"Paradise Lost" on Film.

Alex Proyas, who did "I, Robot" and "Knowing," is doing a version of "Paradise Lost" as an action flick.

Sure. Why not?

Here is the IMDB synopsis.

Paradise Lost (III) (2012)


Fantasy - 2012 (USA)

Not yet released

(voting begins after release)

An action-heavy take on the epic poem centered on the war in heaven between archangels Michael and Lucifer.

Director: Alex Proyas

Writers: Lawrence Kasdan, Stuart Hazeldine, and 4 more credits »

Cracked imagines the "pitch" meeting.