Piratey Day 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben be arskin for a Pirate Theem WEEK, an not just a day, arrrrr, so heer be anuther piratey post. I be needin to updayte ye all wiv cakeyness an walkin the plank arrrrnyway, so it be just fine! Arrr!

Ferst heer be a speshol pikcher ov me ol' matey Asta, hoo be no scurvy dog! Wat a fine booty ov a cur she be! Arr!

Wat a fine pirate wench she maykes!!!! Thanking ye for the fotoes, Asta!!!

TRESZURE!!!!!
Beanie be sending me sum reel treszure! He be a'visiting the Mary Rose, that grayte Tchewdor ship, in Portsmouth. He be finding me sum akchual coynes from time past. It be all silvery an ruff rownd the edges, bein all spesholly for pirates an al'. It be a grayte treszure an very good o' Beanie to send it, but it be mine now, AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks, Beanie!!!

CAYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me crew an I be pillidging the galley, an bringing bak Bakewell Tarts, eech wiv a cherry eye-patch, arrr!
Walk the plank!!!!
Sum ov me crew not be swabbing decks hard enuff, so I be havin 'em walk the plank!
Ferst up be Zed, he be keen.
Zed not be in the britest cabin, an be wondring wat to be doin wen he
reech the end ov the plank!Arr! Jump off, ye scurvy grape!

Arr! Zed be landing in the biskit barrel!
Now uther crew Bears be wanting to walk the plank too!
BHS Bear-
....an LBBBJ....I be cowntin 3 pirate Bears in the biskits! Thare not be being menny biskits soon!

Now................... ware be Dilly-Frilly-Knickers???? Arrr! Grayum Farting-Cutlass be a'finding 'er! Get down the plank, ye wench!Yarrrrr!!!

Blither me eye! She be tayking off!
I be fergettin the wench can fly!
Blast yer eyes! I be foiled!
Arrrrr!!!!!!!!

By the way, do ye be having time for yesterday's quiz? I be sailing bak on the morro wiv thee arnser for ye! Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Berfday Cayke

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No; on hollyday
  
• Simpsons: Yay!!
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 /10 Huzarr!!!
• Overall Score: 7.32321/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Teehee! THANK kew awl for awl the nice messidges for me berfday! I shor had a grayte day!

Just as we Bears wer gettin reddy for the Pant Party in the eevnin, Mummy brort owt a cayke wiv a candle in it. Oh boy, I was havin sutch a frolikky time I had fergotten awl abowt a berfday cayke!!
I mayde a wish, an blew owt the candle...

That was wun small puff for a man, wun giant blow for an 8 inch Bear!

Then we went on wiv the Pant Party!!!!!
Horrayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erm, did yu notiss Grayum?
Hav anuther look-

HA! GOTCHA!

Yes, thare is ownly wun thing that can distrakt Grayum from a huge pile of freshly lornderd pants, an that's cayke. Spesifikly sumwun else's cayke. Wat a cheek!!!!!

Still heer!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: We playd Crew Alexandra but I cuddent spot wich wun was Alexandra. Enyway they wer cheeting scum an got wun ov our boiys sent off, so we had to play wiv wun fella less, wich meens they had an unfair advantidge an wun. See? Cheeting.
  
• Simpsons: no but I sor a Family Guy Speshol an it waz rood!!!
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.4/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I do appollagize for my absence. I noe yu miss me. Mummy has been less than the best ov secretarys laytely. She sez she haz a sor throate but wat that has to do wiv enything I don't noe. She duzzent type wiv her throate, duz she? [sie]

Dit's getting cold arownd heer an we had frost this morning an it lookt like snow! Littol Zed waz so exsytid he bownced off the sofa but I had to explayne to him the diffrence. Snow FALLS. Frost just creeps up on yer. An yu carnt mayke snowbears owt ov frost. Altho yu can dror them IN it. Thare. I cud be a meeteeriol meeterollo meettyear wether bear. We ar keeping a close eye on Grayum in cayse he starts to hibernayte. Emergensy warm-up hugs may be needid.

How's it ware yu liv? If it's cold, yu better keep an eye on yor older Bears!

Snow, Bears an Angels!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10. Poo! /10
• Overall Score: 7.983/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray! We bilt a Snowbear!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!!

Weev got SO MUTCH snow!!!!!!!!!!!
Weer dew bak at Granny's soon -maybe tomorro if the roades ar cleer- so we Bears mayde the most of playin owt in the snow!!!!! Heer's wen I slipt over larffin, arfter Grayum had got Sam wiv an enormuss snowball!!!! HEHEHE!C'mon Bears!

Let's do snow angels!!!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!

Wen we got indors we had to dry off in frunt ov the fire...HEHEHE!!!!

Then layter, Mummy warmd awl our jumpers on a raydiator for us!

Awl warm an snug now!
Rite!
Ware's the choklit biskits? "Mummy....??????????"

Grayum heer!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!


Well, that yung Bob is down in London rite now, so I thort I'd nip in heer wile thare's sum peece an kwyert!

I wassent serprized to see that that yung wippersnapper haddent updaytid his blog, or thankt yu for yor messidges- frankly, yung Bears today don't hav a grayte deel ov manners, not like in my day.

He rang me from a hotel to arsk if I cud get his Mummy to record a program on BBC2 at 8 o' clok. It's all abowt a famly ov blak Bears, yu see. Ownly I hope it's not a sad program, like wen they go shootin them. That jus issent fair. How is a Bear ment to hold a gun? Weev got big paws, yu kno. It was hard enuff lernin to hold the cholk, wen I waz a teetcher.

Teecherin waz harder in my day wen yu had to ware a hat an rite wiv cholk. Cholk is wun bad muther for gettin owt ov yor ferr. An if yu forget it's thare an lik yorself, it taystes like yor likkin the flor. An if yu need to kno how I kno that, yoov never dropt all yor choklit moosse on the flor.

Dorothy did mayke it to London wiv Arnty Anna an her clan, an so they all went to the Syence Mewseum together. Bob sez he got sum fotoes but I think they will be mostly ov Dorothy. Yung luv, eh? Teehee.....

See yu arownd!

Grayum Bear (BSC)

Oakey, hed-butting, an I'm not rubbin thoze feet agen, oh no.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes. We playd Milton Keynes, aka. MK Dons (but full nayme is Milton Keynes Not-a-proper-club Franchise Scum) (and "Milton" just wuddent be a strong enuff bleech to cleen the scum ov this lot. Ha.) Enyway the cheetin scum won 2 -0. Poo!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (Sam got me) /10
• Overall Score: 7.439/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Good Lor an slappeth my thie, if it issent over a week agen since I larst bloggd.
Mummy jus hassent been arownd to get the pewter up an running. An as I hav explayned befor (an to her on menny okkayshuns), I CAN blog on my own but I DO need sumwun bigger to help wiv the BIG button on the pewter as it's a bit too stiff for me. I did get Grayum to hed-butt it wunce, an the pewter NEERLY cayme on, but Grayum went spinnin rownd the room for aiges an to be frank, it just aint werth the greef.

So thare yu ar. Sheez all better now, just bizzy. Too bizzy for a loyal Bear wiv a publik to think ov, apparently. But wat can I do? Yu just carnt get the staff theez days.

I've been amewzin myself in the garden this weekend. (Hedgehog poo is reelly fassinaytin, yu kno, I reelly must get sum fotoes ov it for yu befor they all hybernayte.)

Do yu remember Oaky? As it is now Ortum, I thort I wud tayke a foto ov him, befor he loozes his leeves. Heer he is. Hassent he grown since I repotted him?

Daddy has finerly got rownd to arraynging sumwun to fix our heetin. The man is goin to com an do it on the 2nd November. It will tayke a few days, but shud be dun by Mummy's berfday, wich is the 8th. Daddy did sergest that it cud be her berfday present, but she gayve him wun ov her stares. Yu hav to admire him for tryin tho.

Weev had kwite a few winters wivowt heetin, but I told Daddy that Grayum neerly hybernaytid larst yeer, an I just carnt fayce anuther winter rubbin that Bear's feet. So we just HAV to hav sentrol heetin.

Meenwile tho, I am off now to distribewt jumpers amung the uther Bears. 2 weeks to go, yu see, an the eevnins ar gettin a bit nippy.

Bye fer now!