BOOB SAUSAGE - self-titled debut

On Saturday,the 28th of April,2013 ,The Man,The Guy,Chico,& The Boob ,grabbed up the guitar, bass,drum kit,keyboards,and microphone,and recorded this set of 8 mind-blowing,unclassifiable songs.There are 4 songs with vocals and 4 instrumentals with keyboards in place of vocals (each member had a turn at the mic and keys,as well as guitar,bass,and drum set!) In a league all their own,(unless you count The Germs (Germicide-era),Flipper,and the Shaggs) ,in league with Satan (huh huh ..Venom) , this is weird. Dylan Houser did the front cover art and logo ,Eric did the back cover art,graphics by The Man ,and the songs were titled by The Guy.There's even a video for,"Pizza Villian" (an instrumental) on youtube! If you check the sluggisha page at archive.org ,you may stumble upon the original mixdown of this album.There are alternate mixes,samples,and artwork.If you are interested in purchasing a hard copy cdr of this,please contact me in the comments box below. I think $5 should cover the postage,and such,in the U.S.A. overseas may be more. Here's the link,so enjoy you a first big bite of BOOB SAUSAGE!!
http://archive.org/download/BoobSausage/BoobSausage.zip

THE GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS - In Glob We Trust

The sophmore release from Food and Noah's tardcore ensemble ! Matches the first release in stupidity and ingenuity! Noah provides the awesome culturally iconic music samples ,while Food spews his tardo-matic lyrics and vocals all over it!This is gonna be in my mp3 player for months to come!! What more can I say? If you know the players ,if you know the band ,you know what to expect. If you have no idea what this crazy shit is ,or are a fan of Jerry or Jello ,this might be something that will change your life forever! Get the hard copy from Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records or over at retardriot.com ,and tell 'em GOD sent ya!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheGratefulDeadKennedys-InGlobWeTrust/TheGratefulDeadKennedys-InGlobWeTrust.zip

TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Super Noise Abbey Road

Great new release from the king of the new Northwest noise scene ,comin' outta Seattle. Noise ,is a given ,as mentioned in the album's title ,but the experimenting isn't dulled by noise. There are seconds long tracks set up next to long drawn-out numbers. There are samples ,keyboards ,guitars ,effects ,advertisements ,yelling ,and ,yes ,noise! Has nothing at all,(I think?) , to do with the BeatlesAnother fine piece of the puzzle from Washington state. Next up from this exciting artist ,a split release with Florida tardcore kings ,The Blood Red Oscars !!!.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad.zip

DOCTOR NINJA - Feel My Feet

Noah Lyon ,in one of his several guises ,did this mp3 that starts with a weird sample ,and becomes a droning piece of sound ,with more samples interspersed throughout ,at strategical locations, in this 3:41 minute piece.It's short ,but bears repeated listens.A good thing to hear when you are guzzling beers ,trying to reach that pinnacle of drunkeness ,that will make you either puke ,or come to a richer understanding of the mind of Noah Lyon! retardriot.com is where he can be found!
CLICK HERE:
http://azrowear.net/download/370/DOCTOR_NINJA_-_Feel_My_Feet_mp3.zip.html

HELL GARBAGE/TEENAGE MUSTACHE -split

Dylan Houser (FL) and Dead Ken Frilly(WA) collaborate on this new split of shitcore noise. Hell Garbage's 30 minute piece, is overmodulated feedback crud ,which makes my ears feel massaged as if by barbed wire. Teenage Mustache's 25 minute track is samples and distorted loops with interpolations of screeching feedback laden sounds. This is cool and very experimental.
CLICK HERE:
http://azrowear.net/download/371/Hell_Garbage_Teenage_Mustache_-_Split.zip.html

ONE FELL SWOOP - We Dare You!

Recorded Halloween night (between 11 pm and 2 am) , at least the first 2 tracks ,the third track(recorded November 2nd ,1991) completes this tape with an over 33 minute experimental freakout ,with plenty of TV ,titled ,"Setting Standards" ,which was what we were aiming to do. Hash oil was a factor in this recording! And you can hear it! Later on that day we recorded yet another tape! Under the oil influenced . This is some flat-out trippy stuff. This recording and the one directly below this ,"Rollback Timeholes" ,would make a perfect desert island tape! You can seriously listen to this everyday! I do!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?i2hwupnfluk5xwi

