We lost!!!
Weekend's scores:
- Gills: yes but I bet they wish they haddent botherd
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too fed up an alone an no-wun to play wiv much, reelly, so I jus sort ov huggd my foot most the time, wich duzzent reelly get a suprizisity scor, cos it's my own foot, so it knows wen I'm comin. /10
- Overall Score: oh, bum in a jockstrap, I dunno /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
WE LOST!!!OK, paws up hoo dident ware bloo on Saterday???? Eh?
I suppose it's my folt. I shud hav told yu all that the gayme startid erly, at 1 o clok.
Well akchewally, no, cos it startid erly cos England waz playing a game layter in the arfternoon, so they thort, "If we play at the sayme time, no wun will come an watch, cos England ar playin on telly, an evrywun will be watching them." So reelly, it's England's folt. THEY mayde us play erlier an so peepol dident get their bloo things on in time.
Anyway. We lost 3 - 0 to Southend (full nayme: Saaf-end-ov-the-werld Utd).
An do yu kno wat happend next? (Other than my 3 choklit peanuts to compansayte?) THE MANIDGER OV OUR TEAM RESiGNED.
Ohhhh............... sumtimes it's very painful to be loyal. I blayme Daddy, reelly. HE got me into serpportin Gillingham. If my Daddy had serpported sum big team like Manchester Utd (full nayme: Man, weer so scum it's offishal, chester Utd), I'd hav had a few mor wins. Hhhhhhhh......
ENYWAY! Onwood an upwood! (we Bears ar good at all woods.) I hav compozd a letter to the chairman to offer my servisses as new manidger. As weev lost 5 ov our ferst 6 gaymes this seeson, I carnt do werse than the larst wun. So heer goze:
I think I may be in wiv a shot. Arfter all, it waz me tutchin the ball wiv my paw that mayde us win larst week!
Wish me luk!
Bye fer now!
