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Showing posts with label authorblog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label authorblog. Show all posts

Monday, September 17, 2007

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!



I'm number 1 on the list this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aussiejourno's Weekly Blog Awards
Top Blogs For Week Ending 15 September.


(David duzzent do a logo so I drew this wun meself. Hmm. Not bad. But I think I mite re-desine it an slip a kangaroo in sumwhare. Wotcha think?)


How bowt this wun:

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Oh deer.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, an dispite the new Don't Mok The Bear Club's heroik efferts, we lost: 2 - nil to Tranmere Rovers (full nayme Tranmere Rover Dog-Breath Cheatin Scum)
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no- an Mummy went withowt me. Huh!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7 (just abowt)/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I don't kno how to brake it to yu all, but Gills lost, eevn dispite evrywun's pledged bloo-wearin efferts. As Ruth sez, maybe we need mor bloo pant-wearin. The bloo jumpers, sox an sherts help as a bonus faktor, I'm shor, but I think bloo pants mite be a basik nessessity. It's like, 5 bloo sherts = 1 bloo pant. Or maybe mor. Eevn. Never mind. Maybe it's just a delayd reakshun, an the troo effekt will kik in next week! YES! That'll be it! Don't giv it up yet, peeps! Don yor bloos next Saterday agen, an I bet weel win.

Now, I hav to lov yu an leev yu as I am bizzy doin a new video. Thanks to my new chair, I am direktin this wun as well:

It is a simpol plot, an sellybrates Authorblog listin my blog at number one(!!!!!) whylst explorin sum ov my intrests in life. I hope to be abol to releese it erly in the week.

Bye fer now!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

WA-HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm off fer a sellybrayterry Pant Frolic!

Monday, July 23, 2007

More thank cues


Hullo!
Another thank cue is dew- to Aussiejourno, hoo haz put my blog as 2nd on his list of Best Blogs this week! Wa-Heyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
He has also ritten a revew ov this blog, Dilly's blog and Mummy's. Clik heer an scroll down, to go an reed it, or to see the list ov 50 blogs in full!



Wednesday, July 04, 2007

A few updates on stuff....

Ahhh.... Independence day.... the day that led to them calling biskits 'cookies'.... an wen the whole confewzion abowt PANTS began. WA-HEYYY!!!!!!! Horray fer independence day! Wivowt it, pants mite be less fun.

Heer ar jus a few updaytes on things rownd heer.... yu partyin peeps mite need to catch up layter... hehehe


Awards...

Hehehee! Yesbut has given me his "Caption of the Week" award. Hehehee!

This waz his pikcher:

An my capshun was: "Oh, bugger it! Let's buy one!"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!

Thanks, YesBut! An thanks fer the badge, too (see colum, rite).

Authorblog still incloods me on his list of Top Blogs. I'm 5th this week! Wa-heyy! The list coms owt eech Saterday. It's fun cos I lyke to luk up the other peepol on the list. I nominayte eny gud blogs I find, too. If yu see a gud blog sumwher, let Authorblog kno!



Intervewin Peeps

PYTHEAS has finisht arnserin the kwestchuns I put to him, an yu can now reed the intervew on his blog. He's a great littol traveller, he is. Want to kno mor abowt hs nayme?? Go see the intervew!

MEANIE has finisht his kwestchuns as well (diffrent kweschuns) (oviussly- yu wuddent arsk a Bear an a Dragon the sayme stuff, now, wud yu?) so yu can reed that intervew, too, today.

It waz grayte fun thinkin up the kwestchuns. Wy not volunteer to be intervewd by wun of theez reprobates? HAHA!

The Gallery

I am still werkin on a Speshol Gallery to go wiv this blog. I will put all the scanned Bear Bottoms there. It's never too layte to scan yor bare Bear bottom to be incloodid in this. Meanie an Monkey sed they wud, too. Wa-heyyy! Don't ferget now, guys, will yu? Peepol ar lukin forward to it.

If yu don't hav a scanner, a foto will do. Just emayle them to my Mummy.

Comin up.....

(1) another danse video plannd, (2) marrygolds to plarnt out, IF it ever stops raynin, (3) Daddy's berfday nex Wendsday, so probly mor cayke. Wa-heyy!

Snot update

Yes, Daddy still has a cold. Coffin alot. Well wat do yu expekt wen Dilly sez she's a nerse. Her approatch to care is "Tayke medsin, get betta. NOT tayke medsin, get pointy stik."

Bye fer now!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Oh My!


HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Authorblog's list of 50 top blogs is out agen- an I'm number 2 this week! Oh my gudness! I may hav to do another darnse! Thank yu!

In the meentime I've cookt this speshol meal fer Authorblog's creator, AussieJourno. It's a Stuffed Abergine. (I think sum of yu wud call that an "egg-plarnt". Altho, I've never seen a chikn in that much pain.)

Heer is the befor pikcher:


an heer is the arfter pikcher:


It's delishus. I'll keep it hot fer yu fer as long as I can. If yu don't get heer in time I'll jus hav to eet it in yor honour!

Bye fer now!

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Aussiejourno Weekly Blog Awards

As menny of yu will know alreddy, AuthorBlog announces a list of Best Blogs each week.
This week & larst, I've been at number 3! WOW!


I jus wantid to



  1. say "HULLO!" to enywun visitin me from AuthorBlog's playce,


  2. say "THANKS DAVE!" fer incloodin my blog on the list and


  3. throw my arms up at the mini-commewnity mayde out of fello listins, while showtin "WA-HEYYYYYY!" an doin a funky darnse rownd the kitchen to James Brown.

There. I feel good. (I knew that I wood.)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Intreeeging Read

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no- she dragged me rownd other, non-Tesco establishments. Huh!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.8396/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!


Ah, wat a perfict epilog to yestaday's post abowt shopping!

We had a parsel deliverd this mornin, fokes. Well, wen I say deliverd, I mean shuved throo the letter box wiv blue accompanyment from the postman. An wen I say blue, I don't mean Thelonius Monk. No. I mean, Heavens to Dilly, don't nok on the door, will yu. Or ring the bell. No. Jus shuv fer all yor werth. It's oviously the ownly exercise yu get outside of climbing in an out of yor van. Hey ho. Enyway, underneath the layer of shredded brown paper, I fownd this book.

Do yu recognise it?

.....yup, it is ritten by nun other than David McMahon of Authorblog fame.

Ha! Gotcha Dave!

We orderd it from Linux an it took 9 days to get heer. Wen we Bears hav finished wiv it, we'll pass it on to Mummy. She arskt how it was so far, an I told her it was terrific. I mean, I've ownly red 3 pages, but with the werd 'bumcrack' in the second sentence, I jus KNOW it's on my wavelength.

Bye fer now!