LOPPYBOGYMI - Alternative Mixes

This disc has no info,no track list,nothing! I don't know these guys good enough to know the titles to these songs,but I can say this is less metal ,more hip-hop ,than the disc posted below this. A weird ,trippy bunch of tunes ,with ,like the other disc ,stange and neat-o samples before the songs. No info was available about this on the web.Just check it out,it's rare!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ic7x95t3szm2757

THE GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS

The debut of an all-new Wheelchair band! And this one is excellent! Well-known songs are sampled,and turned into new songs, by singing different words on top! You just have to hear it! Total tardcore punk rock madness!! Jello Garcia ,on vocals ,and Doctor 'East Bay' Pigpen ,on music. Not a bad track here,Food is funnier than any stand-up comedian,or any of that shit! You can purchase it here if you wish : http://www.retardriot.com/store/?p=382 ,from my pal Noah ,at Retard Riot. Download this now,and you'll be playing it all week long,non-stop ,that's how great this is! Can't wait for them to make a second platter of fun!Here's a site that listed their concert schedule,using the (they thought) name of a fake band,as an example : http://gigpress.com/live-examples/ . They won't be playing live at all , I think! But this crazy ,sample-laden "music" ,with the hilarious lyrics and vocals,needs to be heard by every American citizen! Hell ,it should be mandatory ,under government laws! My favorite new band!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheGratefulDeadKennedys/TheGratefulDeadKennedys.zip 

BLLLLOCKINGK THE NEWTON SPRANCK / SLOP CAKE - Split Cdr

Bllllockingk , is stupid vocal exhortations,accompanied by rudimentary acoustic guitar scrapple. And the lengthy song titles,are also the lyrics to the songs. This goes on for 12 tracks and then we reach Slop Cake's one track ,which is really cool-lo-fi weirdness ,with samples and repetition.
Will make you wish you had HD stereo.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?4ub3ytufr0pyb77

BLACK FOREST RAPE

Thanks to Hans ,my pal in Germany ,for sending in this experimental/ black/electro/psych/
porn/doom/noise/metal band's ,first disc in!(how's that for a band description?!!). His cousin is the drummer. Weird instrumentals,vocals only show up in the form of a few samples before a couple songs.Really cool,and strange ,creates an atmospheric haze ,which blankets the whole proceedings.The song titles are like those of a porn-grind band,but they are not quite that thrashin' ,musically.And the band photos and aliases. (in the zipfile), are hysterical! Makes you think about stuff ,you usually don't think about, (or maybe you do, I don't know).Thinking man's music ,nonetheless!
CLICK HERE:
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/black-forest-rape 

CAT MACHINE - New Thing

This is Ed,Joel,and Chipmonk,No Tony,on the 4-track scene. The first 2 tracks are Ed solo,celebrating Sluggisha(samples from Top Cat cartoons),and the upcoming gig at Visions nightclub.Then each of the trio sings a song apiece,(lyrics from the Amok catalog),and it ends off with a piece featuring the voice of Langston Hughes!This is kinda the beginning of the band which formed after the Cat Machine broke up,One Fell Swoop.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ta0zdsivpdr7e61

ZATH - Zany Anarchy Through Hypnosis

The latest and greatest ,from the duo of tardcore kings! Food Fortunata,of Sockeye,Fossil Fuel,Boy In Love ,more bands ,and CEO of The Wheelchair Full Of Old Men record label,teams up with the blogmaster of this here blog,me, G O D ! for more stupid songs.Great and cruddy covers of Black Flag (Police Story),The Jesus Lizard (Zachariah),Circle Jerks (Coup D'etat),and a cover of a brand new band,Grady Ha Ha (Kicking Brazil Nuts). There is also a cover of an un-recorded Monkety Burps song (Sanford,Son,and Whippets)! Tons of hilarious samples tie all this comedy/schlock/tardcore music together!This band just keeps getting better,with each new release! It's about high time they got some vinyl on the market! Food ? ,Sludgesicle?, Mortville Records? ,someone should commit these guys (for real!), I mean to a 7".And for the first time in ZATH's history,Food does the cover art ,in color! A really good one,everybody Wang Chung tonite! CLICK HERE: https://zath2.bandcamp.com/album/zany-anarchy-through-hypnosis 

BUTT TOOTH - Tell Your Stupid BUTT TOOTH To SHUT UP !!!!

