STRAWBERRY SHORTCOCK

So ,here's a super duo of myself and John of Kaagootaabaa ,amongst other things,He's in North Carolina and sent me some guitar lines to which I added bass,drums,keys,and vocals. I,further south in Florida, sent him music tracks to sing on,as well,and we came up with this in 2012.Grimy,grungy,punk rock weirdness with covers of  Question Mark and the Mysterians,Mentors,GG Allin,Tommy James and the Shondells,Johnny Thunders,Black Flag ,and Antiseen!!! Psych-tard rockin' fun. BONUS TRACK : from the 2012 "Not So Quiet On The Western Front" tribute compilation on SLUGGISHA/WHEELCHAIR FULL OF OLD MEN !!!!!

https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/strawberry-shortcock-s-t 

KAAGOOTAABAA (band) - Okultra

John calls this "Japanese rock n' roll" ,and he may have something here.Loud distorto guitar ,and incoherent yelling over the top of it ,and enigmatic song titles that all start with "OK", like ,
"OKSATAN" , "OKTATTATTATITUP" ,"OKSUPERSOPHISTICATION" ,etc. 10 songs in 8 minutes ,from the backwoods of North Carolina!
CLICK HERE:
http://archive.org/download/Kaagootaabaaband-Okultra/Kaagootaabaaband-Okultra.zip

LATE NIGHT WITH THE FUCK TWINS - Podcast #2 - President Draike Dinzz Memorial Episode

Spaceship Andy (Washington) ,and John Kaagootaabaa (North Carolina) in the second episode of their Late Night with the Fuck Twins podcast! Check it out, Andy and John discuss topics such as Oprah's buttocks, and their special guest, the next President, performs his favorite Talking Heads songs. Enjoy.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/LateNightWithTheFuckTwins-Podcast2-PresidentDraikeDinzzMemorial/LateNightWithTheFuckTwins-Episode2-PresidentDraikeDinzzMemorial.zip

KAAGOOTAABAA - Nay! I Will Not Falter!

7 songs in just over a minute ,from the North Carolina noise master ,this time with some acoustic grindcore! Just dumb acoustic growling ,with John at the wheel!Another addition to his growing collection of work! Short but sweet , and certainly worth repeated listenings! Hell ,listen to it on a loop ,the songs fly by so fast ,you won't barely notice that you've heard them the first couple of times around. Give John praise!
CLICK HERE: http://www.archive.org/download/Kaagootaabaa-NayIWillNotFalter_813/Kaagootaabaa-NayIWillNotFalter_813_vbr_mp3.zip

KAAGOOTAABAA - Camwhores

John recorded this noise piece using girls in a Camwhore chat room ,and layering a wall of shitnoise on top of them ,like a cruddy ,smelly ,crusty ,life-smothering blanket of death. John has really grown ,since I gave him exposure to the world last year! It's just neat how I posted him (from North Carolina),the guys in Seattle ,(Skindust ,Rocky Dennis Picture Show,The Swaggs,Teenage Mustache) ,and Dylan Houser (Lakeland ,FL ,home of Hell Garbage and the rest of his projects) ,and Ice Cream Sandwich Shit Head(MA) , and then they all ended up meeting thru my blog ,and began doing split releases with each other ,and all that junk! It's a small shitcore world ,we live in! Spaceship Andy of Skindust ,did the front cover art for this.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Kaagootaabaa-Camwhores/Kaagootaabaa-Camwhores.zip

KAAGOOTAABAA & HIS CHRISTIAN BAND - No Cussin'

John Kaagootaabaa sings on these couple of tracks ,that are both just over 2 minutes each. His reborn again christian pal ,Johnny ,plays guitar. The first number is a psych/blues workout ,while the second track starts out sounding almost oriental in nature ,and instrumentally like a keyboard ,but soon evolves into a blues rocker. Vocals are distorto-flanged on both ditties. This is a neat diversion ,on the way to the next full-length Kaagootaabaa album.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/KaagootaabaaHisChristianBand-NoCussin/KaagootaabaaHisChristianBand-NoCussin.zip

LATE NIGHT WITH THE FUCK TWINS - Podcast #1 -Whitney Houston Memorial Episode

Spaceship Andy and John Kaagootaabaa ,did this podcast from Washington State and North Carolina ,one of 'em in each state.Lots of funny discussion ,not much music ,and barely a mention of Whitney Houston ,except to note that she's dead ,and deserves to be so.A great new project ,let's hope it continues on in to the future! Viva la Fuck Twins!!!
CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/377/LATE_NIGHT_WITH_THE_FUCK_TWINS_-_Episode_1_-_Whitney_Houston_Memorial.zip.html

