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Showing posts with label Knut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Knut. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Happy Berfday, Knut!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: YES! YES! WE WON! We beet Crewe (full nayme "Crewe, Crewe, smells ov poo") 3- 2. We wernt doin well at ferst, but then I sed, "Mummy! Ar yu warin yor bloo pants?" an she wassent, so I told her she had a choyse; she cud either go an chaynge or she cud continew in her disloyolty an risk Gillingham's sad demise an the delicate feelings ov a small Bear. Do yu kno, within seconds ov her makin the rite desision, Gillingham scored!!!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an I rode in the trolley.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score:7.43291/10
  • Advent Calendar Pikcher: Pidgen. I think it mite hav flown into an electrisity pylon becos it had rays comin owt ov him.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Do yu remember this Snowy Bear? Heez calld Knut an he livs in Germany. It's his berfday today an heez wun! He had a party wiv a big fish cayke wiv a candol an children sang "Happy Berfday"! Yu can reed all abowt it heer!

Wen he waz born his Mummy dident want him so a man at the zoo sed heed carfter him insted.

Berlin Zoo's website haz given him hiz own page wiv lots ov fotoes an a moovie. This iz ownly fair for a Bear hoo iz a internashnol sooperstar. Heez even got his own book owt! Look!-

Ahhhh he looks very frendly. I hope I can go an visit him wun day. I wunder if Frog has been to see him? Frog duzz lots ov travlin. I think I'll nip over an arsk him....

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Enyway!

Blogger haz been playin up, hassent it? An I wassent abol to put eny arnsers on yor comments for a wile. I'll do that in a minit, I think. I'll just get my cuppa tea an nip rownd to Frog's place.


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Oh, an that other bizness........

Wat can I say? NOW they ar on the mantelpeece. Since wen is THAT a windosill? They say it's like wun cos there's a pikcher on the wall behind them an the pikcher is ov the owtside! An LBBBJ is sittin INSIDE the Advent Calendar. He thinks those kings ar bringing HIM presents an he thinks it's reelly funny.

Hurrumpf.

Bye fer now!