Die Hard Ornaments
"Come out to the coast, get together, we'll have a few laughs..."
"Between the branches of every Christmas Tree there is a spot that cannot be filled with pretty glass, Santa Claus, or tinsel. In that space, that terrible place, only “shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light” will do. Shoggoths love Christmas. This one found a hat and a carrot, likely dropped by someone running for his life, and has taken the shape of a snowman as best it can (no one told him that snow is supposed to be white)."
"You can run and run as fast as you can, he'll still catch you, he's the gingerbread man.
This adorable holiday Zombie ornament is hand stitched from soft fleece with acrylic fabric paint details. Stuffed with polyester fiberfill, then topped off with a white polyester ribbon to hang him from (covered in blood splatter, because zombies!)
Approximately 5" tall and 4" wide. Ribbon is 3.5" long."
"This set of solar system Christmas tree ornaments will make your tree look out of this world! The rings of Saturn are etched using data from NASA’s Cassini spacecraft. Hang them in a window throughout the year, they’ll look great with the sun shining through them."