HELL GARBAGE / KAAGOOTAABAA - Split

Dylan & John ,from Florida & North Carolina ,respectively ,each do a 10 minute or so, piece of "music". Nice noisy stuff ,to get your blood (or fists) pumping. HG plays a feedback-laden blur of overmodulated shitcore. Kaagoo is mellow ,comparatively ,running thru a digital delay ,and espousing sentiments for your ears only! Recorded Nov./Dec. 2011 ,on Lady Anthrophagus Unincorporated ,in a ltd edition of 30 .Two great one-man-bands ,that sound great together on this split. My wish is to do splits with each of these guys and ICSSH ,and Frank Goshit ,and all these other new noise/shitcore dudes! Music that makes you think........
CLICK HERE:
http://azrowear.net/download/576/HELL_GARBAGE_-_KAAGOOTAABAA_-_Split.zip.html

CHARLIE POOLE AND THE NORTH CAROLINA RAMBLERS - Vol.2 -Old Time Songs Recorded from 1925-1930

This relic goes out to my pal John (Kaagootaabaa) ,because he is a North Carolinian ,and his last name might be Poole? (never asked him!). From the Spray/Leaksville area of central NC. If I were you ,I'd download this ,and seek out volumes 1 and 3 from this man, pronto! On County Records (County 509) ,outta NY(??!!) from ,I think ,1967. I've seen this record on the web ,but never with this cover ,or catalog number.Found it next to The Foster Family String Band album ,while thrifting ,50 cents. "If The River Was Whiskey",is my new theme song! John ,you must hear this ,and I'd like to suggest that you cover a few of these ditties!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sztxov6808a7imc

KAAGOOTAABAA - I Titled This Myself

A 3 song ,15 minute journey ,into the mind of John ,a/k/a Kaagootaabaa. The North Carolinian ,releases his 11th album (not including splits ,and compilation tracks) ,to the Sluggisha blog! The first 2 tracks are mostly acoustic guitar instros ,while the third track is a drone of a hum! John says he used samples from the movies : Payday (1973) and Riot On Sunset Strip (1967) ,as well as some japanese female wrestling ,on the backround of one track. Interesting stuff ,as is always the case ,with my friend ,John!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?me2ixmq48v6geqg

BOBBI STAFF - Chicken Feed b/w I Didn't Cry Today

North Carolinian ,Barbara Grindstaff, (whoa,what a last name ,I wonder if she ever grinded any staffs!!) ,had hits in the early to mid 60's. This single is a promo copy ,produced by Chet Atkins,1966. The a side ,"Chicken Feed" ,is a humorous country bop ,while side b sounds almost like Connie Francis ,Annette Funicello ,or the writer of the song ,Skeeter Davis! She's old!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?3fxdvrfgxe9k7wd

KAAGOOTAABAA - The Sensitivity Sessions

We've seen ,and heard ,John from Kaagootaabaa ,grow over the succesion of tapes he's been recording since last year. On this all-new ,2 disc set (with a whopping 85 cuts!) ,I was reminded several times of the Royal Trux double-LP masterwork ,"Twin Infinitives" ,and I must say , that this Kaagootaabaa release is the best yet. Recorded over Nov-Dec 2011 ,it sounds as if doing that split with Skindust a while back ,rubbed off on John a little.Pitting pensive ,moody acoustic guitar pieces ,against brutal and sometimes harsh noise pieces,and mixing in some power electronics sounding shit,along with inane vocalizing , is a winning combination on this recording. Split into 2 discs ,the first is, "Songs Of Love And Dance" , is back and forth every other song switching from mellow guitar instumentals ,to ear-blasting slabs of mindless noise. With an obligatory GG Allin cover song. Disc 2 ,"Songs Of Fun" ,include more of the hilarious song titlings ,as the first disc did, and features Dr. Bad Touch on keys ,on one number. Yes, John's come a long way in a short amount of time. Look for Kaagootaabaa on upcoming splits with like-minded artists. A whole lot of Kaagoo ,to take in all at once ,maybe too much fore some,but well worth it! This is the masterpiece John will have to live up to ,and follow-up with something even wilder!(if that's at all possible , I don't see how!)
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?3ku846ubuvd0eqw

KAAGOOTAABAA - Return Of The Dumpster Baby

John is back with another e.p. ,3 songs , or should I say ,a story in 3 parts. Sandwiched in between 2 slabs of the most glorious noise he's conjured up ,thus far , is a lovely little acoustic rave-up ,that cleanses the pallette of the first track ,while it's the calm before the storm leading into the third and final cut. John was also on both of the "Idiota" noisecore comps over at lasergrind.blogspot.com ,and has already sent me his xmas tune for the "SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA III" compilation ,going on now! Send your submissions too! Thanks!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?zinsznrb017029e

KAAGOOTAABAA - Black Lougies

John's newest release,harkens back to the band's early days;ie ,lo-fi ,bedroom recordings. There is a short (they're all relatively short ,bar the last cut, at a length 4:45 ,the longest here of 7 tracks) stand-up comic routine,and more of that early sound.And lots of samples ,from Chucky movies ,and other weirdness ,are prevalent for half of the recording.Keep pumpin' 'em out ,buddy!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?241j2wgrc4s3vns

