They're bak!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes! We playd Barnet an got a not-a-looz; 2-2
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.387/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look!!!

LOOK!!!!!!!!!

HORRRRAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! They're bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do yu remember wen McVities stopt maykin Hobnobs wiv Playne Choklit on them??? I blogd abowt it 2 years ago. Ah, wat a sad time that waz....

Then I startid to rite haiku for peepol's fayvrit biskits an cookies.
VP arskt for a haiku in onnor ov this grayte choklitty mutch-mist enigma an this is wat I cayme up wiv:

Poor little dark one,
not too sweet, always just right,
oh, how we miss you.

Well, VP, an all lovers of things chokitty and oaty, feer not - for they hav reternd!!!! McVities hav lissend to the crys ov the multitewds an brort them bak!

The new pak calls them "Dark" choklit insted ov "Playne" but they are the sayme! SLURP!!! YUM!!! Go now hence, children, find them an bring them home, for they hav bin long lost in the willdyness, an ar in dire need ov a dam good dunkin.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Biscuit Poets & Other Bears

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sum time ago I reported the dredful news that McVities had stopped making the Dark Choklit Hobnob. Well yestaday I was munching my way through a new biskit, a Cadbury's attempt at sumthing oaty, an I fownd myself missing my old frend the Dark Hobnob. And then I thort, oh no! Wat if the Milk Choklit Hobnobs disappeared too? So I wrote this little ode to them:

Hobnob Haiku

Ah, Choklit Hobnob,

Where wud I be without you?

Slimmer, yes, but sad.

Oaty Biskits are a rare an wondruss thing. Most biskits are wheaty, an don't stand up to dunking half as well. I AM happy to report a new addishun to the UK oaty biskits choice: The Anzac. This is an Ostraylian Biskit just resently sold here. It's like a Hobnob but a bit mor syruppy. 10/10 fer effort, though, and so I wrote an ode to them as well:

Anzac Haiku

Hullo, my little

imported Biskit, welcome

to my tummy. Yum!

Let me know if yu hav a favrit biskit yu wud like an ode written to. Or perhaps yor Bear will write wun for yu. All Bears are very literate, yu know. Here is wun I met resently, catching up on sum bedtime reading. Insidently, he's called Bob, too!

yu can see mor ov this fine fello at this link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/junglegeorge/sets/72157594516178886/

Bye fer now!