Trump Stands for the National Anthem

He told her to make him a sandwich and so she did.

When he learned that Kevin Williamson had been hired

by The Atlantic, Ralph Waldo Emerson went into

hiding.

Two Popes and a Primate

"People are just looking for honesty and 

authenticity more than anything."

X-Ray Reveals Skull of Missing Link

Mudslinging is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Husserl's Cat

Have you tried the Laura Ingraham Edition of

Johnsonville Turkey Smoked Sausage?

Some say Kevin Williamson looks better with slime

than without.

Adventures in Aestheticism #10

The ubiquitous Kochroach has 'an elaborate 

social structure involving common shelter,

 social dependence, information transfer and 

kin recognition' (Wikipedia).

Warm Scuzzies #789

Ruben Gonzalez

"Sarah Huckabee Sanders says it's just a 'local matter'."

The Politico Illustrated #61

'After being pent up for days, Trump lets ’er rip.'

Scott Pruitt never met a taxpayer's dollar he hesitated

to spend for his personal benefit.

Know Your Grammar

American Schutzstaffel #61

Laura Ingraham Getting in the Spirit of Holy Week

Waiting for the Trumpocalypse

With absolutely no managerial experience, Admiral Doctor

Ronny 'Trump Is Not Fat' Jackson is probably overqualified

 to manage the second biggest department in the federal 

government.

Said John Dowd of possible pardons for Manafort and 

Flynn: “There were no discussions. Period. As far as

I know, no discussions.”

Only Available at Amazon

From E Pluribus Awesome to E Pluribus Awful,

Ann Coulter milks Trump like he was

Elsie the Cow.

Ann Coulter Doing Her The Hands of Orlac Impression

As Freud, thinking perhaps of Laura Ingraham, once 

observed, "According to ancient Babylonian doctrine,

 gold is 'the feces of Hell'.”

He Came Not to Call the Righteous, 

But Sinners to Repentance

Warm Scuzzies #788

Elliott Broidy

If Donald Trump Were a Gaucho

Supporter Explains Why Trump Is 

‘A Great Roll-in-the-Hay Model’

"Frank Page, the former president and CEO of the

 Southern Baptist Convention, revealed this week that he 

decided to resign his position over a 'morally inappropriate 

relationship' he’d had with an unspecified person or 

persons."  Tsk, tsk, another naughty Trumpnik has

bitten the dust.

If 'racial equity' and 'gay marriage' were once thought 

'unthinkable' but eventually became reality, how 

is 'repealing the Second Amendment', now thought

unthinkable,  a 'huge win' for Kyle Smith and his

 brethren at National Review? Shouldn't it be filling 

him (and them) with dread?

World's Worst Yobs #395

Kyle Smith

The Difference Between 'No Collusion' and

'No Collision' Explained

What 'No Collusion' Looks Like

Unlike many Americans who have a secret stache,

 John Bolton's stache is no secret.

Spacebook Founder and Philosopher of Transhumanism

John Bolton, Paper Tiger

Ted Cruz likes Green Eggs and Ham. Trump likes

Scrambled Brains and Jam.

Pfuck Pfizer!

'Arrival of Guild Navigators Train in Beijing

 Triggers Speculation'

Jesse Hughes is an Eagle of Death Metal. Listen to 

his call: "Kikikiki-ki-ki-kuk...kuk...kuk...kuh."

Trump says he doesn't believe he had sex with Stormy

Daniels. This is the same guy who believes the F-35 is

invisible.

One morning, as Ted Cruz was waking up from

anxious dreams, he discovered that he had a 

sign hanging from a gold chain around his neck.

He tried to take it off, but, like Sun Wukong's

Magical Headband, it could not be removed.

World's Worst Yoobs #196

Nina May

Green Green Grass of His Old Kentucky Home

Candice Keller Sez; "My dewlap? I was born with the

 right to carry it!"

"Soccer is a matter of life and death, except more important."

                                                       

                                                                     ---Bill Shankly

A: "Where's the line for all of the lawyers who

 want to represent Trump in the Russia probe?"

B: "I'm it."

A. "But you're not a lawyer."

B: "I know, but this line's much shorter than

 the one for full frontal lobotomies."

Like a fish, Steve Mnuchin is rotting from

the head down.