According to PETA, you should no longer say 'bring home 

the bacon'.  Instead, you should say, 'bring home the bagels'. 

One is made to wonder if this reformulation of a popular 

idiomatic expression has been approved by PETB (People

 for the Ethical Treatment of Bagels).

Kobe Kaige gave fur the cold shoulder on the

Seventeenth Day of Zappadan.

Some are saying Beyoncé's cover of 'Bad

 as Iguana Be' was the highlight of the 

Superbowl halftime show.

"Whaddya mean you don't like

my iguana?"

Canadians Bash Seals, Canadian Club

Bashes Seal Cartoons

Regardless of what the People for the Ethical Treatment of
Round and Fuzzy Things thought, Dinara intended to smash
the bejesus out of the tennis ball.

Should PETA have to remind President Obama
that even a psycho, like Norman Bates' mother,
wouldn't harm a fly?

While it is true leopards do not change their spots,

they have been known to sell them if the price is right.

PETA Demonstrator Given Bare Bum's Rush

Alicia Bonifacio used to wear iceberg lettuce.

But it melted.