38 Ways to win an argument - internet division...

....or at least to pretend to win an argument on the internet while actually looking like a schmuck to anyone with an ounce of intelligence and a bare modicum of an attachment to logic...

....care of Arthur Schopenhauer.

Schopenhauer - who is most famous for writing a thick, impenetrable text that no one reads called "The World as Will and Representation, and who was Hitler's favorite philosopher - actually wrote a thin, readable book on the subject of "How to win every argument."

Because, apparently, he was that kind of a jerk.