The dumbest rap trio you've never heard! Unless,of course,you downloaded their first LP ,"Cheddar Cheese Steak" ,located elsewhere,on this here blog!.MC Jed(Copkillr),MC Jug(Racemixr),and MC Reverend Raj,with a special word from MC Iggy!They do raps of 4 Cat Machine songs!The first and last tracks are their truest studio output!Lots of stoned,drunk,trippin stuff,not really rap,but a blitzed out version of the origins of rap.Sermons,stories,jokes,blues tunes,weirdo samples,and more strangeness.Truly tard-rap,tardcore to the max! CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp/743ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp.zip

YOBEL WEENEL -Fliz Craz

Me and the boys are back!After contributing tracks to ,"We Want Our Life Back- The BP Oil Protest Compilation" ,and "Sluggisha's Xmastravaganza II",they are here to deliver their third full-length!More of their trademark zombie-rock experimentalism,this is their best yet!10 tracks,full of noise,samples,music like you never heard before!A nice accomplishment,their 3rd video is currently in production!Avant-garde,musique concrete,bizarre songs,that will get you movin'! the 3rd album.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/YobelWeenel-FlizCraz/703YobelWeenel-flizCraz.zip

ANDY MILONAKIS -Hot Soup + Bonus Tracks

Hot Soup is Andy's latest stuff.I included a ton of earlier cuts,from all different time frames.All the tracks are mixed up,as I compiled them.Total tard-rap,funniest shit ,besides Tom Green ,in the rap world.He works with J Kwon,Major Lazer,Kool Kojak,Dirt Nasty,Rich Hil,and others.Even if you hate rap,check this out,it's a riot!Only time I ever heard a rap song sample John Cooper Clarke,on "Chickentown"(Joel,you simply must hear this cut!!)
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ysen4g3s6w3co94

UNCUT- 10

it's now 2010,and the first posting of the year is UNCUT 10.more broken record mantras,from an escaped lunatic who loves destroying ,playing,and recording old vinyl records.each "cut" is an "uncut",just a snippet sample of one part of a song ,repeatedly played.in some cases ,you'll hear more than one sample on an uncut.as is the case with the second half of this release,an extendo remix version of an uncut from #9,"desperate psychedelic flashback 60's acid mole gravel stomp(all my acid head friends are coming over tonight!)",an exploration of the beach boys covering,"louie,louie",and sounds like the soundtrack to a tripping party!the first half features,kiss,aerosmith,burl ives,hip-hop breakdance beats,as well as the beach boys ,and more!
lots of great uncuts here,and a few more to come,the tapes are numbered to # 14!please some rappers out there ,use my samples,and kick me back some $$,and possibly some work!thanks!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?hkymmdgo0dz

2 FOOT TALL JERK-germination

a trio from williamstown,new jersey,peddling keyboard electronic overdrive industrial,with lots of samples running thru.songs of david koresh and hell.weird and wacky stuff here ,folks,dig it out with a food scoop,and listen thru the iced shards of dissonance.cool and crazy.

CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/wr4g5emcjzy/2FTTJ.zip

THE ACID BUM TRIO-wreckage

not sure where this trio is from,but as i remember,it was chicago.i personally think this is the work of one man,sounds as if he sings on top of instrumental parts of metal songs,but i could be totally off base here.lots of samples,focusing mainly on a halloween sound effects record,and andrew dice clay.only a few minutes of actual noise songs,most of this 30 minutes is track 5 ,which is exclusively sampled recordings.enuff to make you shut it off,the few songs make it worthwhile,i think?kinda loud metally screamo.kids dig it!CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/dozoyvhmwgj/THE ACID BUM TRIO.zip

UNCUT-#4

solo artist extrordinaire,mr. uncut,is back for round four!lots of samples from hip hop ,fat boys,breakdance,stuff,and some awesome 4-track recordings,utilizing some jackie gleason mellow records combined with some public enemy and the courageous cat theme,and more,then back to the broken record sound we all know and love for a few more tracks to the end.rap to this p.diddy!(pee shitty)mantras to make you build a towering clay bisque urn full of eye-talian food stick to a volkswagon full of goldfish.if that sounds good,you're dumb.thanks!

CLICK HERE PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/kzjmwutzyyw/UNCUT-#4-PART ONE.zip

CLICK HERE PART TWO:http://www.mediafire.com/file/onnlya42mbj/UNCUT-#4-PART TWO.zip

BLOOD & FRICTION

a duo of blood,(me),and friction,(tony), recorded while vance was mixing down tempo house,(see post directly below this post),and is spacey,funny,scary,and just flat out strange and kooky.very musical in an other-worldly way.use of samples and a micro recorder really messes with your senses,and is disorienting at times.like all our bands on sluggisha,hard to pin to a genre or to classify,has that blood and friction sound,if you know what i mean!,if you don't ,download here and now!: https://archive.org/download/BloodFriction/119Bloodfriction.zip