The Mystery of Papermoose

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no; on hols
• Simpsons: no, mist it
• Tesco: YES!!! Big long visit. Walkt there wiv Mummy. She had a stomuk ayke wen we got there so we sat an drank tea in the cafe ferst. it was grate.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 - painkillers make Mummy's reactions slow /10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I told Authorblog this story, an he sed I shud put it on my blog. So heer yu are. But I warn yu, it's very scary. So don't go to bed too soon arfter yu've red it. Or if yu do, take lots of Bears wiv yu. Bears do brayve, yu know. Enyway, if yor sitting cumffterbly, I'll begin.......

Long time ago, Mummy's elder brother lived with her. (AAAAAAARGH! No. No, sorry. That's not the scary bit. I was jokin there.) One Crismass, he being a fan of the MOOSE in the programme "Northern Exposure", she bort him a toy MOOSE.

She carefully rapt it up bit by bit, to look like a MOOSE. i.e. each bit of antler had a separate bit of rapping paper, as did the rest of him. So he looked like, well, a wallpapered MOOSE.

Unkal Dave (yes, really, that's his name) loved it so much he never unrapped it.

He and the Wallpapered MOOSE (he was named PAPERMOOSE, for short) became close buddies.

Then, wun day, he was gone: NO MOOSE.

They lookt hie an low, no MOOSE.

Utterly MOOSE-less.

Time passed and Uncle Dave mooved out.

Then Mummy mooved too. On the eve of her moove she went throo the entire house, still serching for the Wallpapered MOOSE. It was never fownd.

To this day, it remaynes, The Mysterious Mystery Of PAPERMOOSE, The Disappearing Wallpapered MOOSE of Old Ingle Road.

noo noo noooo noo, noo noo noooo noo (Twilight Zone music).

PAPERMOOSE, as depictid by McGlinch (Thanks, Glinchy!)

Bye fer now!

My Lucky Kit

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 (got Daddy into a deep an filosofical argument an then got his nose! HAHAhahaha)
• Day Score: 7.392/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Regular observers of my blog will remember that I had a good weekend, cos Gillingham won, an I chose the wining horse at the Grand Nashional. WELL! Larst night I watched University Challenge (Daddy likes to shout out the answers, Mummy likes recognizing pieces of music that nobody else cares about, an I like to see if they brort a Bear). Only wun team had a Bear on it AN THEY WON!!!!!!

me watching University Challenge

close-up of my team's Bear!

I was giving all this sum deep Bear Thort larst night wen I realised that I hav never worn this kit combo before. It must therefore be Very Lucky Indeed. So I am not going to take it off till the end of the football season, next month. Mummy tried to grab it off me earlier, saying it needs a wash, but I ran an hid behind a pile of Daddy's shoes (she never goes too near them) an got away with it this time. How I shall fend her off for another month, I'm not shor. Wat if she takes it off me in my sleep? Oh no!!! Me an Grayum will hav to take shifts.....

my Lucky Kit combo

Bye fer now!