Don't say, "I woke up."  Say, "I awakened."

Natural Born Shillers

Even in Hell, Israel continued to bomb Gaza.

If you're a Trumpnik, this looks like Marjorie Taylor

Greene on her knees praying for Brandon Straka.

If you're not, it looks she's about to give him a

blow job.

CPAC Diorama in Dallas Shows Tearful January 6

 Insurrectionist Behind Bars; Meaning of Exhibit

Ambiguous and More Than a Little Bit Weird

In The Guiding Light, a fictional minister (Donald Trump) 

gives solace to one of his parishioners (Kari Lake).

Facing legal judgments against him totaling nearly

$50 million, Alex Jones has a moment of sudden

comprehension---or at least his face does.

Matt Schlapp in and Out of Character

"Tell me it's not already Caturday again!"

Ted Cruz Makes Sissy Fists

Roger Waters of Pinko Floyd Is a Comsymp

Make sure everyone knows where you stand by proudly 

wearing this hat.

Alex Jones Being Financially Grown to Dust by

Winning the Lottery in Reverse

Some believe J. Michael Davisson (R-IN)

was a stunt double for Space Ghost.

Mike Lindell Sez:  “Over 54 countries have now been 

taken by the machines or are getting taken by the 

machines. And you never get to go back.”

It seems to be made of 'A VERY HARD PLASTIC, AN

 ALLOY OF VARIOUS METALS, OR A BLEND OF 

YEAST, MILK, FLOUR, BUTTER, SUGAR, SALT, 

AND EGGS'.

On Fido Friday, the jaded watchdog was not watching.

REVEALED!  What's in Kyrsten Sinema's Purse

"Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do

And I'm going to do what you tell me to."

Warm Scuzzies #1,220

Joseph Cuffari

Alex Jones is a bust.

Mick Mulvaney Sez:  "It is better for me not to do TV, 

and keep my mouth shut, than to do TV and say we 

have a chance when the people in the know know that

 we do not.”

Where Fake Electors Come From

World's Worst Yoobs #236

Rachel Bovard

Trumpnik Jesus's Sermon on the Mount

If you eat oatmeal every day, this is what happens.

It's only 128 days until you can join the New York Young

Republican Club's 110th Annual Gala, featuring

Jack Posobiec and Marjorie Taylor Greene.  Put on your

dancing shoes!

Tucker and Trump,

Plugged and Unplugged

Remember Ari Fleischer?  No?

Good!

Infinite Einstein

 

Hawley Bashing More Fun Than a MyPillow Fight

Suddenly, Alex Jones, the Texas Turd, realized his ass

was in a sling.

Cracker Barrel's Impossible Sausage Comes from 

Impossible Pigs

Biden was blamed for rising gas prices, so shouldn't 

he now be blamed for falling gas prices?

The Real Reason Josh Hawley Was the Only Senator 

to Vote Against Finland and Sweden Joining NATO

Snooty Cat Claims Suitor Is After Her

Non-Fungible Tokens

Losing Loser Loses But Concedeth Not

Sphynx Cat Having a Kyrsten Sinema Flashback

Just After Ayman al-Zawahiri Was Told:

'GET SNUFFED!'

Aging Chrome-Dome Podcaster Aspires to Be

'Influential Thought Leader'

Gun-Brandishing Mark McCloskey Trounced in Missouri 

GOP Senate Primary, Gets Only 3% of the Vote

Has the Arizona Republican Party been taken over by 

Trumpnik nutjobs?  Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

Like Jason Voorhees, Eric Greitens may be down now,

but there always seems to be another sequel.

Dank Memes #24

'Stop with the ‘Little Miss’ Memes Already, for the Love of God!'

Secret Service agents home school their 

Labrador Deleters.

Oxymorons for Our Time #213

Truthful Hyperbole

Most people don't know that Michael Gerson is a

charter member of Concern Trolls 'Я' Us.

At 82, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross looks old

for his age.

Trump Doing Difficult 'Double Eric Endorsement

Maneuver' in Missouri

Warm Scuzzies #1,219

William Stephon Kit