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Showing posts with label Bob Slay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Slay. Show all posts

Friday, December 16, 2011

Grayte stuff!

Reesent scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: No, an Daddy's gon today wivowt me. I'm goin to hide his pants.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: far too bizzy for this /10
  • Overall Score: 7ish but growing/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Look at this Crismoss Tree!!!! It is in Whickham, neer Newcastle.
I 'borrowd' this foto from a website that luvly Littol Leon's mum sent to me. It's BaxterBear. Do go an hav a look at him. Wat an amayzing Bear!! He's kwite old. He waz a tea-tayster befor WW1. I luv a cup ov tea. Wen Mummy did her famly tree, she discuverd that on her Daddy's side, sum relativs wer tea-sorters at the London Docks befor WW1. Oviossly this is not as grayte as finding owt that there wer Breeches Makers in Granny's famly tree, but it is still good, an leeds me to wonder if they met BaxterBear wen he waz a tea-tayster.

Jobs I'd like to hav-

  • Hunny-tayster
  • Profeshunal pant sorter
  • Woodlands gide to littol Bears (how to ID best leevs for wipeability, etc.)

-Do yu hav eny dreem jobs that yu'd like??


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Mummy suggestid that if I am too bizzy to blog evry day I mite want to ownly tell yu wun thing at a time an spred it owt a bit. But I carnt cos I hav MOR GRAYTE STUFF I WANT TO SHARE WIV YU!!!!

Oh my beads!
Look!
Beanie mayde me a Bob-slay!!!!

I hope the postbear enjoyd it. He wud hav seen it, as it cayme wiv stamps on the sole, no envelope, wich is so fantasik! How menny peepol did it mayke smile on the way?? Hehe! Beanie is sutch fun!!

Hehehe look at the rokkits! Hehehe!
It's mayde from a flip-flop!
(In Ostraylia I think they call them them THONGS!!! HAHAHA! Oh stop it!)
Cant wayte to get goin on it!
It haz been snowin and sleetin this morning. I do hope we get sum proper sno. I shall ware my red duffel coat an wellies. Dilly wants to ride on the front an pertend to be a dragon pullin Santa's slay (she akchewly fownd a Crismoss card wiv that on. Can yu beleev that?).

I shall praktiss agen on the bannister. I'll set up the Bob-Cam so yu can get sum pikchers ov it. Now that Beanie haz explyned how to steer it (buttok mussels mostly, an then sum toe wiggling) I won't land in the bookcase by the stairs agen.

-Wat is the best thing yu've reseevd in the post so far this Crimbo seezon?
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Thare, thare ar 2 kwestchuns to get yu thinking!!!



*(No, I'm not fishing for compliments for my card hehehehehe tho I am glad so menny ov yu hav sed yu liket it. Hehehee!)