Because, obviously, nothing says that Climate Change nonsense is founded on cutting edge scientific consensus like invoking the assistance the ancient Mayan jaguar goddes Ixchel.

A few human sacrifices might be in order though to really bring the message of Ixchel home:

With United Nations climate negotiators facing an uphill battle to advance their goal of reducing emissions linked to global warming, it’s no surprise that the woman steering the talks appealed to a Mayan goddess Monday.


Christiana Figueres, executive secretary of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change, invoked the ancient jaguar goddess Ixchel in her opening statement to delegates gathered in Cancun, Mexico, noting that Ixchel was not only goddess of the moon, but also “the goddess of reason, creativity and weaving. May she inspire you — because today, you are gathered in Cancun to weave together the elements of a solid response to climate change, using both reason and creativity as your tools.”

And these are the idiots who want total control over human technological progress?