Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,025

Joseph Kennedy

Carpe Potestatem!

When Dr. Abby Abildness, Director of the Global Apostolic

Prayer Network, bows her head, God knows it's time to

swing into action.

"If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take."

Emu Phillips Sez:   "When I was a kid I used to pray 

every night for wings.  Instead of wings, God gave me 

a new bicycle.  Have you ever seen a flightless bird

try to ride a bicycle?" 

The mantis was deadly, but said grace

before every meal.

World's Worst Yoobs #235

Peggy Nienaber

GOPer Gubernatorial Candidate Darren Bailey Sets New

Record for Earliest Shout-Out for Thoughts and Prayers; 

"And now let's move on and celebrate the independence 

of this nation," he said hastily.

Joe Kennedy, Former Assistant Football Coach, Buffs His

 Résumé, Adds '50-Yard-Line Prayer Leader'

In lieu of prayer, the people of  Easter

Island took a more direct approach.

Slogans Have Consequences

We're Praying as Fast and Hard as We Can

"Roger Stone claims to have photographic proof that a 'satanic

 portal' has opened over the White House. 'We who believe, we 

can close the portal, but we can only close it through prayer. 

Massive prayer, millions of Christians praying to close the portal'.”

Michele Bachmann Offers a More Than 24-Minute-Long 

Prayer for the Nation of Israel at the Jerusalem Prayer 

Breakfast in Dallas

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  “I’ll tell you I have to 

work with her every single day so please do pray for

 me. The theories of alcoholism are very true and 

it’s very sad.”

At 91, Pat Robertson's power to pray away

hurricanes is waning.

Supersize Your Order for 99¢ More!

I Prayed My Back Pain Away with This Kneeling Desk Chair

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Requiring 

Public Schools to Set Aside at Least One Minute of Silence 

for Children to Meditate or Pray to Busy God

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep