Footsoldier in the Animal Liberation Brigade

Looks likes the Animal Liberation Front may

 be making a comeback.

Stop Animal Cruelty!

According to PETA, you should no longer say 'bring home 

the bacon'.  Instead, you should say, 'bring home the bagels'. 

One is made to wonder if this reformulation of a popular 

idiomatic expression has been approved by PETB (People

 for the Ethical Treatment of Bagels).

So Many Shiny Objects to Bat, So Little Time!

Would someone please call the SPCA?

Does anyone know who stole this mink's coat?

Warm Scuzzies #169

Bob Parsons

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #37
Commandante Wurzelbacher, He Wolf of the Puppy Mills

Beetle Loses Argument for Animal Rights

Fearguth's Rules of Order #38

Forcing a monkey to laugh at your jokes

is considered by some to be a violation of

animal rights.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #15

"Hello, everybody, it's time to fire up the barbie!"
"Sorry, sir, but I forgot to bring the Kingsford."
"Well, uh, alright, that means it's Steak Tartare
again tonight!"

Marianne and the goat were getting long just fine

until she uttered the word, "cabrito."

While it is true leopards do not change their spots,

they have been known to sell them if the price is right.

PETA Demonstrator Given Bare Bum's Rush

"Quite honestly, I've received better treatment as a

monkey than the treatment received by most

human beings. So, changing my legal status from

'animal' to 'person' is probably not in my best interest.

Better a chimp than a chump, I always say."

Animal Rights Activists Prepare for 'Running of

the Nudes' in Pamplona, Spain

A restaurant in Italy was recently given a stiff fine

for being cruel to lobsters. It seems this particular

eatery was displaying live lobsters on ice and was

subsequently penalized under a law forbidding the

freezing of pets. In order to defray the cost of the

fine, the restaurant steamed the lobsters, which

isn't against Italian law, and served them up with

lots of drawn butter to its hungry customers.