And there's plenty to be eggnogcited about (that didn't work, did it). Because as a browse of my tags proves I've seen *almost* every Christmas-themed horror film yet to be made, the Doll's House is getting a kinder, more TV-G rating over here (in subject matter only) as the month will vary between genre films and, well, gooey love stories or puppy tails produced for such luminary networks as Ion, Hallmark, Lifetime, or the ABC Family Channel. Basically, any movie starring C-list actresses while they're killing baby weight time on maternity leave or lesser Baldwins trying to make enough cash to buy richer brother Alec an acceptable Christmas gift. Or at least, I HOPE that's why Daniel accepted a role in the abominable (and soon to be reviewed) Christmas With a Capital C. That's the kind of crazy crap I only accept from Stephen.
Also on tap this month: ME!
If you're in the New York area next Saturday night, how about heading uptown to a lovely little restaurant oozing in good beer and more importantantly, seasonal comedy? I'll be playing Andy Richter to the Podcast Podcast's Fozziebare as he hosts the second Late Night Chat Room at Inwood's India Road Cafe (details on the Facebook page here). The topic of the night? What else could it be but bad Christmas movies of course! Also in the liquored studio will be the fellas from the We Hate Movies Podcast, so swipe your MetroCard and head on up for a night of good deeds (bringing cans to donate is encouraged), laughter (we'll be funny), and my argument for why the below-clipped film is a true yuletide classic:
Featuring my all-time favorite performance by a pair of eyebrows in cinema.