Catch up- 3: Jerry & Ben an uther Bear fayced cheek

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Nope
• Simpsons: Nope. Did see Family Guy tho, the wun ware Stewie taykes over the werld (wiv his Bear, Rupert)
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: er no, still a bit too snotty for this rownd heer.
  
• Dilly is still waring her nerse's hat but her akchewal nersing seems to consist mostly of (1) cheking peepol hav tayken theyer tablets by investigaytin theyer mouths and (2) staring very hard at them
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

In erly Deesember, my Abearikan pals Jerry an Ben sent me a parcel. That's them, thare, see? Cool, arnt they?

Arfter Crismoss they arskt if I had got it. HUH? NO!! No sine ov it!!!

They wer disappoyntid an natchrilly we wer very worreed. Mummy eevn wonderd if the mad theeving postie-boys wer at it agen. (Never trust a postman unless he has a designaytid Post Bear assined to his rownd. All onnist posties hav wun. Ownly the theevin scum norty wuns don't.)

Then, in layte January, the parcel arrived!!!! WAT A SERPRIZE!!!! We had given up on ever seeing it!

We wer VERY curioss abowt wy it had tayken so long, an fownd a cloo stamped onto the parcel-
It sez it waz in BOLIVIA on the 20th December, a cuppol ov weeks arfter Jerry an Ben had posted it from the USA! WAT THE?????????

This is a very strange way to get to the UK!
I spent a few yeers in Sowth Abearika wiv Daddy, so maybe they thort I was still down thare...

ENYWAY!
I yewsd a nife to get in thare- cuddent wayte! (Yung Bears, pleez note, don't yewz sharp objekts, I've been speshly trayned at Spy Collidge)DIVE IN!! OOF!
OOO LOTS OV THOZE SOFT POLYSTYREEN THINGS!
I LUV THEEZ!!
OOPS! SKEWZ ME BUM! HEHE!

AHHH.......LUVLYHEHEOH LOOK!
SUMTHING TO REED IN HEER!
THIS IS INTRESTIN...AND PENS, TOO!
I SPLIT THEEZ WIV DILLY LAYTER ON.
I KEPT THE BLOO WUN AN SHE HAD THE FLOWERY WUN.

MINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!DILLY HELPT GET THEM ALL OWT, AN COWNTID THEM, SEVROL TIMES. SHE DECIDED THARE WER 2.
AND LOOK!
THEY DID A GRAYTE PAWTRAYTE OF US!!!!SOOPER-FLAYVER JELLY BEANS!
AND....
AND.......
WAT IS THIS???A POO-LAR BEAR!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GEDDIT?
A POO-LAR BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY BEADS, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
HAHAHAHA IT EEVN COMES WIV INSTRUKSHUNS! HAHAHA!
HOOZ JOB WAZ IT TO DROR THIS?
CAN YU IMAGIN THEM TELLING THEYER FAMLY WAT THEY DID THAT DAY AT WERK? HOW BRILLYENT!
RITE LET'S SEE... I'VE LOADED IT UP WIV BROWN JELLY BEANS...
NOW HOLD THE BODY STILL AN PRESS DOWN THE HED AND...HAHAHA IT WERKT!!!IT POOPT A BEAN!TRY IT AGEN! TRY IT AGEN!
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
THEY POP RITE OWT HIS BOTTOM!

OH MY!
MY SIDES HERTED SO MUTCH!
THIS IS THE FUNNYEST THING EVER!
HEY DILLY LOOK AT THIS!!

UH NO, NO, EH, JERRY AND BEN? I DON'T THINK SHE GETS IT!
THANK YU for sutch a grayte parcel, Jerry an Ben! I carnt beleev it took me so long to blog abowt it my sekritary so long to help me blog abowt it!!!!! Fantastic!!!!!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!