Married and divorced four times, Nonagenarian Billionaire

is re-entering the marriage market.

At 94, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has

 been cleared for takeoff.

At 91, Pat Robertson's power to pray away

hurricanes is waning.

90 + Liddy = 0

Want to live to 90 like James Bond? Always order your 

martinis shaken, not stirred.

Old Presidents never die. They just grope their way

through the twilight.

On Day 14, Tej Kaur, age 90, says: "There is only

ONE Zappadan! Accept no substitutes!"