I have no idea what director/writer/producer Mark Jones looks like. Google image searching him (it’s a verb and I’m dealing with it) yields everything from this:
to this:
and all the way to this:
More importantly, I have absolutely no clue how tall this man may be, but based on his filmography, I have to assume he’s either under five feet or, more likely, the sole full heighter in a family of dwarfs (yes, i.e., Matthew McConaughy in Tiptoes). Because of this man, we have the following:
The Lucky Charms hating, pogo stick wielding, 4-leaf clover allergic Leprechaun
The puntastic baby eater that is Rumplestiltskin
Dummy, the wooden and weird youngest child of one messed up family of orphans in Triloquist
also, Two For the Brig, an episode of the animated series ALF
Clearly, this is a man who understands the power of Vertically Challenged Villains!, and hence, 2011’s Doll’s House Shortie of the Year Golden Lifts go to his mysterious feet. May the Leprechaun clean them with that signature smile.
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