Hailey: What is your favorite flavor of taffy?
Me: Uhh..... Strawberrry?
Hailey: Pumpkin Donut Taffy is mine.
Me: What?
Hailey: Puummmppkiiinn. Dooonnnuuutttt Taffy
Me: I have never heard of it.
Hailey: I'm eating it, right now.
Me: What is the donut part of the taffy?
Hailey: ...What?
Me: You know, the donut. It is kind of like a cake but frosted or glazed and people eat them for breakfast.
Hailey: Aunt T, I am talking about Taffy!
Me: Me too. I just want to know what the donut part of the taffy is.
Hailey: It is just pumpkin!
Me: Then why is it called Pumpkin Donut if there is no donut in it?
Hailey: Because that is the flavor.
Me: I know what pumpkin tastes like, but there are so many types of donuts out there, so I want to know what the donut component of the taffy tastes like.
Hailey: You're weird.
Me: Sprinkles? Do you think it tastes like sprinkles?
Hailey: Insert exasperated sigh, that only a ten year old can give with conversing with adults that just don't seem to get it.
Laffy Taffy Joke: What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers!
