George Consoling Laura for Becoming a Sexagenarian, and

Laura Consoling George for Being One Lobe Short of a Trilobite

"It may not be popular with the public — it doesn't matter in

the sense that we have to continue the mission and do what we

think is right. And that's exactly what we're doing. We're not

running for office. We're doing what we think is right. And the

American people be damned!"

Ma Poh says she doesn't stick her neck out

for just anybody.

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GOP Plans to Use Giant Hypnotron

on Election Day

Taoist Man Moved to Nonaction by World's Largest Garter

World's Worst Jobs #10

Chinese Cotton Stacker

Does eating a flag desecrate it?

There's no other way to say it:

some zebras are just rude.

Entertainment Center, Nicaraguan Peasant Style

Grandpa Bush Makes Last Minute Appeal for the Geezer Vote

This man woke up from a flying dream to discover

he was really flying.

Saddam Hussein's defense attorney is a member of

the Gambino crime family, sources say.

Fijian Army Soldier Demoted for Wearing

Brown Boots While on Parade

Ever since his DUI arrest last July, Mel Gibson has

been having more and more 'Apocalypto Moments'.

David Lee and Kyle Lowry make their moves

in a game of full-contact roundball.

Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall

try Sikhism on for size.

Aspiring Actress Auditioning for a Bit Part

in CSI: Miami

World's Worst Jobs #9

Congolese Sand Harvester

If you see this guy walking down the street,

consider him armed and dangerous.

"OK, I'll admit Donald Rumsfeld is responsible for

this much of the chaos in Iraq. But don't push me, or

I'll shorten the Responsibility Stick by an inch or so."

At twenty-nine minutes past the hour, George

W. Bush edged ever closer to a new world

record for the number of hours an American

President admired his own reflection

in a conference table without blinking.

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Republican National Committee Admits Hiring Chinese Bai

Worshipper to Reverse Outcome of Midterm Elections

Senator Barack Obama Walks a Mile for a Camel;

Says It Was Hard On His Lungs

Mike Stark, Liberal Blogger, Being Pacified by Senator

George Allen's Spezialeinsatzkommandos

All that Goddess Durga has to do to get rid of a headache

is to apply her middle finger directly to her forehead and

say, "Fuck it!"

In the Abrahamic religions,

this is a woman's place.

Campaign Worker Trying to Stir Up the Republican Base

If a lie had a face, it would look like this.

Democratic Party Strategist Shows What Candidates

Need to Wear During Waning Days of 2006 Campaign

Since last week, the Palestinians have picked up

the support of several nations in its bid to have

'burning-tire jumping' added as a demonstration

sport to the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.

There is something about the sound of the phrase,

'fantastic job', that always gives Donald Rumsfeld a migraine.

"You stinkin' Republican, get out of my face!"

President Says "Everything's Coming Up Roses"

World's Worst Jobs #8

Palestinian Charcoal Raker

"Gee, I wish I could get the Good Kashmiri

Seal of Approval."

"O Fabio, what meaneth the spin of this starry orb?"

Looking at the deep wrinkles in his forehead, one might ask:

"Is President Bush morphing into a Shar-Pei?"

The proposed merger of Jordan and the Netherlands failed only

because King Abdullah and Queen Beatrix just couldn't get along.

New Delhi Shopkeeper Protests Law Requiring a

Conscientiously-Applied Program of Oral Hygiene

and Regular Professional Care

Jeb Bush Doing His Popular Bullwinkle Impression

After the Three Little Pigs grew up, the Big Bad Wolf said

only one of them still made him want to huff and puff.

Suddenly, the little boy yelped, "Unhand me, varlet!"

Mark Halperin, Political Director for ABC News,

Explaining What It Was Like When He Fondled

Hugh Hewitt's Man-Boobs

The actual title of this artwork is 'Adorno As Oliver

Hardy in the Bohemian Girl (1938) and the Burden

of Desperation'. Attempts to come up with a humorous

title have failed.

This is a picture of a human being, Motoko Noma,

and an android, Repliee Q2. Can you tell which

is which?

To gain admission to this rally in South Korea,

you had to bring your own nuclear weapon.

Human pincushion admits, "This hurts like hell!"

When the Karate Kid got the Crane Technique all wrong,

Mr. Miyagi died laughing.

Not to be outdone by his daredevil father, President Bush has

successfully conducted his first large-group free-fall political

skydive over Sugarland, Texas.

Turkish Special Forces Practice Rappeling Down the

North Face of Mustafa Kemal Ataturk