Mummy's Berfday pikchers
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy fer this/10
- Day Score: 8.231/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Ferst ov all, I hav to say hullo to Angela. "HULLO ANGELA! I hope yu mannidge to reed my Bear English!" Heer she is-
Angela is the laydy hoo carfterd us at the "Lemon Tree" restront larst nite. She haz a son calld Robert! Wat a grayte nayme! She waz luvley! She liket me; she sed I waz cool an brort me choklit puddin on my own playte!
It waz such a verry big, thik choklitty puddin, Daddy had to help me owt: 
Dilly choze the blakbry cheesecayke. It cayme wiv a flowery thing on it. I've notist this- if the puddin haz eevn the hint ov sumthin helthy, it gets flowers an stuff put on it. This is a cleer sine that it is fer gerls.
Dilly ternd it into a bow:
Mummy waz happy:
she got lots ov presents. Mine waz best, an I told her to open it ferst!
I'll tell yu abowt the pressies tomorro as I carnt get the masheen to loade up eny mor pikchers rite now. I think I shall hav to giv it a kararty chop! Meenwile, I'm off to help Mummy bayke a big carrot cayke! YUM!
Bye fer now!
