After the notorious Weiner affair, Nancy and Harry

would never again be able to eat a hot dog without,

at least, looking sad.

J. Neil Schulman Hits the Lecture Circuit

on Behalf of 'Extreme Couponing'

Buckethead Show in Zhangjiajie City, Hunan Province, China

Big Hit with Young and Old

New Poll Shows Censored Pictures of Genital

Herpes More Popular Than Politicians

You've been warned!

George Will Claims 'Bubble Gum Conspiracy'

Responsible for Arrière-Garde Assault on

His Jos. A. Bank Canary-Yellow Trousers

Generally speaking, being obese is not good.  But, it's OK

if you're a Republican---and especially if your name has

'Christ' in it twice.

Banksters who head companies that are

making money right now aren't sweating.

But Brian Moynihan, CEO of Bank of

America, is. 

Asked if she had stalactites growing in her womb,

Ann Coulter answered, "No, you demonic faggot,

it's stalagmites!"

When God tired of trying to figure out who to back in the 

GOP presidential primary, He decided to take a nap.

30-Minute Brawl Breaks Out at 30 Thousand

 Feet; 12 of Bildungblog's 'World's Worst

 Yobs' Involved in Vicious Fight

“There are foul people out there who do horrible things.

It’s unfortunate some people thought it would be a big joke

to make fun of my name. That comes with the territory.”

Chuck Todd thinks there are 'Five Reasons to Take

Bachmann Seriously'. Which is reason enough to NOT

 take Chuck Todd seriously.

The thrill of Governor Perry's call for a national day of fasting

and prayer was written all over their faces.

Whistleblower Thomas Drake Gets Misdemeanor

Plea Deal in NSA Case, Obama Administration

Gets Cream Pie in the Mush

Callista knew that look well.  It was going to be whips and

 chains again tonight.

And then the day came when his Caps Lock key

broke.  Imagine the rage!

"I wanted to be a billionaire, but I had to

settle for being a Child of God.  Amen."

Before you scoff at the possibility of

President Ronald Ernest Paul, don't

forget that Chester Alan Arthur was

President of the United States from

1881 to 1885. 

"You know, Roger, if my hairline is retreating, your hairline

has apparently suffered a complete rout."

Rat Spotted Abandoning 

USS Newt Gingrich

Ukrainian Paratrooper Eats Kermit the Frog Live As He's

Singing "It's Not Easy Bein' Green"

Man Refuses to Go Out Into Crazy World 

Without His Straitjacket

Coat of Arms for the House of Weiner

If you hang around Washington long enough,

you begin to look like Leon Panetta. 

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #305

Joe Heck

Paul Broun, a government employee who makes $174,000

 a year as a member of the U. S. House of Representatives,

says government employees need to go find 'real jobs'. 

OK, but you go first, Congressman!

RNC Wanker Pounds Weiner

Heavy Metal Soothes Sharks

World's Worst Yoobs #98

Andrea Peyser

David and Julia Koch Putting Their Best Face on a

Very Embarrassing Situation

"Uh, Congressman Ryan, you've

leaned so far to the right you're

confusing the camera."

"Oh, dear," says Mrs. Pickle, "Herman

Cain would have refused to sign the

Civil Rights Act of 1964 because it

was more than three pages long."

"What's that?"

"That's Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin

mud wrestling for the Presidency."

"I pity the poor mud!"

Obama for President, Palin for Sturgis Biker Chick

Having exited the world of Wakarusa and re-entered the

world of politics, Fearguth was reminded once again of

the difference between the Sublime and the Ridiculous.

"Where are you headed today, Ms. Palin?"

"There you go again, asking me one of

those 'Gotcha' questions!"

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew,

didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little weiner, isn't it?"