Scrummy dizzerts.... an HELPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 6 (I waz hewmerin Zed) /10
• Overall Score: 7.26115/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Lots haz been goin on heer at Granny's.

At the weekend, Daddy cayme to vizit. Do yu kno, he went to Football on the way- WIVOWT ME!!!!! Onnistly. I am owt ov his site for wun week an allreddy he is off doing stuff wivowt me. It jus shows yu. I am a much under-apryshyaytid Bear. Sumtimes I find myself wundering if he reelly diserves me.

Enyway.... on SUnday we awl went for a drive. We went down lots ov country laynes to show Granny the larst ov all the ortum leevs. It waz fun an we sor lots ov bunnys.

We stoppt at a crarft sentor an had Sunday Lunch. I waz a very geneross Bear (as is my ilk) an I shared all my dizzerts:

Heer is me sharin my coffee an walnut cayke wiv Daddy:
Heer is me sharin my lemon cheezcayke wiv Granny:
Heer is me sharin my treekol tart wiv Mummy:

See? I's geneross. I's WELL geneross.

This Sunday we ar awl goin bak home! An we ar taykin Granny too! She is coming to stay for a week. We ar also goin to bring the cats to liv wiv us now as they needs lots ov carfterin.
Heer is ware I need yor urgent help!!!! Dilly keeps tryin to put catnip on me!!!!! She is eevn runnin a poll abowt it on her blog. Pleez can yu go an vote "NO"!!! I'm allreddy small an the sayme culler as a mowsie. Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy don't need eny mor encurridgement!!!!

Bye fer now!

Well, it's not befor time!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we didn't play this game, we played "Bear! Not-a-Bear!" an Grayum, an ex pro at this, gayve lessons to Sam.
  
• Day Score: 7 ish, I gess/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, we had to hire a car. Utherwise Daddy wuddent get to werk next week. An we wuddent get to Football today! Wa-heyy!

So Daddy got strayte on the fone Therzday nite to find a car rite away. He had to get a cab over to whare it livd, then drive it bak. Well, by the time he got home in it, it waz gettin dark an I waz watchin The Simpsons, so I dident tayke much notiss, reelly.

But gess wat?????????? Oh my! Heheee!!!!! I had a proper look yesterday an an an oh! Yu won't beleev it, so I better show yu a foto-.......it's got my nayme on it! It haz!!! Hehehehe! We got a car wiv my nayme on it! Hahaha! Well, it's abowt time. Hahaha! An the GGZ cud be a Beary ggggggggzzzz noize or short for grizzly. Teehee! Daddy sed he haddent realized! D'oh! Hahaha!

I am a TAD worreed abowt bein in it, me bein a Spy an' all. But I serpoze I can rely on the Dubbol Bluff Tekneek. I meen, I can say, "Hoo me? Do yu reelly think that if I wer a spy I'd dryve arownd in a car wiv my nayme on it? Pah!"

Mind yu, it is blak an shiny, wich is kwite a spy like type ov car. I wunder if thare is a button to press to bring owt warter wings an raydars an stuff.

Daddy told me today that thare issent a level bit on the dashbord for me to sit an navvygayte. ME TO SIT AN NAVVYGAYTE???? Duzz he think I'm goin to get into a car wiv my nayme on it an WERK????

No. No, I mayde shor he knew that in THIS car, I'm a passenger an he is MY driver. He understood. He eevn arkst if he shud ware a hat. I don't think he waz bein sarky but I'm not shor.

Enyway. Off to football this arfternoon in it. Bloo pants on, peepol!!!! Wa-heyy!!!

Bye fer now!