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I was actually lying down on my bed, not knowing what to do, besides thinking about love, love, and love – not implying that I am in a relationship or things like that. I just feel the urge to write something, in which most of you could probably relate. I noticed, living here on the other side of the world ( not really far, to be exact, it’s just an immigration tap away like duhh ) people do not really think about love / marriage as much as when I was back in Malaysia. Let’s just call this people as workaholic / career-minded people. And this ‘mindset’ changed me, it gave me a whole new perspective, I must say. Some might say it’s a matter of conservative or provocative thinking, but honestly it’s beyond that. First of all, let me start off by putting this disclaimer – I am not promoting which country has the best mentality, and this is just a personal point of view. Plus, I am not stereotyping / overgeneralizing every one of you because I know not all people behave the same

From my tumblr , again. Guys, guys, guys. There is a difference between being a man, and being just a sperm donor , you know. There's more to it than just finding the so-called "perfect woman"--which by your standards meaning physical things such as voluptuous body and the ability to gourmet a meal. Truth is, no perfect woman will find you until you perfect yourself. And honestly even the less-than-perfect women wouldn't settle for less. Picky species, you gotta admit. But it's just that animalistic, prehistoric desire to procreate that makes them picky. No female would want their future offspring weak, poor and unkempt, do they? So chuck off that PS3 and iPad2 of yours, and get yourself some lifelong useful skills. I don't know--like changing a lightbulb and fixing a clogged drain or something. You know, the ones that will make you more useful around the family than being the one shouting "I'm home!" and giving orders for some sa

Salam semua. Hai, saya lagi, Ze Bent Penzel. Asyik-asyik saya je kan? Well, hari ni saya nak mencapap sikit. Nak buat perutusan selamat ulang tahun kat mak ayah saya. Eh, sukatilah, saya kan author jugak. Ada hak buat post merepek meriban. Ah, tak adalah! Sebenarnya, sempena ulang tahun mereka, saya ingin menulis sedikit-sebanyak ilmu percintaan dan perkahwinan yang saya belajar dari mereka. Sesuailah dengan tema definisi cinta infiniti. So here are the things that I learned from them : 1) Couple before marriage, they do exist . Jadi anda semua expect bila saya bercerita tentang kisah cinta ibu bapa saya, saya akan sebut tentang "pakcik/makcik kampung sebelah datang meminang, mak tak pernah jumpa muka dia, terus kahwin blablabla,bahagia ke anak cucu blablabla..." well, no. Ibu dan bapa saya sama seperti kebanyakan anda--belajar di universiti, bertemu semasa belajar, terpikat pandang pertama, minta nombor dorm (dulu mana ada hanset), berutus surat, outing hujung minggu kelu

Dear ladies and gentleman, Everybody wants to be married to someone they love. Why? Because marriage is a license, a permit or a pass, might be a legal ticket for u to have a legal permission to fuck and stay around that one person u loved so much. Yeah, lelaki yg rasa nak kahwin 4 boleh la rasa dia layak kawin 4 kalau dia rasa dia layak. Marriage used to be a reason to stay around somebody, to be with the one u loved to share and care about each other. Since Malaysia belum lagi jadi liberal macam negara2 liberal kat luar sana, perempuan and lelaki tak boleh lagi hidup sebumbung tanpa  lesen perkahwinan ni. Though i bet, ramai gila dah duduk sebumbung, tidur sekatil, mandi sekolam sama sama even before marriage. (cerita lain) Marriage is a big thing. Its a promise made to each other to be faithful and loyal and stay together high and low. Gwa percaya ramai pernah dengar cerita pasal lelaki n perempuan yang 'dikahwinkan' and 'bercinta' lepas kawin. Right? N