin winning laytely!
  
• Simpsons: No but I did see American Dad an the Alien had diarrea it was so funny.
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Mummy coming in the front dor /10
• Overall Score: 7.8256/10
  

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

My sekritry has wunce agen been under the wether, or at leest that's her excewse for not helpin me get on heer. I tell her, I hav a following, yu noe, abowt twice as menny as yu hav on YOR blog, so I need to tell them wats on goin on! I am agen considerin sakking her. Well, I meen, she sez thare is no time, then she spent all yestaday defrosting the freezer. I'm far mor important than that. If the food defrosts, just mayke a big stew wiv hewge dumplings an invite mor Bears. Simpol. Now get over heer an type :@}

I hav reseevd TONS ov grate stuff theez larst 2 weeks!!!! Me an Dilly ar so lukky ot hav grate frends all rownd the werld, an our postman thinks yu all hav intrestin naymes.

Ferst, Beanie went to Brussels an sent this hilarius postcard-Hehehe! It's a statew of a littol boy peeing! An look at all his diffrent owtfits! He eevn has wun for footie!!

Wen he got bak, Beanie sent me this beermat. It's so funny getting beermats in the post- just like this, no envelope! Ha! I sent him wun a littol wile ago wiv a story on it....and...wow! Anuther Beanie card!

Hurray! BADGES!!!! Mine sez "KING"!!!! An Dilly's haz a dragon on it!

PANTASTIC!!!!!

THANKS BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT thare is this cewt postcard from HAMMIE...

Next cayme this....
a parcel? Oh my! This is from Hammie too!!!!!!

I think the edges on this envelope look like pawprints!Wat a jolly card!Oooooooo likerrish sweets! Theez ar so moreish!...and yummy buttery sweets!An I got this grate VAMPIRE TEETH AN TUNG! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Oh! MOR sweety stuff! I bet this is for Mummy cos it's CHOKLIT!Wat else is in heer???Napkins....an STIKKERS! We lov stikkers! Mummy sez this bloo an wite style is calld Delft.Ooo wat's this, Dilly?She sed it's a magik cloth- yu hav to put it in water an then it grows. HUH?Ooooo sumthing's hapnin....it's like that film, The blob!AHHH! I can see wat it is now! It's a CAT! Hehehe. Weer keepin this for Scooter. Sumtimes he gets a bit sniffy an snotty, so Mummy will yews this wen his nose needs cleening. (He mite eevn be happier abowt that, if he noes it's his own cat-pikcher cloth from Hammie.)THANKS HAMMIE!!!

Next, cayme a postcard from UtrechtIt was from SULLIVAN MCPIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hurray!THANKS, SULLY!!!!!!!!!!

Then, yestaday, we got this grayte card from Di. She mayde it herself.
Wat a fine Bear! An she has dun the whole card in wite, gold an green, the cullers ov my nose!!She sent it along wiv tons ov crafty stuff for Mummy!!
THANKS, DI!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hav such grayte frends, we do.

I'm sorry if we sumtimes delay in showing all the grayte stuff we reseev. Sumtimes it's so exsyting, an I hav to frolik for a wile!

Thank yu all so much!!!!

TTFN!!!

Anuther serprize from Beanie!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. We playd on Saterday an got a 1-1 not-a-loos. The diffrence this week was cos Mummy wor her BLOO pants. Now I just hav to get her to ware them on her hed, an we mite get a win.
  
• Simpsons: No. I keep missing this!!!
• Tesco: Yes!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Ooops fergot /10
• Overall Score: 7.78126/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-hey!!! We got a luvly serprize from Beanie!!!
It waz for Dilly too, but I waz pleezd to see my nayme cayme ferst on the pakkidge, arfter all, I'm older, so I WAZ ferst.

Thare waz anuther Art Envelope...
an a card inside....
Inside waz a reelly snazzy littol bag:
Inside it, Beanie's Bear frend, Tango, had sent me wun ov his scarfs!!!!
THANKS, Tango!!!!!
.....an sum rubber stampw wiv Bears on. This meens Mummy can mayke mor cards wiv Bears on. Bowt time!!! She duzz far too menny hedgehogs and flowers an stuff!
An look! Littol sparkly Bears! I can mayke cards wiv theez for my frends, or sayve them for tags on Crissmoss presents....
Dilly got a badge wiv a dragon on, a slide for her antenna, an sum bows. Don't be underwelmd- Dilly is MAD on bows!!
MAD!

The slide is a good fit-
(as wer the bows)
THANKS, BEANIE AN TANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye fer now!