SKINDUST/KAAGOOTAABAA - 28 Ways To Interrogate American Civilians -Split

A split from 2 of Sluggisha's newest artists! The heaviest stuff yet from Spaceship Andy & Frank Silverberg (Skindust) ,in Seattle,WA ,as well as extreme killing from John (Kaagootaabaa) in North Carolina! If weirdo noise is your game , these are your boys! Another fine product from the Sluggisha line of recordings. John also made a video (see below) for track # 23 ,"Give Me The Phone". Look for more from both of these great bands in the future ,right here!
Here's some notes from the guys:

Skindust/Kaagootaabaa
28 Ways To Interrogate American Civilians
2011
Noisecore

01 Avant-Garden Of Eden
02 Gory Sacrifice At The Kingdom Of Nakedness
03 Theme Song To An Unfinished Sitcom
04 Tripping In A Hyperbaric Chamber (Part 13)
05 Leaving Earth In B
06 This Is That Band I've Been Telling You About, Bro!
07 EarsplitterFuck3000
08 Returning To Earth In B
09 Outrunning A Desert
10 Rainbow Cunt
11 Wonkasludge (High On Pure Sugar)
12 Live Life Like There's No Tomorrow (Until Tomorrow)
13 Calling: All Transvestites
14 Breakfast, Tea, & 30 Blunts
15 8K Dial-Up
16 Chipping Teeth Gnawing On Swords
17 Outro
18 Thanks For Calling
19 (d_
20 A Day At The Zoo
21 Dumpster Baby
22 Maybe You'll Hit, Maybe You'll Miss, As Long As You Swing. Faggot.
23 Give Me The Phone
24 Untitled (2)
25 Untitled
26 Shitline
27 Ode To Skindust
28 Untitled3

Lineup:

Tracks 1-18:
Frank Silverberg - Spiritual guidance, meditation, world peace.
Spaceship Andy - Production, electric guitar, distortion pedal, amp, cell phone, glass slide, paper bag, pliers.

Tracks 19-28:
Kaagootaabaa - Production, electric guitar, amp, effects pedals, computer speakers, drugs.

Recorded in November 2011.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Skindust/153592414707349
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Kaagootaabaa/218815498185234
http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/
http://lasergrind.blogspot.com/

CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ypqnsigxeklnpye

SUPERCHUNK - Mower

3 song e.p. from the pride of Chapel Hill ,NC , and one of the finest indie alt-rock bands to come out of the scene. I defy you to listen to the song "Mower" ,and not get it stuck in your head! Their tune ,"Slack Motherfucker" (not on this disc!),defined generation x. Thanks to Joel ,who gave me this from his collection! "It was a robin's egg ,and it was blue!"
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?8tx42s23e2t8u6d

KAAGOOTAABAA - Fuckin' Kill Yourself In A Shit-Eating Gay Bar

North Carolina's own Kaagootaabaa, is back with yet another release ,this time trippin' effects pedals and different instrumentation,other than his usual electric guitar ,which is also featured. This artist keeps pushing the boundaries of diy/indie rock ,further and deeper into the underground . Plus he is the first person to submit a Cat Machine cover song for the upcoming Cat Machine tribute disc! (he did the song "Paul Kline" ,in a minimalist fashion!)
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?a986u6ut7q3x776

REGATTA 69 - Skattered Smothered Covered

A mediocre ska band from North Carolina ,with a slew of covers and compilation tracks,collected on this disc ,for your convenience. Bob Marley and Squeeze are both covered a few times,Poison ,Scram ,and Justin Hinds are also covered ,as well as a track from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Along with a few originals and live cuts ,this may be their finest work.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Regatta69-SkatteredSmotheredCovered/Regatta69-SkattteredSmotheredCovered.zip 

KAAGOOTAABAA - Pluto

He's back again! This time with several covers of GG Allin (in honor of his birthday) along with some swell original tunes,and a 16 minute medley of songs,both covers and originals (including a topical number about hurricane Irene!) ,for a full 10 tracks of the madness that only Kaagootaabaa can weave.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?z16v152910r8r1m

TROUBLE WALKERS - Free Cowboy Hat

If you like The Supersuckers , Nashville Pussy , my buddy Nathan's band ,White Trash Whiplash ( http://www.myspace.com/whitetrashwhiplash) ,and other greasy ,sleazy rock bands,then you will enjoy this! With an album title culled from slang for a disposable sanitized toilet seat cover,and song titles like ,"Country Pussy" , White Devil Bag" , and ,"FUCT" ,you know you're in for an overflowing jug of moonshine madness. From Charlotte ,NC .
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sb5o71yv154m3dn