If you're in the market for a $1,295 parka, 

you need to know that next year, Canada 

Goose Parkas will be 100% fur-free.

Cat Doing Its Mink Shawl Impression

If you were to lay $11.5 trillion dollar bills end-to-end,

they would stretch 1 billion 114 million 350 thousand

 miles (1,114,350,000 miles).  Like a merkin,

that's a fur piece.

Pretty in Mink

Venus in Furs

Kobe Kaige gave fur the cold shoulder on the

Seventeenth Day of Zappadan.

Don't laugh.  He says he's really

cold-natured.

Does anyone know who stole this mink's coat?

Factoid of the Hour #13

Minnesota Shoplifter Hides $6,500 Mink Coat in Her

Drawers, Is Arrested and Jailed, But Coat Isn't

Discovered Until Three Days Later

Eminent Prelate Admits to Being a

Psychedelic Furs Fanboy

After 84 years, Elizabeth II, Queen of England,

had begun to hair over.

"Hey, my name's not 'Burberry'!" he shouted.

Last year's CBLPI 'Great American Conservative Women'

were draped in furs.  This year, they're dressed in widow's

weeds.  Times are tough all over. 

 Sandy Liddy Bourne Wearing Mink

Mink Wearing Sandy Liddy Bourne

To keep her body from o'ershadowing her brain,
Amanda Carpenter always wore mink.

Kellyanne Conway always looks her best when draped
in the fur of dead animals and after her facial wrinkles
have been sandblasted into submission.

"Hello, everybody, it's time to fire up the barbie!"
"Sorry, sir, but I forgot to bring the Kingsford."
"Well, uh, alright, that means it's Steak Tartare
again tonight!"

"Evidence is accumulating," writes the pundit, "that

the human brain systematically misjudges certain kinds

of risks. In effect, evolution has programmed us to be alert

for snakes and enemies with clubs, but we aren’t well

prepared to respond to a Star Parker in mink."

It's truly amazing how wearing fur makes Nonie
Darwish look like she's not a day over 60.

If you're going to one of the Tea Parties tomorrow,
you might run into Miriam Grossman. She'll be
easy to spot. Just look for the protester clad only
in a full-length mink coat and stethoscope.