Cool! Presents from Feronia!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes, an we got the bestist biskits EVER! They wer Fox's Choklit Shortbred Rownds. An I carnt do a proper blog abowt them cos we ate them all!!!!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too nervoss bowt today's football to play this /10
• Overall Score: 7.8 on accownt ov the choklit/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

THANKS to all ov yu hoo wor bloo today for the match!!! It reelly helpt, an we got a not-a-loos; 1-1.

Little Baby Bear Bob Junior (LBBBJ) cayme along too, an it waz his ferst ever footie match. He reelly enjoyd it but now he sez wen he groze up he wants to be a linesman cos they get a flag. I told him, yor ment to want to be a football player, an a good wun, like the wun that scored. But he's havin nun ov it!!!

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I luv gettin serprize parsols an stuff! I'm shor all the Bears at Royal Mail prefer to deliver stuff to fello Bears, too (wat? yu dident noe that postmen had Bear Helpers? Ov corse they do. We ride in that barsket on the bike.....). We jus got a grayte serprize all the way from Ostraylia, wich is on the bottom ov de Erth neer the pengwins an New Zealand, ware the big rugby players com from.

Enyway! How exsytin is this?????Feronia haz a dragon calld Puff, an he sent sum things for Dilly. She sed she wants to blog abowt that herself so nip over to her blog an see, if yu like. (It tends to get a bit pink over thare- be warnd.)

Feronia's Bear, Woolley, mayde me a card wiv a pikcher ov a nice beach on it. It was speshly bloo, too-An I got a grayte Ozzie badge!!!! I like badges!
An an an a littol Bear!! WOW! He is in Gillingham cullers!!!! Hurray!!!
I put him up on the bookshelf that haz mini Bears on it. He can sit wiv Cat-Bear an Clarinet-Bear, both ov wich I bort for Mummy on berfdays (hers).
Thank yu so mutch, Woolley! Thanks, Feronia!!!! Not jus for the presents an cards but for the grayte serprize!!! WA-HEYY!!! Nose-hugs!!!!

Presents from Chuck!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes! We had a pre-seezon frendly gayme in France. Daddy an me dident go. He sed it waz too far to drive. P'ah! Calls himself a loyal fan???
  
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! HAHAHA! Got LBBBJ /10
• Overall Score: 7.865/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We had a serprize yesterday wen the Postman brort us sumthing from Wyoming! Look! It's from Chuck! He did a pawtrayte ov me! Hehehe! Issent it grayte???He rote me a messidge inside:Aw, that's ok, Chuck! Hehe!

He also did wun ov Dilly:(She went all silly arfter that.)

The cards cayme in a big box ov stuff:Lots ov pressies inside!
This wun for Dilly-
I like the drorin that Chuck did ov himself!It waz lots ov littol cups.
Dilly sez she can hav tea partys now, in her carsol.Thare wer things for Mummy, too:This is for puttin hot pans on wen sheez cookin.
It sez that Wyoming is calld "The Cowboy State".
Yeeeharr!!!!!!He also sent Mummy a new magnet for the fridge dor, so she can hang mor ov my grayte artwerk on it:Thare waz a book for Daddy. It's grayte. It's all abowt ware Chuck livs in Merryka, an it eevn haz picshers ov Bears in it!See that big hill thing on the frunt cover? He sent a minacher wun to Mummy. She sez it's a thimbol. But I think it lookslike that hill:Hey, is this the weird hill that that man mayde owt ov masht potato in Close Encownters???
I rekkon it is, or if not it looks a lot like it!! Better keep an eye on the vegetabols rownd heer...

Heer's my present!It haz a Bear on it, eetin hunny! Wa-heyy!!!
It's fer puttin pens in....................... but I pertendid that I thort it waz a toylet an shokt Dilly! HEHEHE!HAHAHAHA!!!!!!Don't worry I dident reelly. I took sum pensils owt ov my uther pot an put sum into my new wun rite away:AND! AND AND AND! Auther Bear! Look! This is from Chuck's cuzzin Lolly,Look! He haz a tayle! HAHAHA!Arnt they grayte presents?!

I put my card next to Daddy's. He got lots ov cards from children wen skool endid. They sed thankyu for teechin them an lots ov them gayve him boxes ov choklits too. An ORFUL LOT ov choklit, akchewly, so weev all be helpin him to deel wiv thoze.WOW! Wat a grayte serprize it waz! THANK YU,CHUCK!!!!!!!! It waz grayte to heer from yu an yor pawtrayte ov me is ace!

It all corzd a tempry truce in the marshmallow cannonball bombardment from Dilly's carsol. We Bears ar gettin a bit fed up ov that, to be onnist, eevn Sam, eevn tho he just eets the cannonballs.

Cowntermezzurs ar in plannin stayge....

Bye fer now!