THE BIBLE BEATERS - He's Always Watching

From the vast shitlands of Ohio ,comes The Bible Beaters. They sound kinda country/spiritual/gospel-punk ,with a huge spoonful of humor. Reminds me ,at times, of The Dick Panthers.They are still active,and are in fact playing "The Last Rock N' Roll Show Ever On The Face Of The Planet" ,on 12/21/2012.Totally not religious,but bashing religions,all the way!Sent in by John (Kaagootaabaa) ,much thanks.
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THE DICK PANTHERS - Norwegian Wood

This ends with a skit ,that sounds like the characters from the other disc below ,some fucked up fellas.The music and vocals here ,are great as on all their stuff ,and weird and stupid. I think you will enjoy the full Dick Panthers catalog ,I recommend it very highly! In the highest!I bet these guys are pro musicians,havin' some beers,and doodlin' around! Like the Beatles of our generation ,or something! And the art and notes in all the zips of these guys,is fab!
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THE DICK PANTHERS - Women's Lib

This one is quite a bit more country -tinged ,than the one below,and a hint of gospel sneaks in as on that disc ,but don't fear,it's dumb! After the first several numbers there is a trippy spoken thing ,with suitably trippy accompaniment , "Cars" , while just following that is , " Sha Na Na" ,a foul-mouthed 50's tribute, then it gets weirder with , "Rainbow Worl' " ,which is hilarious ,and it ends with ,"Scandalous" ("Goodbye To You" ,by Scandal) ,which sounds like a female vocalist doing karaoke? I don't know ,just download it ,man!
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THE DICK PANTHERS - Eternal Biological Conflict

My new pals , The Dick Panthers ,sent in some discs to post! I'll start here ,they all stick to the same basic sound,with enough interesting diversions in music and vocals ,to make you wanna hear it again and again! First off, most of the subject matter has to do with religion and /or masturbation,the music is well-recorded ,and obviously played by folks ,that are too talented to be playing tardcore , but this is great stuff,nonetheless! They had tracks on the ,"WC500" comp ,from Wheelchair , as well as the more recent ,"Fart Filet" compilation. Imagine ,if you will , Elvis, Jimi , James Brown , The Residents, Negativland (the last 2 they channel ,effortlessly ,on the last 2 tracks ,a skit ,and a noise/sampler number) ,any drunken country singer,and Jesus , if they started a band. Now ,download this ,as well as the other discs ,and you will hear what I mean! From Brookline ,MA
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