World's Worst Yoobs #145

Jodi Rudoren

"Holy cow pie, Batman!"

Cenk Uygur Sez:  "Sean Hannity is a big blockhead." 

[So does Lucy.]

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #54

Arthur C. Brooks

Inpeach Obama

Tippi Hedren as a Child

Representative Curt 'Quick Study' Clawson (R-FL)

Loves India on the Potomac

Solar Flare in 2012 Nearly Took America Back 

to the 18th Century

Prince George's Paternity Never in Doubt

Warm Scuzzies #488

Benny Johnson

World's Worst Yoobs #144

Betsy Rothstein

Warm Scuzzies #487

Jim Fouts

If thy gaze accidentally falleth upon the oleaginous visage 

of Rafael Edward Cruz, resist ye the temptation to pluck 

out thine eyes before sundown.

Dorks, Dweebs, and Doofuses #53

Paul Gosar

When you watch the Secretary of State call

 the military coup d'état in Egypt "hard work

 in transitioning to a democracy," you can almost

 see the strings attached to John Kerry's lower jaw.

Tom Cruise, Operating Thetan XV

Oxymorons for Our Time #168

Involuntary Public Figure

Old Men with Guns #23

Tom Greer

Governor Brewer Sez:  "The inmate who gasped and snorted

for two hours before dying did not suffer.  I'm the one who

suffered!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #584

Jody Hice

G. Todd Baugh Censured and Suspended for Impersonating

a Judge

Two-Minute Haters #40

Dr. Mordechai Kedar

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #8

A Misogynistic Vampire

Texas Governor Declares Open Season and No Bag Limit

for Unaccompanied Minors Crossing the Texas Border

Warm Scuzzies #486

Officer Ken Counts

"Nice moustache, Bibi!  What does it feel 

like to leap over into your opposite?"

Dear E.T., 

Because Adam's sin affected the entire universe, 

you're damned.  And because you're not one of 

Adam's descendants, you cannot be saved.  Sorry!

Sincerely yours,

Ken Ham

Political Scientists Reveal New Bipartisan 

Hybrid:  The Barack O'Boehner

First, there was Sylvester Stallone's Rambo.

 

Second, there was Ronald Reagan's Rambo.

Third, there was Weird Al's Rambo

Fourth, there was Ron Paul's Rambo.

Fifth, there was Rick Perry's Rambo.

Issued a speeding ticket for driving 63 mph in a 45 mph 

zone, Sarah Palin explained she was fleeing the vampires

from True Blood.

American Schutzstaffel #43

"What's Ted Nugent spewing today?"

"Oh, of an Idaho Native American tribe, he says, 'I take it 

as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset 

by me and my positive energy'."

Raising Governor Fudpucker on Mount Sumbitchi

Max Headroom

Mad Max Headroom

Max Headworm

Limbaugh Lite

Little Rock, 1957

Dallas, 2014

"Take that, you dern half-pint refugee!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #153

Black-and-White Is the New Orange

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #583

Stephen Steinlight

How Jesus Makes Selfie Toast

Is Obama using the shoot-down of Flight MH17 to

 distract us from the border crisis which he is using

 to distract us from the IRS scandal which he is using 

to distract us from Benghazi?  Or is it the other

way around?

Greedheads Galore #38

David Von Spreckelsen