Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!
(David duzzent do a logo so I drew this wun meself. Hmm. Not bad. But I think I mite re-desine it an slip a kangaroo in sumwhare. Wotcha think?)
I am a small brown bear .... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy, football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?
It is a simpol plot, an sellybrates Authorblog listin my blog at number one(!!!!!) whylst explorin sum ov my intrests in life. I hope to be abol to releese it erly in the week.
Bye fer now!
Posted by B.T.Bear (esq.) at 4:25 pm
Labels: authorblog, Don't Mok The Bear club, football, funny video, Gills, pants
Ahhh.... Independence day.... the day that led to them calling biskits 'cookies'.... an wen the whole confewzion abowt PANTS began. WA-HEYYY!!!!!!! Horray fer independence day! Wivowt it, pants mite be less fun.
Heer ar jus a few updaytes on things rownd heer.... yu partyin peeps mite need to catch up layter... hehehe
Awards...
Hehehee! Yesbut has given me his "Caption of the Week" award. Hehehee!
This waz his pikcher:
An my capshun was: "Oh, bugger it! Let's buy one!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!
Thanks, YesBut! An thanks fer the badge, too (see colum, rite).
Authorblog still incloods me on his list of Top Blogs. I'm 5th this week! Wa-heyy! The list coms owt eech Saterday. It's fun cos I lyke to luk up the other peepol on the list. I nominayte eny gud blogs I find, too. If yu see a gud blog sumwher, let Authorblog kno!
Intervewin Peeps
PYTHEAS has finisht arnserin the kwestchuns I put to him, an yu can now reed the intervew on his blog. He's a great littol traveller, he is. Want to kno mor abowt hs nayme?? Go see the intervew!
MEANIE has finisht his kwestchuns as well (diffrent kweschuns) (oviussly- yu wuddent arsk a Bear an a Dragon the sayme stuff, now, wud yu?) so yu can reed that intervew, too, today.
It waz grayte fun thinkin up the kwestchuns. Wy not volunteer to be intervewd by wun of theez reprobates? HAHA!
The Gallery
I am still werkin on a Speshol Gallery to go wiv this blog. I will put all the scanned Bear Bottoms there. It's never too layte to scan yor bare Bear bottom to be incloodid in this. Meanie an Monkey sed they wud, too. Wa-heyyy! Don't ferget now, guys, will yu? Peepol ar lukin forward to it.
If yu don't hav a scanner, a foto will do. Just emayle them to my Mummy.
Comin up.....
(1) another danse video plannd, (2) marrygolds to plarnt out, IF it ever stops raynin, (3) Daddy's berfday nex Wendsday, so probly mor cayke. Wa-heyy!
Snot update
Yes, Daddy still has a cold. Coffin alot. Well wat do yu expekt wen Dilly sez she's a nerse. Her approatch to care is "Tayke medsin, get betta. NOT tayke medsin, get pointy stik."
Bye fer now!
Posted by B.T.Bear (esq.) at 6:25 pm
Labels: authorblog, award, Bear Bottom Scans, gallery, The Interview, yesbut caption winner
Authorblog's list of 50 top blogs is out agen- an I'm number 2 this week! Oh my gudness! I may hav to do another darnse! Thank yu!
In the meentime I've cookt this speshol meal fer Authorblog's creator, AussieJourno. It's a Stuffed Abergine. (I think sum of yu wud call that an "egg-plarnt". Altho, I've never seen a chikn in that much pain.)
Heer is the befor pikcher:
an heer is the arfter pikcher:
It's delishus. I'll keep it hot fer yu fer as long as I can. If yu don't get heer in time I'll jus hav to eet it in yor honour!
Bye fer now!
As menny of yu will know alreddy, AuthorBlog announces a list of Best Blogs each week.
This week & larst, I've been at number 3! WOW!
I jus wantid to
- say "HULLO!" to enywun visitin me from AuthorBlog's playce,
- say "THANKS DAVE!" fer incloodin my blog on the list and
- throw my arms up at the mini-commewnity mayde out of fello listins, while showtin "WA-HEYYYYYY!" an doin a funky darnse rownd the kitchen to James Brown.
There. I feel good. (I knew that I wood.)
Ah, wat a perfict epilog to yestaday's post abowt shopping!
We had a parsel deliverd this mornin, fokes. Well, wen I say deliverd, I mean shuved throo the letter box wiv blue accompanyment from the postman. An wen I say blue, I don't mean Thelonius Monk. No. I mean, Heavens to Dilly, don't nok on the door, will yu. Or ring the bell. No. Jus shuv fer all yor werth. It's oviously the ownly exercise yu get outside of climbing in an out of yor van. Hey ho. Enyway, underneath the layer of shredded brown paper, I fownd this book.
Do yu recognise it?
.....yup, it is ritten by nun other than David McMahon of Authorblog fame.
Ha! Gotcha Dave!
We orderd it from Linux an it took 9 days to get heer. Wen we Bears hav finished wiv it, we'll pass it on to Mummy. She arskt how it was so far, an I told her it was terrific. I mean, I've ownly red 3 pages, but with the werd 'bumcrack' in the second sentence, I jus KNOW it's on my wavelength.
Bye fer now!