Dan Piraro got his hair styled on the

Eighteenth Day of Zappadan.

Kobe Kaige gave fur the cold shoulder on the

Seventeenth Day of Zappadan.

Queen Elizabeth liked to grin diabolically

 on the Sixteenth Day of Zappadan.

Even Copepods celebrate on the 

Fifteenth Day of Zappadan.

Joseph Epstein's ears double as NSA listening posts on the

Fourteenth Day of Zappadan.

It rained on orthodoxy's parade on the 

Thirteenth Day of Zappadan.

Bare feet are acceptable on the Twelfth

Day of Zappadan.

Hungrily, the eagle eyed the Eleventh Day of Zappadan.

Salvador Dali says it's surreally the Tenth Day of

Zappadan.

John Travolta got a make-under on the Ninth Day of

Zappadan.

"Sure, I ripped his flesh, but he deserved

it and it saved lives," said the weasel on 

the Eighth Day of Zappadan.

Newt Gingrich was really miffed when he wasn't 

invited to the Seventh Day of Zappadan.

Thinking makes Joshua Feuerstein's

brain hurt on the Sixth Day of

Zappadan.

Go ahead, order a T-Rex Combo on the

Fifth Day of Zappadan.

Jonah Goldberg is more cartoonish than

ever on the Fourth Day of Zappadan.

Robotologists mingle on the Third Day of Zappadan.

Duck Dynast Celebrates Second Day of Zappadan

If Frank Zappa is squeezing Claudia Cardinale,

it must be the First Day of Zappadan.

Fearguth Sez:  "Occupy Zappadan!"

Little Know Fact #13

Did you know that the last day of the Festival

of Zappadan, December 21, coincides with

World Orgasm Day?