Where is Mr Woo???

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy wiv a marathon pant-wash at Granny's /10
• Day Score: 7.859326/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've bin reseevin disterbin emayles from my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia! Mr Woo went missin sum time ago. This is he:

Duck (left) an Mr Woo (rite).

(I posted abowt Mr Woo an frends befor- heer! Go see!)

Arnty Christina is very worreed abowt him an hadent herd enything from him for over a munth until just a few days ago she got theez fotoes ov him in the post:

Just WHARE is he travlin to?

Just HOO is he hangin arownd wiv?

Pleez keep an eye owt for him! I'll keep yu posted on the laytest news ov him. I do hope he is allrite. Heez ownly littol, an owt thare in the big werld all alone!

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On a liter note, hav yu seen wat Chewy did? Oh wow! She did a pawtrayte ov ME!!! It's fantastik! Go hav a look!!!! I carnt get over it. Wat a likeness! She is soooo clever.

Bye fer now!

EARS

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Ha! /10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS

i.beati arskt me the uther day to explayne my "uther ear". So I told her I wud do a speshol post fer her abowt it.

I normally look like this:

But I had Mummy tayke this foto speshly to show I hav both ears:
Thing is, yu can tell alot abowt a furry person jus by lookin at 'em. As yu probly kno by now, realness is all in the kneez. If yor Bear haz kneez, he is real. Utherwise he just a teddy. Teddys wer inventid for small children to carfter wile they ar goin throo the chewy* stayge. They ar trayning devices, reelly. Yu wuddent want to expose a REAL Bear to such dayngers as teething an poo-filld pants. (Hehehehe.) So they hav teddys till they ar old enuff for the hewge responsibility ov adoptin a Bear.

Enyway. Next, the ears. Kwite simply, if yu hav wun ear forward an wun ear bak yu ar reddy for all evenchewalitys. For this reeson, if yor furry person is a spy, he will definitly hav his ears this way.

Now. Tayke a look at this groop foto, tayken larst nite. See if yu can spot hoo mite be a spy:

OK?

Now heer ar the arnsers. See how yu got on!

from left to rite:

me- yes; Daddy Windowsill Bear- yes; LBBBJ- no; Mummy Windowsill Bear- yes; Dilly- yor gess is as good as mine; Sam- possibly; Grayum-no.

I hope this explaynes things. Now, go chek yor Bears.

N.B.

Pleez remember that yor Bear carnt tell yu hoo he is a spy FOR, or heel hav to kill yu.

Bye fer now!

*I don't meen this Chewy, wich is an artist, not a stayge.