Mount Baggermore

Mormons are being urged "to fast and pray for Romney for 

24 hours to ensure he will be blessed in the debates."

Too bad God's a Scientologist.

Warm Scuzzies #329

Jeffrey A. Sinclair

It was a sad day for Mitt Romney when he realized he had 

been tricked into becoming the GOP presidential nominee.

Warm Scuzzies #328

Nathan Sproul

If US-launched drone attacks, which have killed 176

children, aren't 'State-Sponsored Terrorism', then

the phrase has no meaning.

The news that more Americans die from suicide than from 

car crashes was so depressing that more people started

to drive recklessly believing they could beat the odds.

Ralph Nadir

Dean Chambers is a 

Vast, 

One-Man, 

Right-Wing 

Conspiracy.

Bedlamites for Brown Running Amok in Massatoosetts

In a just world, a headline for October 1, 2012 will read,

'Harvard Cherokee Scalps America's Sexiest Paleface'.

Warm Scuzzies #327

Mike Horner

Fearguth heads east today for the

Counterpoint Festival near Atlanta,

Georgia.  As a result, blog posting 

will be light and spasmodic over the

next week or so.   

Sign of the Times #28

And the day finally arrived when political propaganda

 appealed directly to voters, not needing to use 

officeseekers as middlemen anymore. 

Rubik's Cube

Cubik's Rube

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #425

Mary Franson

World's Photo Retouchers, Airbrushers,

and Photoshoppers Despair of Ever 

Making Iran's President Look Less Ugly

Mitt Romney Sez:  “Well, we do provide care 

for people who don’t have insurance.  If someone 

has a heart attack, they don’t sit in their apartment 

and die. We pick them up in an ambulance and take 

them to the hospital and give them care. They get 

free care paid for by you and me. If that’s not a 

form of socialism, I don’t know what is." 

[Mittens says the darndest things.]

Romney Campaign Admitted to the Emergency Room

Build Your Own Douche Kabob

South Carolina Senator Calls for Mitt Romney to Back 

an Extended US Military Presence in Afgrahamistan

Will the iPhone 5 save us, or

will we still need Jesus?

The Willard Mechanism's Best Friends

Q:  What is dumber than a Bag of Krauthammers?

A:  Reince Priebus with 'Specifics Coming Out of His Eyeballs'.

David Brooks's Typology of

 Successful Republican Party

Campaigners

1.  Feltboard Guys

2.  Blackboard Guys

3.  Greenboard Guys

4.  Whiteboard Guys

5.  PowerPoint Guys

Peggy Noonan Claims Republicans, like Jim Beam of 

Kentucky and George Dickel of Tennessee, Privately

 Thanked Her for Slamming the Romney Campaign

Recently-Declassified Photograph #31

Center of New Ottoman Empire Moved from

Constantinople to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue