Dogs an ther bottoms
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes, a Crismoss Speshol (what the? Did I miss it alreddy?)
- Tesco: yes, fer petrol. Ownly jus mayde it.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 60/10 (Peruvian Rools vershon. Bit too complykaytid to explayne to LBBBJ, unfortewnitly. For him. Hahahahaha )
- Day Score: 7.83296/10
Mummy's frend Donna, in Missourri, sent her this foto today, to cheer her up. Yu kno yu've got a grayte frend wen she sends yu a foto ov a dog's arse doin an impreshon ov Mr Bo Jangles. Personelly, altho me an LBBBJ had a good larf, (an improvizd a few impreshins arselves, wich Mummy refewsd to foto for me) I think I'd prefer this dog if he wor pants.
Hav yu notist this abowt dogs, in genrol? They do like to show off their bottoms. We sat in the car yesterday an wayted wile a man an 3 hewge blak Doberman tipes walkt (slowwwly) akross the roade. They all had serkols ov lighter hair on their bums, as if to say "Wy, hullo ther, an hav yu seen my bum?" (I meen the dogs, not the man. I cuddent see his.) From a distance it lookt like they wer all waring very very tiny tiny pants.
They cuddent hav been, ov corse, coz ther waz nothin at the sides. Or maybe they had dispenst wiv the pant en masse (see that, Mousie? That waz fer yu, that bit) an jus stuk the gussetty bit on insted.
I mean, yu get thongs, wich dispense wiv the bumcheek bit, so wy not hav jus hav stik-on gussetty bits, dispensin wiv the frunt, sides an bak compleetly.
a doberman: I meen, yu carnt reelly blayme the dog fer showin off his bottom all the time wen his owner duzz this sort ov thing to him.
In the UK ther is a man's haircut calld a 'short bak an sides'. It's wat old fellas say wen they go to the Barber. They say, "Hullo, Harry. Short bak an sides, pleez." I think, if we did get a pant that waz essenshally jus a stik-on gussetty bit, "short bak an sides" wud be a good nayme fer it.
Ther yu ar, yu see. Ther is a nayme reddy fer it, an a reddy mayde market owt ther waytin fer it. I meen, hoo wants to look at a dog's bottom?
Tis funny tho. Heeehehehehehee....
Bye fer now!
PS.
Ther willies ar werse, yu kno. I sor a Jak Russell's wunce. Well I think heed been playin dressin up cos his willy lookt jus like a lady's lipstik. Not wat yu want to see at a picnic, I can tell yu.
