Insignoramus

Maryland real estate developer Matt Rosendale

 moved to Montana to be a 'rancher' about the 

same time Frank Zappa moved there to raise a 

crop of dental floss.

The Trump Family Satirizing the Mothers of Invention

Satirizing the Beatles

The Amazing Colossal Imbecile

If Frank Zappa were alive today, he might do a Bill Maher 

parody, with the title, 'I'm Only In It for the Money'.

Ted Cruz's cat learns the hard way that Bromhidrosis and 

Stinkfoot are one and the same.

"He said if I didn't wear my hair this way, weasels would 

rip my flesh!"

Dan Piraro got his hair styled on the

Eighteenth Day of Zappadan.

Kobe Kaige gave fur the cold shoulder on the

Seventeenth Day of Zappadan.

Queen Elizabeth liked to grin diabolically

 on the Sixteenth Day of Zappadan.

Even Copepods celebrate on the 

Fifteenth Day of Zappadan.

Joseph Epstein's ears double as NSA listening posts on the

Fourteenth Day of Zappadan.

It rained on orthodoxy's parade on the 

Thirteenth Day of Zappadan.

Bare feet are acceptable on the Twelfth

Day of Zappadan.

Hungrily, the eagle eyed the Eleventh Day of Zappadan.

Salvador Dali says it's surreally the Tenth Day of

Zappadan.

John Travolta got a make-under on the Ninth Day of

Zappadan.

"Sure, I ripped his flesh, but he deserved

it and it saved lives," said the weasel on 

the Eighth Day of Zappadan.

Newt Gingrich was really miffed when he wasn't 

invited to the Seventh Day of Zappadan.

Thinking makes Joshua Feuerstein's

brain hurt on the Sixth Day of

Zappadan.